jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium Showing 301-350 of 1,615

[Jonathan]

To cheer each other up after their public disgrace, Sarah and Debbie (aka Doris and Wanda), attempted some light humor, with mixed results.



Richard Prince

[Phil]

"Ubiquitous?" said Thelma, "what the hell you goin' on about, Jules? Stop using them ten dollar words and just tell me the damn joke. And while you're up, beer me, bitch."

[Jonathan]

The beer is over here.



Frans Hals

[Félix]

What mustache? I don't have a mustache.

[Janice]

Charlie couldn't decide which fetish he preferred. He liked to be an adult baby as much as he liked to dress as Athena.

[Jonathan]

Athena never goes anywhere without that owl.



Simon Vouet

[janine]

athena wan't in the mood for christmas, but the blondes insisted on decorating the place anyway.

[ms.petra]

Jonathan, you are a treasure trove!
and Kevin forgot his hat in #365...

[Phil]

#365 -- Athena was beginning to think that the cherubs and the funny hat were not really critical to broom flight, and that Hedwig had just been funnin' her.

[Jonathan]

Expecting Kevin to return for his hat, she decided to put the broom to good use by tidying up the courtyard, it being Christmastime and all.



Pieter de Hooch

[Félix]

The little girl looks like Chuckie's sister.

[Jonathan]

It's been known to happen.



Greco-Roman

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It had always been Asclepius's dream to watch women shower from this angle. Tiffany, naturally, was irritated.

[Kevin]

#372 - Finally it was finished, a glorious combination of my two favorite things. Line dancing and macaroni art.

[ms.petra]

mosaics, macaroni, what's the diff.... :)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Hee.

[Janice]

With a firm hand, RA places Clark behind the Ficus.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ha!

[Jonathan]

Hah--I didn't recognize Clark in that dress, but I think you're right, Janice.

[Jonathan]

Wait a minute. Does the ficus usually have big yellow flowers? And does Clark have a mustache like this?



Anthony van Dyck

[ms.petra]

Barb wrote: "Ha!, Janine. Brilliant!"

agreed!

[Phil]

Humberto wondered if he would ever finish this round of "she loves me, she loves me not."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh, good one, Phil.

[Jonathan]

Humberto gave up on the flower game and decided to take a more direct approach.



Edward Hopper

[Janice]

#385 - Roger, always quick to turn things to his advantage suggested that the porch light would only attract mosquitoes and that they'd be much more comfortable inside under the bed covers.

[Jonathan]

But things didn't quite happen as Roger planned.



Roy Lichtenstein

[Félix]

Good one, Barb.

[Jonathan]

The pool? I thought she spent the day at the beach.

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Sandro Botticelli

[Sarah]

#390 That was the last time Venus bought her bathing suit from the tailor who made the Emperor's new clothes.

[Jonathan]

Ha!

[Jonathan]

Next time she'll use an honest seamstress.



Johannes Vermeer

[Kevin]

#393 - Mrs. Dogg worked very diligently into the night to get lil Snoop's costume ready for the talent show. Unfortunately the gin & juice made her seams a little crooked.

[Sarah]

Someone tell her she needs to be sippin' on that gin and juice, not chuggin'.

[Jonathan]

It's okay. She plans to sleep it off later.



Pablo Picasso

[Sarah]

#397 Janet Jackson had nothing on Roberta. Roberta OWNED the wardrobe malfunction.

[Janice]

#397 - Roberta! Roberta! Get thee over to the Masturbation Month thread!

[Jonathan]

Roberta's decision to take her act solo was a matter of necessity, Justin Timberlake being otherwise occupied.



Salvador Dalí

[Félix]

Excellent, Janice.

[Sarah]

#401 Timberlake's audition for Spinal Tap went better than expected.

[Kevin]

#410 - In true Spinal Tap fashion the "I'll-emerge-outta-the-egg" entrance totally janked plus who the hell put the very creepy Rupaul chocolate statue on stage with me?

[Jonathan]

It's a little too late for a spinal tap, I'm afraid.



Rembrandt van Rijn

[Sarah]

#406 Edward's old fallback joke "Can you give me a hand with this?" did not go over well with the medical school's advisory board.

[janine]

this may tickle a little, but please stay still, willem, or no one will be able to see it.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Everyone looks enamored with the man’s outie bellybutton.

[Kevin]

#406 - No one thought Milton Bradley's parlor game would catch on but he showed them.

[Sarah]

Yeah, and the guy at the top is totally the one who got to make the "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise when somebody messed up.

[Jonathan]

Actually, this is the guy who makes a noise when people mess up. He sees everything.



Bruce Nauman

[Sarah]

#413: Kevin, is that you?

[Phil]

Unfortunately for the network, the premiere of Kevin's sit-com cleared the room during the opening credits.

[Kevin]

#413 - The Easter Island Live exhibit was too weird for most, especially with the technical issues with screen number 2.