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[Sarah]

#466 Marcel wished Phillipe would stop passing gas whenever it was his turn to be the lead pie carrier.

[Kevin]

#466 - Bill, being a Luddite, suddenly realized that wheels on the pie cart wouldn't really be a bad idea.

[Sarah]

Hee. Mine has farts, and Kevin's has capital letters. Something is amiss.

[Sarah]

BunWat wrote: "#466 Ah yes, the halcyon days before the invention of the desert trolly threw the pie carriers out of work, and sent them out into the cold streets. They became such a nuisance hovering around bak..."

Psst, Bun:
Dessert trolley:

Desert trolley:

He's looking a little long in the tooth.

[Jonathan]

BunWat wrote: "...the Bakers' Guild finally took up a collection to ship them off to the New World."

Unfortunately, New World pie delivery methods left a lot to be desired:



Norman Rockwell

PS: Good luck mending that spelunk wheel, Bun.

[janine]

BunWat wrote: "Wheeeee!!

I got up at six am toady my spelunk wheel be gown awl to shite do two exhaustion, soury."

i read that as spunk wheel. i got up at six too.

[Sarah]

#475 The day Barnabus flunked out of clown school and Rowdy flunked out of obedience school.

[Kevin]

#475 - Shooting a dog out of a cannon is always funny, but hitting a clown carrying a pie with the pooch missile is a riot.

[Jonathan]

The clown family decided to adopt the pooch, who was cute when not being shot out of a cannon.



Pablo Picasso

[Sarah]

#480 Diego really wished that his parents would stop dressing him and his brother Carlos for school. He wasn't sure whether it was the body stocking or the underwear outside the clothes, but none of the other kids would ever talk to them.

[Kevin]

#480 - The Dreary brothers found out that despite what their neighbor Spike said, this was NOT what all the kids wore to school here.

[Jonathan]

If the clown kids didn't like the clothes that Ma and Pa picked out, then they were free to fend for themselves.



Sir William Orpen

[Jonathan]

Hah--the crow who hesitates is lost.

[Kevin]

#484 - Naked Madonna was still popular around the Kibbutz even though her record sales were waning.

[Janice]

Johanna primly looked away when they encountered the spectacle of the shameless hussy vainly trying to improve her hopeless puppeteer act with nudity. Tsk! Tsk!

[Jonathan]

But the girl was just putting on her robe to fetch a pail of water.



Utagawa Hiroshige

[Janice]

It was women's work to carry the water, but falling in the well was such a popular form of hari kari that a man servant was sent to assist.

[Jonathan]

Harry Caray had such a great radio voice.

[Jammies]

#490:

Kasuma hated babysitting the twins, especially when they took turns throwing each other down the well, but she was saving up for training camp for tongue-weightlifters and needed every penny.

[Jonathan]

Meanwhile, at the adjoining farm...



Andrew Wyeth

[Jonathan]

Jammies wrote: "...especially when they took turns throwing each other down the well..."

Hilarious.

[janine]

driving mud wrestlers around didn't pay much, but billy and sean were never in it for the money.

[Sarah]

Barb wrote: "LOL!
Tongue weightlifting. The ladies love this particular breed of athlete."

Ha!

[Sarah]

#494 Lowell never could stay on the road.

[Jonathan]

janine wrote: "driving mud wrestlers around didn't pay much, but billy and sean were never in it for the money."

They were in it for the mud?

[Jonathan]

Sarah Pi wrote: "#494 Lowell never could stay on the road."

Sometimes staying on the road is overrated:



Grant Wood

[Sarah]

#501 The new Final Destination sequel sends our hapless heroes back in time to be clobbered by older, sturdier trucks.

[Kevin]

#501 - It was so much the windy roads but the overall lack of perspective that made it difficult to drive in Discombobulated Land

[Jammies]

Jonathan wrote: "Jammies wrote: "...especially when they took turns throwing each other down the well..."

Hilarious."

High praise, coming from the Master of Ceremonies!

[Jonathan]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "#501 - It was not so much the windy roads but the overall lack of perspective that made it difficult to drive in Discombobulated Land"

There are worse places to live (...and hopefully this won't be anyone's Final Destination).



Hieronymus Bosch

[Sarah]

#505 Despite its prime location and low prices, the Bosch Theme Park suffered from a lack of repeat visitors.

[Jonathan]

Right. Hmmmm. So...he decided to go for a walk in the countryside to clear his mind:



Gustave Moreau

[Jonathan]

Yup. The ball is in your court.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

After ravens pecked Mary's eyes out, she depended on the sound of Randy's lyre (Muskrat Love was a favorite), and close contact with his bare buttocks, to get around safely.

[Jonathan]

Lobstergirl wrote: "After ravens pecked Mary's eyes out, she depended on the sound of Randy's lyre (Muskrat Love was a favorite), and close contact with his bare buttocks, to get around safely."

Well, yes, if you want to be literal about it.

[Kevin]

#509 - the award for best costume was a gold sword. the award for least costume was a gold harp. both awards seemed extraneous

[Jonathan]

BunWat wrote: "#509 Alpice didn't know why the angel wanted her to hang tassels from her piercings and play In a Gadda Da Vida on the lyre, it seemed odd, but best not to argue with a winged woman carry..."

Meanwhile, the angel-in-chief observed the whole scene from on high:



Andrew Wyeth

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I like that Wyeth. I use it as a screensaver sometimes.

[Jonathan]

It's got great proportions for a screensaver.

But what does it depict?

[Phil]

Merinda gazed at the life-size replica of her game board below as she waited for Doyle to return with the pieces for their next game of "Risk."

[Jonathan]

Hah!

[Kevin]

#516 - The poor sucks in 1st class would never believe the amenities of super-double-excellent class. It made business class seem like a jump seat next to the lavatory.

[Sarah]

#516 Having canceled most of the shows on their 2010-2011 lineup, ABC's newly announced fall schedule includes Lost II: The Untold Story of Oceanic Flight 815's First Class cabin. It follows Socrates Brown (Sela Ward) and her invisible seatmate Jacob (no actor announced, strangely) as they battle the strange and unruly staff of the Club Med near their crash site on the north side of a mysterious island.

[Jonathan]

Sarah Pi wrote: "...as they battle the strange and unruly staff of the Club Med near their crash site on the north side of a mysterious island."

No more super-double-excellent class or games of Risk for them.



Henri Matisse

[Jammies]

Standing on the left, a very young Charlie Daniels

Seated on the right, a young and traumatized Kenny Rogers.

Kissing, Katie Perry's grandmother and a girl.

[Janice]

Alphonso angrily plopped himself on the ground as he contemplated the fact that not all castrati were required to sing. Some got to play instruments to keep the harem happy.

[~Geektastic~]

(I know I've never posted here before, so I'm just gonna throw it out there)

#524:

The young musician was pleased by the effect of his music on the female population. Unfortunately, his lack of other instruments meant that the ensuing lesbian orgy was not as gratifying as he had anticipated.

[Jonathan]

...whereupon the island's aging king suddenly appeared on the scene:



Julia Margaret Cameron

[Phil]

Ahh, it's good to be king!

Thank you, little blue pills.

[Sarah]

#529 Daphne tried not to stare at the small bird she saw nesting in Richard's beard, but she found herself unable to look away.