My Vampire Plus-One Quotes

“And there was my most prized possession: a framed oil painting of Edward Cullen on the wall above the sink, sparkly and magnificent as he gazed moodily into the middle distance.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“But for you I would brave a blizzard just to see you smile”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Reggie let out a quiet moan. "You're so hot when you talk taxes,”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“I'd have said this lapse in glamour functionality would one day be my villain origin story if I didn't already have at least four of those”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Roles I play in my life: Friend, enemy, "frenemy," vampire, amateur glockenspielist”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“You'd be willing to try this even though the ending to our story would be the opposite of already written?"
I hesitated, but only for a moment. "I've never tried storytelling before. Might be fun to write our own ending, don't you think?”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“And then, because it was the middle of the night and I was slightly delirious, that bizarro Comic Sans website from the vampire vigilante group popped into my mind. "I've got it. You're a vampire fugitive, aren't you."
"I..." He cleared his throat. A nervous laugh. "How did you know?"
I snorted. When he'd told me he was a fan of practical jokes, he hadn't been kidding. "Got it. You're a vampire fugitive." I flopped back down onto my pillow and threw an arm over my eyes. "Look. It's late, and I don't really care what your deal is. I just need to know you aren't going to hurt me. Can you promise me that?"
"I swear that I would never hurt you," he said, more earnestly than I'd ever heard him say anything.
"Excellent," I said. "Then we're good." Whatever the real thing was that he was too nervous to tell me, if it didn't implicate my physical safety, it didn't matter. The only requirements for this fake boyfriend role were having a pulse, not being a serial killer, and willingness to go along with my plans.
It sounded like he fit the bill.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“I decided to intervene. “I told you, Mom. We met at the office, and—” —at the exact same moment Reggie said, “I work at a carnival.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“This man was so outlandishly funny I never knew whether I wanted to hit him or to laugh. He was disarmingly kind, and so thoughtful it made my head spin. And I realised, with a sudden, all-encompassing jolt of awareness - he was mine.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“The truth is, I quite like making you happy." He shook his head. "I'm frightened to think too much about what that means because I honestly can't remember the last time I wanted to do anything for another person, simply for its own sake. And without having an ulterior motive." His eyes when they met mine, were so intense I had to look away. "But for you, I would brace a blizzard just to see you smile”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“This will be one of those good old-fashioned platonic fake dating arrangements”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“How long had it been since a man had openly stared at me like this? Like I was someone he found desirable. Like I was something he wanted.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“He also said that leaving you when he did is one of the hardest things he's ever done. He placed special emphasis on the word hardest, but out of concern for my own sanity, I refuse to analyze why that might be."
My cheeks flamed at the double entendre.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“A small part of me, though--- probably the part of me that hadn't kissed anyone in about a year and hadn't had sex for what might as well have been an epoch--- imagined what it would be like, kissing this bizarre stranger. He was hot, like burning, despite his odd mannerisms. The confident way he stood, his manner of speech, the bold smolder of those bright blue eyes...
I bet he'd kiss like the world was ending.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“the only sure things in life are death and taxes ever”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“The truth is, I quite like making you happy.” He shook his head. “I’m frightened to think too much about what that means, because I honestly can’t remember the last time I wanted to do anything for another person, simply for its own sake. And without having an ulterior motive.” His eyes, when they met mine, were so intense I had to look away. “But for you, I would brave a blizzard just to see you smile.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“If the meteorologists who live inside my phone are to be believed—and I have no reason to think they are untrustworthy—probably in a few hours,” he replied. “By tomorrow we’ll be able to build a snow army.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Fuck," he whimpered, mouth at my ear. "You feel--- so --- fucking good." His hips were already picking up speed, his body pistoning into mine so insistently, so needfully, it obliterated all self-doubt. He grabbed both of my hands in one of his, pinning them above my head, and stared transfixed at the way my breasts bounced with his movements. The way he was looking at me--- and the way it felt, my cunt clenching around him as he thrust into me again, and again, and again---
His hands dropped down to grip my ass, lifting my hips and changing the angle of our connection. Something about the new positioning opened me up to him even further, allowed him to go deeper, harder, to brush up against parts of me no one had touched before.
"Reggie," I gasped. "Oh, fuck." Something... something was different. I cried out again, helpless in the face of this delicious mounting pleasure, an ecstatic sort of pressure at the base of my spine that was threatening to pull me under. I felt drunk, wild, and burning hot, my body already racing towards another sharp crescendo as my hips sped up to match his movements.
Without thinking, I flung my head back onto the pillow, the angle leaving my neck completely exposed.
His hips stuttered to a stop, even as he remained fully seated inside me.
He growled.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Probably because I was afraid to get too close to anybody. Because getting close to people only leads to eventual pain."
His words from earlier in the day came rushing back to me. To be perfectly honest, kissing you was probably a mistake on my end, too.
Was this what he'd meant by that?
"So," I said, trying to make sense of everything he was telling me, "for the past hundred and fifty years or so, you were a jerk to keep people from getting close?"
He raised an eyebrow. "I don't know if you can really describe my behavior in the past tense like that."
"You haven't been a jerk to me."
He gave me a small smile. "I suppose that's true." His gaze softened. "I haven't been tempted to be an asshole to you even once."
I didn't know what to do with the look he was giving me. It was too much, too warm. I couldn't look away. "Does that mean that you don't like me enough to worry about losing me?"
Even as I said the words, I knew it wasn't true. An expression I didn't recognize crossed his face. "No," he said. He gathered me even closer to him. When I didn't resist, or move away, he tipped my chin up with a finger so I had to look him in the eyes. "That isn't what it means at all.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Do you ever drink animal blood? I thought some vampires drank animal blood."
He snorted. "Twilight?"
I blushed. "Um. Yeah."
"Listen, as kickass as I've always found Edward Cullen, an entire family of celibate vampires living only on animal blood... well." He smirked, his mask of cool indifference back in place. "None of those details apply to me."
My face went hot at the innuendo.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Until a few months ago, Sam had expressed what I'd always thought of as a regular, brotherly amount of concern for my safety. The past few months, though, he'd become bizarrely nervous. Last week he'd even started encouraging me to carry a sharp wooden stick in my purse if I planned to be out at night.
That's the point where I'd decided he was being ridiculous.

SAM: You don't know who could be out there, Ame


SAM: There could be murderers, muggers, thieves following you home

SAM: Even, you know

SAM: Vampires


I burst out laughing.



AMELIA: Thieves?

AMELIA: Vampires?????


AMELIA: You're playing too much
Baldur's Gate 3”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“I wondered if he knew how much I already missed having his mouth on mine, or if he could somehow sense the rash of butterflies taking flight in my stomach at the the mention of the word forever”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Reginald: Maybe Sam told Amelia about you at some point? So now she thinks all vampires are like an undead Mr. Rogers?”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“And there was my most prized possession: a framed oil painting of Edward Cullen on the wall above the sink”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“I still don’t see it.” “Sure, Jan,” she deadpanned.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“The problem with young people is not that they’re lazy. It’s that they think they have unlimited time. So they postpone the fun parts of life thinking they can get to those later. Only at the end do they realize how badly they squandered…well. Everything.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are right now?”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“I honestly can't remember the last time I wanted to do anything for another person, simply for its own sake. And without an ulterior motive.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“But for you, I would brave a blizzard just to see you smile.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“My great-grandfather had owned several acres in Door County,”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One