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[DoodlePanda]

Dipanjan wrote: "@ Mike - materials are fine. I can't do much with my "monkey genes"."

Rofl!!

[Dipanjan]

@ DoodlePanda - Now you are laughing at my genetic misery?

[DoodlePanda]

NO, just found the words monkey genes funny for some reason. My brain works in funny ways. Maybe it'd due to me being 1/4 panda.

[Lorrea - WhatChaReadin'?]

Dipanjan wrote: "@ Lorrea - We are cloning you at my "secret research laboratory". Strangely, all my clones came out as chimpanzees. You may have better luck."

You let me know when you get that to work properly so I can sit around and read my ever growing list of books and my clones can clean my house and tend to my children and husband.
On second thought, just send the chimpanzees I can train them to do the cleaning at least. LOL!!!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Where are you getting your ovums? Don't save money by buying them from the zoo....

[DoodlePanda]

*runs and hides*

O.o

[Amber]

LOL. Poor DoodlePanda. All you want to do is have fun and others want to place you in a mad scientist experiment. LOL. ^_^

[DoodlePanda]

Story of my life :(

[Lorrea - WhatChaReadin'?]

Dipanjan wrote: "@ DoodlePanda - 1/4 Panda .... ok you are next up for cloning experiments.

@ Lorrea - Chimpanzees being trained to do house cleaning? I suggest you have a "knowledge sharing" with my family. They ..."

I have three kids three years apart. Every time we go anywhere I'm told how well behaved they are. (wish they would act like that at home) If I can get them trained, I can train anything. I also got my husband to put his dirty socks in the clothes hamper(IMPOSSIBLE FOR MOST!!!)

[Dipanjan]

@ Lorrea - You have adorable kids and a wonderful husband. The "chimp" my parents tried to train was "none of the above".

[Mike (the Paladin)]

In the '70s we trained a monkey as as assassin once but if I tell you that I have to kill you.

[DoodlePanda]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "In the '70s we trained a monkey as as assassin once but if I tell you that I have to kill you."

Wait... what?? O.o

[Tim The Enchanter]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "In the '70s we trained a monkey as as assassin once but if I tell you that I have to kill you."

I bet it was a successful at the CIA attempt in the 90's to use cats as spies.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

The cats were too independent. They kept sending back information on the Russian fishing fleet.

The monkey did a good job till he joined a union. He wanted too much money. He's retired now. Got a little banana plantation.

[Sean, Moderator]

What's going on....

Gone off to play tennis for a couple of hours come back...

And your all having some fun.. Being naughty ...

LOL...

Looks like you being having some right old fun tonight..

[DoodlePanda]

Fun? No, no fun here Sir! Uhm.

...are we in trouble now...?

[Amber]

I was amused by all of it but they wanted to clone doodlepanda. LOL.

[DoodlePanda]

Amber wrote: "I was amused by all of it but they wanted to clone doodlepanda. LOL."

That would be bad. The world is only big enough for one DoodlePanda. The universe would probably implode. Just saying.

[Amber]

LOL! ^_^

[Sean, Moderator]

Looks like we are going have lots more fun here...

All you naughty girls...

Dipanjan you are in charge of behaviour here...

Too much fun going on..

I love it, I sure do like smiling after a hard day at work, thanks..

[DoodlePanda]

Yea it was the naughty girls Sean, I tried to stop them, honest! :)

[Amber]

Sorry Mr. Sean. :(

[Tim The Enchanter]

My bad, the cat spy was the 1960's

http://news.discovery.com/animals/pet...

[DoodlePanda]

*whistles innocently*

[DoodlePanda]

*whistles innocently*

[Ter'e]

HOLEY MOLEY!!!!!? Do not put Dips in charge. That little dickens is not innocent..........look at those big brown eyes!!!! Nuh uh........that boy is not innocent. Cute as can be? Yes!!!!! But I have a feeling........he is a slick little devil.

He's so cute, (and a sweetheart to boot), I have even offered him to come to our home for steak dinner when he comes to FL. Pretty sure his schedule is too tight tho. My hubby makes fabulous filets..........

Sean, rethink this. Better find us a nice quiet little nun. :-)

[Amber]

LOL! ^_^

[DoodlePanda]

Sounds like fun... Dips has my vote! :p

[Dipanjan]

@ Mike, The Paladin - I just read your "Monkey Posts". I fell off mah chair laffin! Ha ha ha ha. He runs a banana plantation. ROFL!!!

@ Amber - We are not cloning Doodle Panda. We are just gonna use the Panda genes to clone Lorrea for the right results.

@ Sean - Yessir I am monitoring all behaviour here. Anyone who tries to be serious will be sent to a Gulag for 48 hrs of non-stop tickling.

@ Ter'e - I AM wearing a nun's dress. The little dickens innocent nun. Happy now? BTW, its exhausting to carry a 70kg load from the car to the safety of her apartment. My services are now "Escort and Home Delivery". (Oh those filets)

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Catch-up posts can be exhausting.

[Amber]

Oh okay. sorry. :(

[DoodlePanda]

Dips. You are hilarious. We should be friends. I will gladly participate in the cloning experiments. I am sure my panda DNA will meet your approval. :)

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - Don't be sorry. Let me just claim your first born.

[Amber]

Sorry Dips but I'm celibate and am never having kids. LOL. ^_^

[Lorrea - WhatChaReadin'?]

Amber wrote: "Sorry Dips but I'm celibate and am never having kids. LOL. ^_^"

I said that same thing....then I had three!! Everyone who knew me when...laughs hysterically to hear of my good fortune!

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - Steal your neighbours kid then.

@ Lorrea - I have a friend who had TWO sets of twins. You shoulda seen his face when the second set arrived. His FIRST response was "Shit I need a new job, my current one doesn't pay me enough to raise 4".

[Dipanjan]

@ DoodlePanda - Lets seal the deal over blood. Sending you my Holy Blood through a friend request.

[Amber]

Sorry Dips No. Our neighbor is crazy and we don't converse with them anymore after he peed in our yard. He's a very dangerous person.

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - ALL the more reason why should steal their kids.

[Amber]

Nope sorry. I'll give you my invisible vampire bat Skippy.

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - Naaaaaice. He can perch on my batpod in my batcave.

[DoodlePanda]

Dipanjan wrote: "@ DoodlePanda - Lets seal the deal over blood. Sending you my Holy Blood through a friend request."

Blood received and my sample has been sent. Pleasure doing business with you.

[Amber]

Okay awesome. Bye Skippy! Have fun with Dips.

[Amber]

Btw dips are you a fan of horror stories? just curious.

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - I am scared of ghosts. I have dumped a potential girlfriend because she conned me into going for The Conjuring.

[Amber]

Oh. So you are scared of all horror stories since you are scared of ghosts?

[DoodlePanda]

BTW, is there a 'random chat' thread on this group somewhere? I just realized this is the 'Introduction' thread. New people just joining might be running for the hills at this point trying to escape? They are, obviously, trapped forever, but no need to let them know this straight away, right?

[Amber]

I don't think there is one doodlepanda.

[DoodlePanda]

OK I'll have another look :)

[Dipanjan]

@ Amber - Any form of horror and I am outta there.

@ Doodle Panda - Oh Hell. Yes. Doodle, you are right. Lets put on our sweet make ups quickly and "Smile & Wave".