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[Sarah]

#589 Rapunzel gazed into her mirror, determined not to cry. It wasn't Skull Faced Steve Buscemi who creeped her out, nor Zombie Michael Landon. It was Teeny Tiny Renee Zelwegger and her attempts to wrap Rapunzel in cellophane that really gave her the willies.

[Janice]

#586 It was the 2nd time that Edward took Bella flying and she was no longer hiding her eyes in fear. He said, "Tuck that breast back in. You know I won't have sex with you until we're married."

[Janice]

#589 When they landed, Edward was badly in need of eating a bear or two. Bella was more interested in looking at her own beauty.

[Angela~twistedmind~]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "bye angela"

*sticks her tongue out at kevin as she slowly shuffles from the room*
upon my honor, i vow i will be back and i shall come with witty commentary and we shall see, kevin, we shall see.
oh,thanks, lizzie.

[Jonathan]

Janice and Sarah, excellent captions. I'm adding them to the bottom of the painting right now, using a very fine brush.

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Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier

[Kevin]

#595 - Disappointed with a prop for an upcoming sketch, members of the Monty Python troupe each tried their hand at making the painting more realistic.

[Jonathan]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.



Francisco de Goya

[janine]

LG started the Spanish inquisition? She sometimes suggests she's old, but that makes her ancient.

[Kevin]

#597 - Obscure and silly as it may have seemed, voting by ring toss onto assigned hats worked efficiently for the Lichtenstein Parliament for about 3 years.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::readies the iron maiden for Janine::

[Jonathan]

You're going to force her to listen their records?

[Mark]

Jonathan wrote: "You're going to force her to listen their records?"

Well done!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, that's right. Torture for the ears rather than the body.

[Mark]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Yes, that's right. Torture for the ears rather than the body."

Have the ears been removed from the body now? I mean are they no longer to be considered body parts?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::rolls eyes::

[Jonathan]

Plucked those out and using them for marbles, are you?

[Mark]

Oh dear... I seem to have turned this into a thread for slagging LG's idiomatic posts.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The slag being carted away:



Jules Tavernier, Paul Frénzeny

[Jonathan]

#609: As the mule train hauled Cinderella's glass coffin up the mountainside, one of the mule drivers asked the other, "Is that a set of enormous martini glasses I see in the distance?"

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Hee. And they picked up the pace...

[Jonathan]

Indeed.

Yes. They did.

[Kevin]

#609 - Retrospectively the first cryogenics facility could have been built in a more convenient location. Delivering clients was a bitch.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

They were, in fact, martini glasses.



John Currin

[Janice]

#615 Gloria and Daisy were amazed at how quickly Theresa had recovered from trepanation. She had only broken three glasses trying to make a toast.

[Sarah]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Mantis people! Run!!!!!!!!!!
(Why do all Mantis people drink martinis?)
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[janine]

they use the martini glasses to receive messages. it is the ideal shape.

[Jonathan]

janine wrote: "they use the martini glasses to receive messages. it is the ideal shape."

Some people prefer a rounded wine glass for capturing ideas.



Al Hirschfeld

[Sarah]

#620 Vincent was a creature of habit. He couldn't write without his tuxedo (carnation in the lapel), his trusty typewriter, his "Kilroy was here" hand puppet, and a cigarette that he smoked through his ear.

ps Why are there no Ninas in the Hirschfeld? I feel cheated.

[Kevin]

i loved looking for the nina's in the hirschfeld's when i was younger

[Jonathan]

This has 3 of them and stays on the martini-glass theme...



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[Sarah]

#623 Nuno the Sicilian went by many nicknames, including Two-Fist (for his drinking proclivities and the surprising punch packed by his delicate fingers), and Creepy Cat Eyes Garibaldi. His favorite was actually an acronym for "North Italian? No Account," so much so that he had his barber dye it into his temples on a regular basis.

[Jonathan]

Sarah Pi wrote: "#623 Nuno the Sicilian went by many nicknames, including Two-Fist..."



George Bellows

[Phil]

When Rocko was sent sprawling from the ring, his longtime companion Rico rushed to the canvas and pounded mercilessly (yet ineffectively) on Cruiser's chest. "You brute, you brute. You vicious brute!" he screamed.

[Kevin]

#625 - Despite the excitement and action of the fight all Jim could think of was the $7.25 he paid for the beer that got spilled when the sweaty palooka landed in his lap.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The action continued outside of the ring.

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Thomas Eakins

[Jonathan]

"Lance, I don't understand why you keep asking me to examine the back of your neck in this physically excruciating position," exclaimed Rod with a tone of exasperation. "You just plain don't have lice."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"Perhaps a comb would help," inveigled Lance.



René Magritte

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Also eccentric: that couple seated over there in the corner.



John Currin

[Kevin]

#632 - Despite what literally everyone else said, John and Johnette never saw the resemblance.

[Jonathan]

#632: Bob Dole and his twin brother, Jack, loved to pose for the Your Face Here carnival cutouts at the county fair. The results were often strange.

[Jim]

After the "incident" it was difficult to get female non family members to go to Chappaquiddick.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Good ones!

Speaking of resemblances,



John Baldessari

[Jonathan]

#636 It's the summer of 1981, and Wolfman Jack knows he can make it back to the top of the radio business if he can just update his look and figure out this "New Wave" music all the kids are talking about.

[Sarah]

#636 Of all the X-Men superpowers ever suggested by the writers, Hairgrowth Harry was the most widely ridiculed.

[Kevin]

#636 - Cindy looked at the 12 guys in the police line-up but couldn't really be sure which one stole her purse. All white guys look alike.

[Sarah]

Good ones!

[Sarah]

#636 As the ex-Congressman grew older, he shifted his focus upward, but the girls just didn't seem interested. He mourned his lost youth and his lost power.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

As a youth he had been, well, young.



Wu Desheng

[Jonathan]

#644: Young Wu's parents urged him to hone his boxing skills so he might attend Yale on an athletic scholarship, but a steady diet of helium and doughnuts left him wildly out of shape--and several cards short of a full deck.

[Sarah]

#644 The brief Chinese fad which led to genetic manipulation of brain size unfortunately came at the expense of Desheng's right eye. He was a remarkably perceptive baby, except when it came to depth perception.