Pizza Quotes

Quotes tagged as "pizza" (showing 1-30 of 62)
Rachel Vincent
“That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.”
Rachel Vincent, If I Die

Dora J. Arod
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

J.A. Konrath
“Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

Cassandra Clare
“Really?" [Catarina] said when he opened the door. " Two years and then you come back and don't even call for two weeks? And then it's 'Come over, I need you'? You didn't even tell me you were home, Magnus."
"I'm home", he said, giving what he considered to be his most winning smile. The smiling took a bit of effort, but hopefully it looked genuine.
"Don't even try that face with me. I am not one of your conquests, Magnus. I am your friend. We are supposed to get pizza, not do the nasty."
"The nasty? But I-"
"Don't." She held up a warning finger. "I mean it. I almost didn't come. But you sounded so pathetic on the phone I had to.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

G.A. McKevett
“There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.”
G.A. McKevett

Cassandra Clare
“You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza."
"I did? What time is it?"
"Time for pizza," [Catarina] replied.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

Amy Neftzger
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
Amy Neftzger

“Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.”
Benedict Smith

Tim Federle
“What is life, it comes to me, without the occasional risk of pizza?”
Tim Federle, Summer Days and Summer Nights: Twelve Love Stories
tags: pizza

Aishabella Sheikh
“Christmas was definitely the best thing ever, even better than pizza. But instead of all her favorite toppings, Amitola was surrounded by all her favorite people.”
Aishabella Sheikh, Jungle Princess

Jim Butcher
“Wow. That's sort of pretty. In a Jaws kind of way.”
Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.”
Jet Paacal

Jim Gaffigan
“In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.”
Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story

Sara Paretsky
“wine! pizza! pasta!' V.I.”
Sara Paretsky, Deadlock

“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
Madeline Oles

Jasleen Kaur Gumber
“I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!”
Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Daniel Younger
“A little-known fact: Next to nothing is impossible. Actually, nothing itself is impossible. Nothing is the absence of all things. But that absence is, itself, a thing, and—well, the logic’s so screwy you could uncork a wine bottle with it.
The point is, most of the stuff people say is impossible is not at all impossible. Starting a car that’s already started, that’s im- possible. Traveling to where you are is impossible. Sleeping through Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” is impossible (and so is listening to it).
And that’s the list. Taking a neon-blue dump? Well... You’d think, but really it’s just improbable.
To sum up a wildly unmanageable concept: most things we call impossible are actually just things that require more effort than we’re willing to give. And even when it comes to impossible, it’s really only the Rick Astley that nobody will try if they’re given a few slices of pizza.”
Daniel Younger, The Wrath of Con

“Good chefs started with a pizza”
tags: pizza

“He Liked Pizzas, she Burger.
He Liked Italian, she Continental.
He Liked muffins, she puffs.
Poles apart they had no chance,
but cheese kept them together.”
Nishant Kumar

Noah  Wareness
“The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.”
Noah Wareness

“Michael Wants Another Slice”
Ashton Irwin of 5SOS
tags: pizza

Sarah Addison Allen
“Warm, enticing scents were floating down, basil and oregano and tomato. It made Wes long for something, something he couldn't place. A happy childhood, a home.”
Sarah Addison Allen, Lost Lake

Susan Wiggs
“Time for lunch. Take me somewhere good. Somewhere Italian."
She chose Vine, one of the cafes on the main plaza, and ordered a burrata and squash blossom pizza. The fluffy soft cheese, drizzled with fruity olive oil, paired beautifully with the crisp blossoms and homemade crust. Eaten with chilled elderflower soda, it was exactly what she'd been craving.”
Susan Wiggs, The Beekeeper's Ball

“You know you want me
I can be your mouth's delight
You don't have to work hard to impress me
My price is just right
So join me on this ride
And let's get cheesy all day and night - Pizza”
Evy Michaels

“A pizza will always taste better cold.”
Anthony T. Hincks

“When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.”

“At the same cost spent on occasional pizzas or dine outs, one can cover premium costs - for lasting protection - with insurance.”
Meera Srinivasan

“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Meg Cabot
“We'd be the Joystick Order. Out motto would be High Score for One, Pizza for All.”
Meg Cabot, Shadowland

Katherine Howe
“Pizza is good medicine for disappointment.”
Katherine Howe, The Appearance of Annie Van Sinderen
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