Double Entendre Quotes

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Mae West
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Mae West, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Dorothy Parker
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
Dorothy Parker

Mark Z. Danielewski
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.”
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

L. Frank Baum
“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.”
L. Frank Baum

C.C. Hunter
“She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.”
C.C. Hunter, Awake at Dawn

Zsa Zsa Gabor
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
Mel Brooks

Craig Ferguson
“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”
Craig Ferguson

Ken Kesey
“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”
Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust.”
Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

Holly Black
“You’re terrible at this whole ‘tell me whatever I want to know’ thing.” My hand goes to the crossbow, but I don’t pick it up.

He sighs. “Just ask me something. Ask about my tail. Don’t you want to see it?” He raises his brows.”
Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

“Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?”
Sanami Matoh, Fake, Volume 04

Jennifer Echols
“He nodded to my fiddle case. "Why didn't you come play with me?" Immediately he rolled his eyes at himself. "That's not what I meant."
I didn't point out that if he was constantly hearing double entendres in his own words, he had a dirtier mind than he wanted to let on. Sam having a dirty mind was okay with me. It was adorable, actually, as long as his mind was on me.”
Jennifer Echols, Dirty Little Secret

Kristen Callihan
“Ah, now,” crooned Adam, “here we are, then.” With infinite care, as though he were handling a babe, he lifted the sword out, and a sigh seemed to go through him. “Ah, my lovely, it’s been far too long.”

“Shall I leave you two alone, then?” Eliza’s lips twitched. She’d never seen such a look of reverence mixed with old familiarity. It was nearly indecent.

Adam spared her a glance. “Quiet woman, a man’s relationship with his sword is a sacred thing.”

“So I’ve heard.”
Kristen Callihan, Soulbound

Brian Spellman
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Nenia Campbell
“Fuck you.”

Finn glanced her over, once, leisurely, and when his eyes returned to her flushed and angry face, he said, “You certainly did.”
Nenia Campbell, Star Crossed

Agatha Christie
“Ye Gods and Little Fishes," said Sir Henry, "can it be? George, it's my own particular, one and only four starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies...”
Agatha Christie, A Murder Is Announced

Kristen Callihan
“... Mary bit her lip. “She is merely saying hello.”
Oh, I am, Tottie agreed. I’ve been wanting to say hello to Mr. Jack for an age, personal-like. Her hand glided over his chest and headed down. Such a fine cocky fella, ye are. Shall we see if it’s all just tall tales, then, me lad?
Kristen Callihan, Shadowdance

Nenia Campbell
“With a low sound, he moved against her so that her backside was flush with his hips and she could feel every inch of him through his boxers.

There were a lot of inches.”
Nenia Campbell, Star Crossed

Brian Spellman
“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Brian Spellman
“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“If someone says to you, “you’re a sight for sore eyes”—make sure it’s a compliment.”
Clifford Cohen

“Get down off ‘at cross;
Somebody needs the wood!”
Dolly Parton

Lisa Kleypas
“I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. “I don’t even get cheesy seduction music?”
Jack shook his head. “I usually do this a cappella.”
“You mean unaccompanied?”
“No, I haven’t done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen.”

-Ella & Jack”
Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

Anthony Trollope
“He, as he told his tale, did not look her in the face, but sat with his eyes fixed upon her muff.”
Anthony Trollope, The Last Chronicle of Barset

Katherine McIntyre
“You heard Alanna. Someone’s got to be on you at all times.” His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.”
Katherine McIntyre, Waking for Winter

William Gershom Collingwood
“Nay, many a maiden has loved me,
Thou may of the glittering armlet:
For I've tricks of the tongue to beguile them
And turn them from handsomer lads.”
William Gershom Collingwood, The Life and Death of Cormac the Skald

Marc M. Minnick
“Lorraine"Goldie Showers"Showalter was past her prime.Once a fair skinned Las Vegas showgirl,now a lonely and love starved woman.The years of relentless sunshine discolored her previous lovely skin from pink to saddle-back orange.Her hair color came from a bottle as did her sharp tongue.
"Wilbur will when nobody will”
Marc M. Minnick

“What’s a blow job?” Trevor asked, looking at both of us and setting the pumpkin down.

“Um,” I said. Having never dealt with children, I decided to let the seasoned expert handle this one.

“Bryce was talking about them but he didn’t seem to really know either,” Trevor added.
“It’s a … joke,” Faisal said. “Just a joke.”
“Like a gag?”
Faisal opened his mouth to say something but just nodded for a second before saying, “That’s definitely one way of looking at it, yes.”
“I heard a pretty good blow job earlier,” Trevor said.”
Tyler James Smith, Unstoppable Moses

Jason June
“When most of the football players had left the closet, it was safe enough to pick my material.”
Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

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