Restroom Quotes (9 quotes)

“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, convention, culture, custom, disgust, disgusting, funny, hilarious, house, houses, housing, humor, humorous, humour, idea, ideas, innovate, innovation, invent, invention, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, powder-room, repulsive, restroom, satire, shelter, shelters, toilet, toilets, tradition, urinal, washroom

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“I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.”
― Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

tags: humor, pissing, restroom, urinate

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“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, defecate, defecation, faeces, fart, farted, farts, feces, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, narcissism, powder-room, restroom, satire, shit, toilet, toilets, urinal, vanity, washroom

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“I once visited a library that had no books. Instead, the room was filled with urinals and sinks, so I drank my coffee and chatted with fellow intellectuals and felt grateful to be using my college education.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

tags: absurd, college, college-degree, grateful, humor, intellectual, library, restroom

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“If there are three empty urinals in a public restroom, I'll take the middle one to pee. That forces the next guy to piss to stand next to me, and then I can initiate conversation.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

tags: absurd, awkward, bathroom, conversation, humor, pee, peeing, restroom, talking, urinal

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“No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always up for clean, so if you want to pitch in, I've got Pine Sol and a sponge in my car... It's that VW microbus parked next to the dumpster, and you don't need a key, just pull hard.”
― Pansy Schneider-Horst

tags: bathroom, clean, photography, restroom, vw

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“For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: anniversary, ate, b-b, bathroom, bathrooms, bed-and-breakfast, breakfast, breakfast-in-bed, breakfasted, breakfasts, chase, court, courtship, eat, eaten, food, hit-on, hitting-on, house, houses, kitchen, kitchens, marriage, marriages, meal, meals, morning, nutrition, poor, poverty, pursue, restroom, restrooms, romance, romantic, room, rooms, toilet, toilets, wedding, weddings, woo

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“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, ashamed, child, children, comfort-station, embarrass, embarrassed, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, parent, parenthood, parents, pass, potty-training, powder-room, pride, proud, restroom, satire, shame, toilet, toilet-training, toilets, urinal, washroom

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“No matter how busy and important you think you are, you cannot reject nature’s call.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover

tags: busy, busy-life, busyness, call, calls, phone, reject, restroom, self-importance, toilet

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