Robot Quotes

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Isaac Asimov
“Goodbye, Hari, my love. Remember always--all you did for me.”
           
-I did nothing for you.”
           
-You loved me and your love made me--human.”
Isaac Asimov, Forward the Foundation

Douglas Adams
“Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.”
Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Daniel H. Wilson
“It's hard to wipe your eyes when you have whirring buzzsaws for hands.”
Daniel H. Wilson, How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion

“you're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know”
Will Smith
tags: robot

Ernest Cline
“At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.”
Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

Josh Lieb
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.”
Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam
“My own self-consciousness cries out to me coldly: how does one love zero?”
Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam, Tomorrow's Eve

“The landscape of human emotion is ominously changing. The visceral sensation of loneliness and solitude is no longer as palpable and intellectually profound as it was a couple of decades ago because technology has already relieved us, as much as possible, from the burden of any emotional and existential isolation. The intense feeling of being nostalgic or being alone, for instance, is receding from the human emotion because we can now communicate with live video and send messages through any social media to a distant friend or loved one. Consequently, the exponential progress of technology is altering the phenomenological experience of human sensation, robbing us of our ability to get in touch with our humanity and reflect upon the triumphs and madness of our techno-society. Ironically, in our obstinate desire to humanize robots and Artificial Intelligence, our individual existence is, in turn, being digitized and robotized by our own technological inventions. Horribilis! (Danny Castillones Sillada, The Alienation of Solitude and Sorrow)”
Danny Castillones Sillada

Daniel H. Wilson
“Some unspoken human communication is taking place on a hidden channel. I did not realize they communicated this much without words. I note that we machines are not the only species who share information silently, wreathed in codes.”
Daniel H. Wilson, Robopocalypse

Douglas Adams
“We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail....'
No, you won't.'
We will,' stated the robot simply.
No, you won't. It makes my ship work.'
In a moment,' repeated the robot patiently, 'we will have the Golden Bail....'
You will not,' said Zaphod.
And then we must go,' said the robot, in all seriousness, 'to a party.'
Oh,' said Zaphod, startled, 'can I come?'
No,' said the robot, 'we are going to shoot you.'
Oh, yeah?' said Zaphod, waggling his gun.
Yes,' said the robot, and they shot him.
Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. (85-86)”
Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

Martha Wells
“I was tired of pretending to be human. I needed a break.”
Martha Wells, Rogue Protocol

David Rees
“And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat.”
David Rees, Get Your War On 2

“The New or Future Eve is emptied of all inner life and turned into a shell. The bitter irony in this is that her perfection recalls nothing so much as a corpse.”
Asti Hustvedt, The Decadent Reader: Fiction, Fantasy, and Perversion from Fin-de-Siècle France

Steve Merrick
“No Navigator, we are just going with the flow of it all.”
007 In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
Steve Merrick

Ashley Poston
“Ah, home. You know what would be better? If you could keep the seat warm for me, too. Literally warm"

"I am sorry I do not have heaters installed in my rear,”
Ashley Poston, Heart of Iron

“You're so cynical," Tiny says, waving his hand at me.
"I'm not cynical, Tiny," I answer. "I'm practical."
"You're a robot," he says. Tiny thinks that I am incapable of what humans call emotion because I have not cried since my seventh birthday, when I saw the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven. I suppose I should have known from the title that it wouldn't end merrily, but in my defense, I was seven. Anyway, I haven't cried since then. I don't really understand the point of crying. Also, I feel that crying is almost--like, aside from deaths of relatives or whatever-- totally avoidable if you follow two very simple rules: 1. Don't care too much. 2. Shut up. Everything unfortunate that has ever happened to me has stemmed from failure to follow one of the rules.”
John Green, David Levithan

Dilman Dila
“You’re not a human in a dog’s body,” Granny finally said, still watching the ice as it floated towards the ceiling.
“I am,” Red_Bati said.
“Humans have spirits,” Granny said. “You don’t.”
“I do,” Red_Bati said.
“You can’t,” Granny said.
“Why not? I’m aware of myself.”
Dilman Dila, Dominion: An Anthology of Speculative Fiction from Africa and the African Diaspora

