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#532 If Ethel had told him once, she had told him a thousand times. She didn't do laundry.
joanna enjoyed giving stage directions for the new play 'sweeney todd: barbarian' just a little too much.
532: Jeff knew letting his mother-in-law move in was going to cause problems.
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#532 Agnes knew at that moment that she would not be passing the Practical portion of the Barber School exam.
I heard it was a revenge killing that somehow stemmed from this incident:
Jean-Leon Gérôme
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BunWat wrote: "#532 Judith really hoped that Salome would let her into the gang this time around. She still thought it was unfair that she lost so many points for having a crooked neck slice last time, it wasn'..."brilliant!
Lobstergirl wrote: "Willard turned to the women's gallery to hear their cries of adulation, but instead the shout arose: 'Get a manzier. Please, we're begging you!'"He resolved to work out and get in shape--on his own terms:
A. M. Cassandre
It could have just been his inebriation, but Andre was pretty sure that growth on his arm was getting bigger. He resolved to get it checked out once he was sober.
#545 - Jean Claude knew that to be able to sport swimming attire like that he better have the pipes to back it up. Unfortunately he didn't realize til later that the bowler hat and glass of wine at the beach made him look like a douche.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "Unfortunately he didn't realize til later that the bowler hat and glass of wine at..."Punishment for violating the beach club's dress code was swift and irrevocable:
Édouard Manet
#549 - All first day execution squad members were allowed to take three shots. One from 25 paces, one from 10 paces and then one point blank. Historically the whole class had never jointly missed their first two shots but these guys were really green. George however was unable to get his weapon unjammed much to the onlooking children's delight.
Jacques was known for his lightning speed. He had the ability to shoot before anyone else had even raised their guns. Unfortunately, this was not a valued skill on the Firing Squad. "Quick Draw" was the kindest of the things they called him; the other nicknames seemed to imply an inability to please his wife.
Sarah Pi wrote: "...seemed to imply an inability to please his wife."They have a complicated relationship.
Roy Lichtenstein
When it came to fashion and styling, Mary Worth, Rex Morgan, Dick Tracy and the others had nothing on The Girls From Apartment 3G.
Barb wrote: "Since Frank paid all that money for Maude's many surgeries, he can never tell if she's happy or pissed off."Nice one, Barb!
Don had seen Betty slip a steak knife up her sleeve at Lunesse. He knew if he took his eyes off her for a second there was a good chance she'd use it. He should never have even looked at Bobbie Barrett.
i haven't seen betty wear a leopard print. that's more bobbie's style.
S'true. But Don did work at a fur store, so maybe she had one somewhere back in her closet?(PS I'm wearing my Mad Men dress today.)
Sarah Pi wrote: "(PS I'm wearing my Mad Men dress today.)"Hey, me too!
Sarah Pi wrote: "S'true. But Don did work at a fur store, so maybe she had one somewhere back in her closet?(PS I'm wearing my Mad Men dress today.)"
she did inherit some furs from her mother, but those were all minks and the like, not leopard prints. i didn't see any leopard print coats in the fur store either.
and yay for the mad men dress! what did you pair it with?
Barb wrote: "Since Frank paid all that money for Maude's many surgeries, he can never tell if she's happy or pissed off."She developed character as she aged and took up painting.
Alice Neel
Jim wrote: "Sarah Pi wrote: "(PS I'm wearing my Mad Men dress today.)"Hey, me too!"
You're wearing my dress too? I don't see you in here...maybe that's why it's so tight...
janine wrote: "and yay for the mad men dress! what did you pair it with? "I went the boring route because it was for a weird little breakfast-time awards ceremony where I was giving an award. Black belt, black heels.
#562 When Viola signed up for the Painting Nudes class, she hadn't realized that it was the nudes doing the painting. "Oh well," she thought, throwing caution and her muumuu to the wind.
Sarah Pi wrote: "Jim wrote: "Sarah Pi wrote: "(PS I'm wearing my Mad Men dress today.)"Hey, me too!"
You're wearing my dress too? I don't see you in here...maybe that's why it's so tight..."
I'm out now, it didn't have a very flattering cut for me.
Barb wrote: "#562Estelle thought it was a lot of work to send a nude picture of herself to her online boyfriend. Sadly, she didn't realize he meant with a camera. All that new-fangled technology was just to..."
Hahahahaha!
#562 - Aunt Clara's Facebook profile included this photo and this status update: "a/c broke again. hotter than a $2 pistol in here while I paint"
Sarah Pi wrote: "janine wrote: "and yay for the mad men dress! what did you pair it with? "I went the boring route because it was for a weird little breakfast-time awards ceremony where I was giving an award. Blac..."
classic!
Sarah Pi wrote: "Oh well," she thought, throwing caution and her muumuu to the wind."It was a very windy day.
Katsushika Hokusai
"Drat!" thought Kasuma. "I finally earned enough money for tongue-weightlifters' camp, and now a bear and a very small pig get blown in for free!"
Jammies wrote: ""Drat!" thought Kasuma. "I finally earned enough money for tongue-weightlifters' camp, and now a bear and a very small pig get blown in for free!""drat, indeed. now it's back to the twins throwing each other down the well.
#572 - Amidst all the wind and confusion all I could think about what what happened to the giant reece cup that big ass wrapper came from?
Kevin's in the Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs sequel!
#572 Few know the spectacular origin of Origami: one day the gods were bored, and they decided to see who could cause the biggest wind. One after another, they puffed up their cheeks and blew. All but one. "Why don't you try, little god?" asked one, still breathless from his last attempt.
"I have other ideas," she said. Then, rather than blow as hard as she could, she swirled the air in her lungs and exhaled lightly. The wind that resulted picked up a scholar's papers and twisted them into shapes: cranes and flowers and turtles and dragons.
She sat back, satisfied, while the others still panted for breath.
at the risk of being thrown out on my ass for interrupting the party, i gotta ask a question. what's with the #'s before some of the additions? i'm sure it's something that should be obvious, but damned if i can figure it out.
It is the message number they are referring to.
Sarah Pi wrote: "#572 Few know the spectacular origin of Origami: one day the gods were bored, and they decided to see who could cause the biggest wind. One after another, they puffed up their cheeks and blew. All ..."Gold star for Sarah Pi.
Sandro Botticelli (detail)
"Blow you? Whatever do you mean?" asked Herodite."I'm not sure myself," answered Geordi, "but perhaps it goes something like this?"
The joy of flight quickly wore thin as the realities of spending the rest of eternity dawned on Mervyn and Lola. If she didn't stop singing "Blowin' in the Wind," he was going to go crazy. If he didn't stop blowing away all the flowers, she was going to kill him. This was not going to work.
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Hans Baldung Grien
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