Twitter Quotes

Quotes tagged as "twitter" (showing 1-30 of 371)
Scott Lynch
“If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken."

[on Twitter, July 17, 2012]”
Scott Lynch

Alain de Botton
“To one's enemies: "I hate myself more than you ever could.”
Alain de Botton

Walter Kirn
“Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.”
Walter Kirn

جلال عامر
“فى العالم الثالث يمتلك الحاكم حكمة لقمان ويمتلك رجل الأعمال مال قارون ويمتلك الشعب صبر أيوب”
جلال عامر

Warren Ellis
“Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day”
Warren Ellis

John Green
“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”
John Green

جلال عامر
“قال علي بابا وهو في المغارة إيه ده؟… ذهب… ياقوت… مرجان… حديد… أحمدك يا رب… فسمع صوتاً يقول له «مالكش دعوة بالحديد… سيبه مطرحه»!ا”
جلال عامر

Scott Westerfeld
“Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered.”
Scott Westerfeld

جلال عامر
“حقوق الإنسان: هو حق المواطن في ألا يتم إهانته إلا تحت إشراف ضابط”
جلال عامر

“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.”
Lauren Leto

Sarah Silverman
“Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!”
Sarah Silverman

جلال عامر
“إوعى تشك فى مصر حتى لو سهرت برة البيت”
جلال عامر

جلال عامر
“لم “يكح” حاكم عربي مع أمريكا… بحجه أن صدره سليم”
جلال عامر

جلال عامر
“إذا كان عندك «صنعة» فإن عدوك هو ابن كارك وإذا كان عندك «بنت» فإن عدوك هو ابن جارك”
جلال عامر

جلال عامر
“النظم العربية بارعة في توصيف التهم للمعارضين: تعكير الصفو- إغضاب البورصة- إطلاق شائعات إلى الفضاء الخارجى- تكوين جمعية بهدف قبضها الأول”
جلال عامر

Jonah Goldberg
“I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.”
Jonah Goldberg

جلال عامر
“فى بلادنا كل «صول» يطلع معاش أو أستاذ خالى شغل يتحول داخل «أنبوبة» التليفزيون فى درجة حرارة معينة ومع التقليب المستمر إلى «محلل»!ا”
جلال عامر

Sarah Rees Brennan
“I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.”
Sarah Rees Brennan

Jeffrey Zeldman
“The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.”
Jeffrey Zeldman

جلال عامر
“المحاكمات المضحكة والتصريحات المبكية التى أصابتنى بالاكتئاب وجعلتنى أترمى على صدر «فرخة» وأعيط”
جلال عامر

Wynne McLaughlin
“Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.”
Wynne McLaughlin

Walter Kirn
“When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?”
Walter Kirn

Alain de Botton
“Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food.”
Alain de Botton

“There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.”
Christian Rudder, Dataclysm: Who We Are

Neil Gaiman
“Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.”
Neil Gaiman

Glenn Greenwald
“For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election.”
Glenn Greenwald

Jonah Goldberg
“What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?”
Jonah Goldberg

John Green
“Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.”
John Green

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