Ehsan Sehgal
“Such knowledge is the knowledge, which inspires you, to respect and love others. Otherwise, it is nothing more than a robot.”
Ehsan Sehgal
tags: robot

Yoon Ha Lee
“Crying was something it had only seen humans do in dramas, and in dramas they did it much more prettily, at dramatic moments, with swelling music in the background. Instead, the girl was getting mucus on her sleeve, and Hemiola didn’t understand the context, and it doubted she would appreciate it providing swelling music on her behalf.”
Yoon Ha Lee, Revenant Gun

“An innovative spirit, long a core characteristic of American medicine, is as strong or perhaps even stronger as ever.”
Michael J Dowling

“Health care is a tale of being upstream or being downstream. If you’re downstream, you’re at the end of the river pulling people out of the current right before they hit the rapids. You can save a good number of people that way. But if you’re upstream, you stop them from falling into the river in the first place and you save a good deal more.”
Michael J Dowling

“Health care is a tale of being upstream or being downstream.

If you’re downstream, you’re at the end of the river pulling people out of the current right before they hit the rapids. You can save a good number of people that way.

But if you’re upstream, you stop them from falling into the river in the first place and you save a good deal more.”
Michael J. Dowling

“Bagai robot rongsok, rusak, dan usang, duduk di sudut ruangan. Menunduk, menjerit, aliran listrik menyelimuti tubuh, kejang-kejang, lemas. Masa depan yang indah, tiba-tiba redup, peran robot usang telah digantikan dengan si perak yang sombong.

Mata tembaga telah berakhir, mata dengan cahaya kebiruan menguasai.

Kelak, si perak pun akan diganti, dengan yang lebih mengkilap lagi, atau sebaliknya kemunduran teknologi yang terjadi, ketika layar bercahaya kembali menjadi batu.

Orang-orang yang tidak siap akan terus mengelus-elus batu kotak tersebut, sampai jari mereka memerah dan mengeluarkan asap.”
Achmad Aditya Avery

Jay Kristoff
“Robot ne smije ozlijediti ljudsko biće ili svojom neaktivnošću dopustiti da ljudsko biće bude ozlijeđeno.
Robot mora slijediti zapovijedi koje mu nalažu ljudska bića, osim ako se zapovijedi kose s Prvim zakonom.
Robot mora očuvati vlastitu egzisternciju, osim ako se to kosi s Prvim i Drugim zakonom.”
Jay Kristoff, LIFEL1K3

“Emotional and creative intelligence: the final frontier. These are the voyages of AI. Its mission: to explore strange new emotions and creative worlds. To seek out empathy and the artistic muse. To boldly go where no robot has gone before!”
Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Richie Norton
“Artificial intelligence (AI) will take over every job that could be done by a robot. Making work more human.”
Richie Norton

Isaac Asimov
“But what’s the difference how they act? How about how I feel? I love Robutt and that’s what counts.”
Isaac Asimov, A Boy's Best Friend

“I, Stereotype: Detained in the Uncanny Valley”
Seo-Young Chu, Techno-Orientalism: Imagining Asia in Speculative Fiction, History, and Media

“Powered by the literalization of lyric personification into narrative event, a humanoid robot may wake up fully sentient and human (only to decide, preferring reverie, to fall asleep again).”
Seo-Young Chu

Brandon Sanderson
“Hmmm? Oh, I hacked her onboard computer. Not a very advanced machine, unfortunately. I was hoping to discover another AI, so we could complain about organics together. Wouldn't that have been a fun time?'
'Fun time!' Doomslug said from where she'd climbed up onto the armrest of my seat.
I slipped into my cockpit. 'You really did that?' I asked.
'Complaining about organics? Yes, it's very easy.”
Brandon Sanderson, Starsight

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