Silly Quotes Quotes

Quotes tagged as "silly-quotes" (showing 1-20 of 20)
Graham Chapman
“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

Donald J. Trump
“I know words. I have the best words.”
Donald Trump

M.R. Mathias
“If you look deeply into my eyes, you will see my eyeballs.”
M.R. Mathias

Roger Hargreaves
“Meow!" said the chicken.”
Roger Hargreaves, Mr. Silly

J.M.  Richards
“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.” “Co-king,” Sputnik asserted.”
J.M. Richards, Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

J.M.  Richards
“No—I’ve got it,” Jill announced, interrupting my musing. “He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them....Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.”
J.M. Richards, Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

Nenia Campbell
“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.”
Nenia Campbell, Touched with Sight

Vivian French
“I do believe losing your head has made you more intelligent.”
Vivian French, The Robe of Skulls

H.L.  Stephens
“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”
H.L. Stephens, The Case of Jack the Nipper

H.S. Crow
“Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I’ve never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner.”
H.S. Crow, Lunora and the Monster King

J.E. Haldeman
“Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS.”
Hanako Stephens

“The starry sky is absolutely gorgeous tonight. Maybe I'll see a shooting star and can make a wish...especially since I'm getting told to get off my phone.”
April Mae Monterrosa

J.E. Haldeman
“I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.”
Hanako Stephens, Versions of Violence

“I hope people quote my wise words someday.”
Spoonie Rose

Anna Banks
“I glance at him. He's looking at me, his expression every bit as expectant as I feel. I hate this little game of ours. Maybe because I'm no good at it. He won't tell me more unless I ask. Curiosity is one of my most incurable flaws--and Galen knows it.
Still, I already gave up a perfectly good tantrum for him, so I feel like he owes me. Never mind that he saved my life today. That was so two hours ago.”
Anna Banks, Of Poseidon

“Never forget to remember the things you suddenly remember because they are parts of your remembrance to someone or something that remembers you.”
Riki Jou

Judith Viorst
“I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.”
Judith Viorst

“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.”
Brighton Mabuya

“I'm Food”
Ami Riechman-Bennett

Vivian French
“Does the troll know he's got his head on back to front?”
Vivian French, The Robe of Skulls