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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
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janine
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May 10, 2011 02:14PM
you're trying to distract us, but we know it's really you.
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(my ears don't stick out that much, i have a soul patch and my eyebrows are much more unruly than that)
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I'll give Kevin the benefit of the doubt.
Polynesian (Rapanui)
while his buddies gazed over the ocean, rudy liked to look at the clouds. there's one that looks like it has your mother's nose! and two dragons fighting over an easter egg!
Lobstergirl wrote: "Did you see the penis in #397?!"Yes. She's asexual and the caption stands. :)
janine wrote: "amended. should make more sense now."Got it--cloud formations and things seen in the sky.
Giambattista Tiepolo
The heavens were never the same once that damn Kenny G. and his soprano saxophone were allowed to pass the pearly gates.
The Night at the Museum sequel Night at Museo del Settecento Veneziano bombed at the box office. The tabloids blamed Ben Stiller's absence for the movie's poor showing, but industry sources said that the project's script and budget had doomed it from the start.
Whether the problem was Kenny G.'s saxophone or a movie with an impossibly bad script, the King could probably have salvaged the situation.
Andy Warhol
#435 It wasn't until he was facing Elvis in the dusty Main Street outside the saloon that Manuel realized he shouldn't have had that eighth tequila shot.
#435 It was at that same moment that Elvis realized that something had been slipped into his drink. He didn't mind so much. If he squinted it looked like there were three Manuels, and all three Manuels were looking gorgeous.
Elvis and Manuel decided to skip the big shootout so they could return to drinking instead.
Diego Velázquez
Spock and Kirk were appalled to discover their intelligence had incorrectly reported the fashions and mores of Planet Sp-Geh-T-West matched those of ancient Greece.
#435 Lightnin' Draw Jim knew he was all shook up."The bitter they are, the harder they fall," laughed Elvis as he watched Jim stagger to his feet.
"I slipped, I stumbled, I fell," said Jim, refusing to acknowledge that Elvis had pushed him.
"It's a sin to tell a lie," Elvis responded. "Now for the millionth and last time, do you surrender, or do I have to shoot you again? I'm playing for keeps, Jimmy."
"All right, okay, you win," said Jim, tossing his gun at Elvis's feet. "Once is enough. You gotta stop. You can have her."
Elvis took the gun and nodded to his opponent.
"Go east, young man," he said, nodding to the road.
Jim mustered what little pride he had left, dusted himself off, and headed east out of town, the sunset at his back.
He paused just once, and looked back. "Just tell her Jim said hello."
Sounds exactly like an Elvis script!
Jammies wrote: "Spock and Kirk were appalled to discover their intelligence had incorrectly reported the fashions and mores of Planet Sp-Geh-T-West matched those of ancient Greece."AFLOL!
Jammies wrote: "Spock and Kirk were appalled to discover their intelligence had incorrectly reported the fashions and mores of Planet Sp-Geh-T-West matched those of ancient Greece."Better like this?
Frederic Remington
Jonathan wrote: "Sounds exactly like an Elvis script!"All of the dialogue is song titles. It was a fun exercise, but it took too long since I'm a couple of pictures behind.
#444 Eduardo wished that someone had told him today was "Wear a Hat with a Red Ball On It" day.
No matter how much Eduardo pleaded, Raoul was not going to speak to him, not after that snippy comment about Ethel Merman.
Jammies wrote: "No matter how much Eduardo pleaded, Raoul was not going to speak to him, not after that snippy comment about Ethel Merman."Ha!
Sarah Pi wrote: "All of the dialogue is song titles. It was a fun exercise, but it took too long since I'm a couple of pictures behind."Brilliant, Sarah!
Ethel Merman's voice could shatter glass. This singer had other objectives.
Edgar Degas
#450 Olivia had graced the finest stages on the continent, but her favorite duet partner was still her own right hand.
#450 - Even dressed for the opera Carmela couldn't shake her street roots as she stood and yelled "hey, sittdown you friggin' idiot, I'm trying to enjoy the stupid deal here!"
Heh. I've done that. Palm is a bad place for it, though. If you sweat you're screwed.
Greta takes "talk to the hand" to a new level.
Whether Greta/Olivia/Carmela was serenading her hand, reading lyrics from it or just gesturing rudely at passers by, the band played on.
Georges Seurat
#456 - the Good Posture Banquet festivities were interrupted by a short, cocky guy with an attitude. Even the flip of his hair was rebellious.
Aloysius, from the Ministry of Silly Walks, demonstrates for a festival goer his form, to the accompaniment of the local Trench Coat and Hat band, with guest trombonist Prymatt Conehead.
Posture problems and a silly walk--tall gentleman demonstrates both for the benefit of his foreign visitor.
John Singer Sargent
#456 The Great Maximillian was the finest hypnotist in France. Not only did he pull a band of non-musicians out of the audience and convince them to play La Marseillase, he also entranced his brother-in-law into pretending to be a rooster. Unfortunately for his sister, when the musicians snapped out of their trance, Francois did not, and Camille was eventually forced to send him away. She chose the Chantilly Home for Lunatics, though Francois held out until the bitter end for the Chartres Ferme de Poulet.(Dammit. I answered the phone before hitting post, and now there's a new picture in the way.)
#459 Templeton paced the rug bare trying to figure out how to dispose of Fatima's body. She couldn't be found here; the scandal would ruin his chances in the upcoming election.
It's still funny, Sarah. The Chartres ferme de poulet...
Jonathan wrote: "It's still funny, Sarah. The Chartres ferme de poulet..."
Merci.
Sarah Pi wrote: "#459 Templeton paced the rug bare trying to figure out how to dispose of Fatima's body. She couldn't be found here; the scandal would ruin his chances in the upcoming election."...so he asked three of his most trusted associates for help digging a grave. Unfortunately they chose a spot that was already in use.
Eugène Delacroix
#464 The audience for Sweeney Todd's One Man Hamlet dwindled early in its run, though Mrs. Lovett's pie shop in the theatre lobby continued to do brisk business.
Everbody loves Pi[e].
Pieter Breugel
#464 - Riff raff street people doing Shakespeare in the gutter was depressing but Lord Hershberger always paused for a moment to feign interest before heading back to the palace.
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