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“I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.”
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“There hasn’t been a day in my life that I haven’t loved you. I wish you would just let me love you,” he said”
― Present Perfect
― Present Perfect
“I’ve been unsure about many things in my life except that I have always loved him. Every single minute of every single day that I have been on this earth, my heart has belonged to him.”
― Present Perfect
― Present Perfect
“One of the great challenges in life is knowing enough to think you're right but not enough to know you're wrong”
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“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.”
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“The cure to eliminate fake news is that people stop reading 140-character tweets and start reading 600-page books.”
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“Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”
― You Are What You Tweet: Harness the Power of Twitter to Create a Happier, Healthier Life
― You Are What You Tweet: Harness the Power of Twitter to Create a Happier, Healthier Life
“It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.”
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“The problem with getting older is you meant to bring sexy back, but then you got sidetracked, and wound up napping instead.”
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“Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise. NetworkEtiquette.net”
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“Twitter has the sustained ability to not get all touchy when I forget to “favorite” and thus had me at the first entirely inappropriate tweet flung my way.”
― Write like no one is reading 2
― Write like no one is reading 2
“He’d reached that perilous stage of being drunk enough to think himself a good dancer… but was dangerously close in tipping over to the point where he’d act like an arse”
― Tweet Of Faith
― Tweet Of Faith
“From the Book of Republicans: "Lo, we have many assholes running for President. Let us consider, and pick the biggest. And so it was done.”
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“Twitter encourage dialogue and the more you engage with your followers, the more you will get visibility, have more followers and your messages will reach more people.”
― 10 Steps to Master Your Twitter Account: Become a Twitter Expert
― 10 Steps to Master Your Twitter Account: Become a Twitter Expert
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.”
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“Gmorning...
*TGIF-style theme song plays*
THE MORNING TWEET IS ON YOUR PHONE
YOU START YOUR DAY, YOU’RE NOT ALONE
WHEN DREAMS ARE JUST AROUND THE BEND
YOU RIIIIIISE
*we see the skyline of your town*
GMOOOOOORNING YOUUUUU
*You turn to the camera mid-activity, smile*
Gnight
*credits roll*
*freeze frames from your day roll past as a jazzy instrumental version of your theme music plays*
STAY TUNED FOR PERFECT STRANGERS”
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*TGIF-style theme song plays*
THE MORNING TWEET IS ON YOUR PHONE
YOU START YOUR DAY, YOU’RE NOT ALONE
WHEN DREAMS ARE JUST AROUND THE BEND
YOU RIIIIIISE
*we see the skyline of your town*
GMOOOOOORNING YOUUUUU
*You turn to the camera mid-activity, smile*
Gnight
*credits roll*
*freeze frames from your day roll past as a jazzy instrumental version of your theme music plays*
STAY TUNED FOR PERFECT STRANGERS”
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“THINK before you tweet, meme, post, tag and troll. It could ruin someone's life. Your own included.”
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“While 140 characters may not seem like a lot, we will never run out of things to say.”
― What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
― What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“The shit once descends into the colon, will refuse to go back. You have to face the shit. Think well before you speak”
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“LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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