jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium Showing 101-150 of 1,615

[Kevin]

#102 - when they heard the ice cream truck the 1st Annual Gloria Steinem Bra Burning Festival promptly ended

[Kevin]

#104 - despite his west coast swag and gangsta lid, Eliza really didn't go for the thug life

[Jonathan]

Oooh, excellent alternate for 102, Kevin. And yes, Eliza in 104 does seem a little sour.

Strange goings-on here:



Sir Edward Coley Burne-Jones,

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Bun is VERY GOOD at this! Hee!

[Phoenix]

BunWat wrote: "#104 Hester flung the side of beef on the park bench and sat down on it, arranging her skirt to cover as much of it as possible before the police arrived. "Act casual!" she hissed at James, "and k..."

This would be even better if she were sitting on a brick of marijuana and thier dog just happened to be a retired drug dog.

[Phil]

#108
No, you're doing it wrong. Page 84 in the kama sutra says the fingers on your left hand should be pointing up before I mount you, not down.

[Jonathan]

Happy Easter to all who celebrate, and good wishes as well to those who, like the guy below, are doing other things today:

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Norman Rockwell

[Rachel]

Happy Easter! Bun and Phil have a knack! You know what? TC should have caption contests!

[Phil]

Having spread paper on the floor in case Hal had an accident, the rest of the Stepford family marched off for Easter service.

[Rachel]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Good one, Phil.

[Jonathan]

Nothing quite like family gatherings, even for an octopus family:



Utagawa Kuniyoshi

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That would make nice nursery wallpaper.

[Jonathan]

It is, but I think Kevin will be able to sort it all out.

[Rachel]

#121
Having fasted in preparation for her lip enhancement surgery, the kids started looking real tasty to Octomom.

[Kevin]

#121 - the instruction sheet that accompanied lil ollie's new toy clearly sorted out the assembly issues dad was having.

[Jonathan]

I think I've used those same instructions myself Kevin. Not sure why they tell you to wear pajamas for the assembly process, but whatever.



Horace Pippin

[Kevin]

#128 - as ma served the christmas eve fruitcake pa had one reoccurring thought: i know i'm getting a flippin' rug for christmas

[ms.petra]

HA!

[Jonathan]

I've heard that flipping a rug can even out wear patterns and is also useful if you need to hide stains between cleanings.



Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres

[Kevin]

#131 - after being scorned for the lead part, jasper tried to ruin the play by making funny shadow silhouettes on the backdrop not realizing he was in full view of the audience. the glossy ibis depiction did amuse the avian enthusiasts in attendance.

[Helena]

I just found this thread. Made my day :D

Thanks!

[Jonathan]

"Ibis" is one of those words that just can't be used often enough, I think.



Diego Rivera

[Kevin]

#134 - unaware of the the new "no weapons" policy at the country club, juan pablo ishikawa and his golfing buddies had to endure looking in through the door at the drunken debauchery and other fun stuff being enjoyed inside

[Jonathan]

They do seem to be having a good time--unlike this guy:



John Sloan

[Kevin]

#137 - after his third beer john knew he'd probably been stood up. she had most likely looked through the window and realized he was not a 26 yr old surfer named Beau. eHarmony.com sucks he thought.

[Jonathan]

Maybe she was just busy doing other stuff:



Adélaïde Labille-Guiard

[Rachel]

Hey where's Kevin??

[Kevin]

#140 - scoring dirk diggler as a nude model tripled the size of the tuesday morning ladies auxiliary art class but did nothing for their painting skills

[ms.petra]

:)

[Jonathan]

Dirk Diggler? Or maybe Diego Velázquez:

[Kevin]

"Sonny knew if Cher caught him in our of her outfits there would be hell to pay, but the helmet was so dashing and the taffeta so cool to his skin."

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Heehee

[Jonathan]

I don't know if Cher would have been all that upset with Sonny. She seems pretty open minded to me. This woman, however, clearly has a taste for mockery:



William Frith

[Jammies]

#149: After Eunice jumped out of his lap and yelled "It felt like a penis, but much smaller!" Luigi pondered a murder-suicide.

[Kevin]

#149 - The "Answer This Mathematics Question For Sex" game was pressure enough without Miriam humming that blasted Jeopardy theme and grinning smugly the whole 60 seconds.

[Jonathan]

So sad. But even if they can't rekindle the flame of passion now that they're hitched, at least they'll always have Paris:



Robert Doisneau

[Phil]

Harold searched fruitlessly for the lifesaver he had inadvertently deposited in Miriam's throat.

[Sally, la reina]

best. thread. ever.

[janine]

:)

[Kevin]

#155 - pierre mistook the instructions in first aid training to be "mouth-to-mouth recreation" so he eagerly tried out his technique in the street with the first pretty girl he saw

[Kevin]

yes, i am super impressed and amused with jonathan. he is an understated comic genius

[Sarah]

Hee. While you are more of an overstated comic genius.

[Jim]

Barb wrote: "Kevin = Walter Matthau
Jonathan = Jack Lemmon

* though I don't think Jonathan is neurotic ... just a really great straight man"

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Sarah]

Barb wrote: "Kevin = Walter Matthau
Jonathan = Jack Lemmon

* though I don't think Jonathan is neurotic ... just a really great straight man"

I believe the term is metrosexual.

[Kevin]

while i am a metrobilly

[Sarah]

Qu'est-ce que?

[Kevin]

are you speaking pedantically to me once again?

[Kevin]

SP - here is how i described it in a blog i did a few years ago

http://kevonia2.blogspot.com/2006/11/...

[Sally, la reina]

Loller fucking coaster.