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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
#709 Imelda was once again defeated by the Ikea furniture instructions.
The people staffing the Ikea help desk were pleasant enough, but on a practical level pretty much useless. You'd think they didn't even know how to operate a phone.
Rembrandt van Rijn
Jonathan wrote: "The people staffing the Ikea help desk were pleasant enough, but on a practical level pretty much useless. You'd think they didn't even know how to operate a phone.Rembrandt van Rijn"
The gallery owners thought it would sell, but "White on White Without a Frame" was their lowest draw of the season.
Sorry about that, Phil. The image link went dead. It should be back now...I hope.
While the women toiled in the kitchen with the Thanksgiving dinner, the men liked to peruse the latest issue of "PlayPuritan," paying particular attention to the centerfold.
712 - Startled by the dog during their secret weekly reading of Peyton's Place
Phil wrote: "...the men liked to peruse the latest issue of "PlayPuritan," paying particular attention to the centerfold."Even so, this month's issue was fairly chaste, aside from the saucy display of uncovered wrists:
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Rembrandt van Rijn
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And a good thing, too, as he needed the projector for his latest installation art project.
Lucas Samaras
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#721 - Early attempts at developing teleportation devices often proved less than satisfactory.
#676 Jessica Rabbit realized that while her boobs pointed north, her butt was definitely pointing south.
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American, 19th century
That night, little Suzy enjoyed her delicious supper of game soup, not realizing until bedtime that Mrs. Fuzzy Hoppers had apparently gone missing.
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Lobstergirl wrote: "Phil, psst: it's a boy."Little Suzy can be whatever she wants. How dare you try to limit or categorize the child.
That's why her parent's other child shall remain genderless.
Phil wrote: "Little Suzy can be whatever she wants. How dare you try to limit or categorize the child.That's why her parent's other child shall remain genderless."
It's a large world, and there's sometimes room for experimentation.
Andy Warhol
#733 Andrea insisted on matching her wallpaper to her skin tone. This involved multiple touch ups throughout the year, depending on the state of her tan (or lack thereof).
#733 Dateless again on a Friday night, Babs realized that sending her mugshot to the dating agency was probably not a good idea.
Poor Babs...And I think you're right, Sarah. Andy was not much of a beach bum.
#733 Babs was annoyed. She'd asked the stylist to give her Brooke Shield's eyebrows and what she got were two different colours.
#733 - It finally occurred to Gaga. She really was born this way.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "#733 - It finally occurred to Gaga. She really was born this way."(Oh jeez, that is totally what Gaga's going to look like in 30 years)
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Patricia Piccinini
Dorothy contemplating clicking her red shoes to take her back to Kansas.
Amy got her mothers hair, her grandmother's eyes and her father's legs. Baby brother got Aunt Greta's metabolism.
The new babysitter was cheap and reliable, but she left an awful lot of hair on the sofa.
Mr. Wolfman could never be sure, but seeing his wife with his child aroused his suspicions that she had been stepping out on him.
Ha! (to all of the above)
#741 Kara really wanted to run away and join the circus sideshow, but her fraternal parasitic twin Bob was vehemently opposed.
Which was unfortunate for Kara, because the circus really seemed like the cool place to be.[image error]
Bruce Nauman, Dirty Joke , 1987
(Yes, it is supposed to be upside down)
#748 Mr. Roger's Neighborhood has gotten creepier every day since the Queen ran away with the mailman.#749 scares the hell out of me and I'm not sure I can give a suitable caption.
It's okay, Sarah. I didn't see 748 when I was posting, so I deleted 749. Less confusing this way.
#748 Circus patrons these days are so jaded and demanding that Gigio now has to do his entire act standing on his hands.
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Otto Dix
#752 Nobody knew why the Starlight Nude Review's 60th anniversary show was so poorly attended.
One of them worked in a circus act as a sideline.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
By the way, I'm going to be on the road quite a bit during the next couple weeks and probably won't be too active here. LG & Amber, if the spirit moves you, maybe you'll consider posting an image now and again...You've both got a knack for it. And of course, others should feel free too.
At first Simone lamented the change in her unicorn's appearance when the horn left his forehead. Later, she realized its new location had its own merits.
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Reverend Jen
#755 Once the act started, the whole arena would blur for Marguerite, and the world would distill down to its most basic elements: her trust in Cloud, her own strong limbs, and the laws of physics that allowed her to twist and torque and tumble and return to Cloud's back as he moved ever forward, ever round.
#758 It wasn't until years later that I realized Grandma was probably on acid when she told me the story of Little Red Riding Hood.
Of course Grandma wasn't the only one acting a little loopy.
Peter Max
Oh! That's a face!!! All I could see was a big white erection.
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Fernand Léger