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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
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May 04, 2011 06:23PM
Barb, your caption for #222 is priceless!
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You are all so clever! love.this.thread.
Bun and Kevin, great minds clearly think alike, especially when they're thinking about taxidermy. This fellow appears to have preserved some kind of creature (at his feet) for posterity, although his motives for doing this remain obscure:
Matthew Barney
Also note: (view spoiler)
#239 - "The Scottish Mardi Gras really never took off but the caber toss was quite a bit fancier."
The talking parrot really was a good one, Barb. Somehow I missed LG's comment at msg 237. But from what I understand Franz and Beulah always had a weird relationship, even in their younger days:
William Holman Hunt
#242 - Franz showed Beulah a new way to enjoy the tune Pop Goes The Weasel
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Furiously playing Ravel's Concerto for Left Hand, Franz allowed Beulah to scratch the mosquito bite on her buttocks by rubbing it against his waistcoat buttons, as Toonces the cat looked on in disgust.
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Of course I'm not blocking you, LG. Whyever would I?...meanwhile in the adjoining room:
John Everett Millais
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And while Adelaide and Didier discussed the ironing in the main house, a strange encounter occurred in the conservatory...
Lady Clementina Hawarden
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Oh Loulou, tant pis. I have used it already. Go to the map room, Father is examining the Baltic routes. He will not notice if you tear off several inches of the Finnish Archipelago.
#247 - Fredrick didn't know how to tell Estelle that when he said she couldn't leave he meant because one of his 43 buttons was hooked on her dress. Estelle meanwhile was mortified of the faux pas she and Muffins had made by wearing the same outfit.
#251 - Looking at herself in the future Clementina realized she wanted to ask herself about the hat as the time portal was closing.
All of these answers are correct: Annetta took the Orient Express to Constantinople, but thought it was Finland because she misread father's map, and then changed her name to Clementina when she traveled through time to the future, only to be amazed by the sparse home-decorating styles of 1971:
David Hockney
David remarked smugly, "Look what happens when you deny me so long."
#256 Clementina wished desperately that for the next game of Hide & Seek they would be allowed to expand into other rooms, or perhaps even the out-of-doors. David was an idiot, and she was ever so bored.
Having asked Marie for "a little pussy," Montclair was not amused with her response. Marie, however, looked longingly at the vase, wishing she had never given her flower to such a crude man.
#256 - Shelley and Vinny both were thinking the same thing as they stared at the flower vase in their empty apartment, living on love was a farce and someone was going to have to get a real job.
...so they took over as headmaster and headmistress of a boarding school in Düsseldorf but found the students unwelcoming.
Arthur Sieblist
#263 - The called themselves a social club but everyone knew The Kool Kats were a gang and a dangerous one at that.
Decent people cowered in fear before them.
Jacques-Louis David
streaking: an ancient greek tradition.
#266 Belatedly Helen realized that her tactic of starting the "YMCA" and getting everyone to dance along was not going to work.
#266 - What started out to be a normal good natured naked flash mob dance turned ugly when several clothed women showed up with their kids. Then all hell broke loose.
Wisely, the women and children retreated into the walled city, but there they discovered an unexpected visitor.
Lord Leighton
#271 Connie Conehead finally finds a place where she fits in.
I was wondering why she wore that funny hat.
#217 - The girls of St. Cecilia (class of 1327) were taken by surprise to find a drunken man on their campus. Miriam, being class President, decided to smell his breath to see if he was indeed passed out drunk or just sleeping.
His breath stank out loud and so did the rest of him. Like it or not, he would have to take a bath.
William Adolphe Bouguereau
Evangeline looks behind Puck's ear and finds mold. "We insist! No fun and games till you take a bath."
Pan, discoverer of the concept of playing hard to get.
It's true, Sarah. These mythological men tend to make much of themselves, but most turn out to be less than advertised.
Sandro Botticelli
As usual, Hermes fell asleep before Gladys was done.
^^^^^^ winner winner chicken dinner !!
Chicken dinner, Kevin? How about chicken for lunch?
Pierre Auguste Renoir
i cannot even comment after SP's terrific caption
The food is better at the malt shop anyway.
William Glackens
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Hey, Zeus!
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres
#291 - So once a year on his birthday Edna let Zeus sit on her throne and she pretended to fawn over him while she stroked his beard and said "yeah, yeah, you're a god". Next day he was back to the apron and cleaning up dog crap in the yard.
In fact, he was cleaning the yard when this bunch wandered by:[image error]
Pieter Bruegel the Elder
#295 - After walking 6 miles when the bus broke down, the Breda Field Hockey team was utterly exhausted when they showed up at the stadium to play their match.
HeeheeI'll be laughing all weekend!
Long bus ride, mechanical failure, then walking to the match--all that would just about make a person scream.[image error]
Edvard Munch
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