Text Messages Quotes

“When I think about Cassie
never returning to me it makes me sad
Waking up in the evening isn't exciting
anymore now that I know I won't
be seeing her face.


So you're into her, is what I'm hearing.


Absolutely not. I am NOT "into her."
I just like her drawings.
And her everything.


Oh, this is gonna be good.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“There was no way she'd allow him to see her do 97 percent of her normal activities. She was a monster. A monster who was flat as a board with no ass. In fact, the only thing she had going on in the curves department was an enormous cyctic pimple on her chin that hurt when she touched it. Yeah, no.”
― Mary H. K. Choi

“Until a few months ago, Sam had expressed what I'd always thought of as a regular, brotherly amount of concern for my safety. The past few months, though, he'd become bizarrely nervous. Last week he'd even started encouraging me to carry a sharp wooden stick in my purse if I planned to be out at night.
That's the point where I'd decided he was being ridiculous.

SAM: You don't know who could be out there, Ame


SAM: There could be murderers, muggers, thieves following you home

SAM: Even, you know

SAM: Vampires


I burst out laughing.



AMELIA: Thieves?

AMELIA: Vampires?????


AMELIA: You're playing too much
Baldur's Gate 3”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One

“Andy: ugh I’ve never felt so old and slimy.
Sinter: You’re 25. That isn’t old to a 19 year old
Andy: Old. And slimy. Slimy like a slug. Like seaweed.
Sinter: Are you done with your metaphors
Andy: I think these are similes

Though he’d been a computer science major, he’d also been, like me, an English minor. It made him remarkably hot at moments such as this.

Sinter: Right, you’re right
Andy: And no. There are many slimy things and I’m like them all. Slimy like mayo
Sinter: Gross
Andy: Exactly, I am gross
Sinter: Ha no, mayo is gross
Andy: Slimy like a dog’s tongue.
Sinter: Seriously stop.”
― Molly Ringle, All the Better Part of Me

“You're such a sweet catastrophe you dance disastrously on my mind, distracting me with beautiful texts to crash into each other's lives.”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“Chase: I bet you're still thinking about that kiss.

Maddie: I chugged bleach as soon as I got back to the office. It helped, a little.”
― L.J. Shen, The Devil Wears Black

“Grey: I need you to pick up my new suit from Brooks Brothers on 6th. Jenny had something come up.
Me: New phone, who dis?
Grey: Do you get beat up a lot?”
― Lucy Lennox, Hostile Takeover

“Don't give me orders, Athalar.

Four minutes, sweetheart.

I told you: don't call me sweetheart.

Three minutes.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Earth and Blood

“Bea: Did you meet a girl or something? Just curious.
Bea: That brunette from your work was hot.

Alexander smiles to himself, the ghost of Eden's touch and the smell of her hair lingering like a dream.

Alexander: I 100% agree with you there.
Bea: LOL Happy trails, tiger.”
― Katrina Kwan, Knives, Seasoning, & A Dash of Love

“Why couldn’t you just live with Reginald? He seems to be managing the world okay.”


"Unthinkable,” he said, flatly. "Reginald may be more familiar with the modern era than I am, but he is also the reason I am in this predicament. Additionally, he is chaos incarnate. Before you moved in with me, I was entirely dependent on his assistance. It was at least as terrible for both of us as you might imagine. The practical jokes he played on me, even while I was still in a coma . . .”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Why did I send that winky face?!” he chided himself, desperate to take it back. But he couldn’t. Text messages: once sent, always sent.”
― H.C. Roberts, Harp and the Lyre: Exchange

“I get used to my phone buzzing. To waking up to messages, to falling asleep with them. It’s an unexpectedly good sensation, being included, surrounded.”
― Charlee Dyroff, Loneliness & Company

“The Thing isn't even that scary!

Says the woman who was reading a killer mermaid book in a body of water, Ellis fired back.”
― Nadia El-Fassi, Love at First Fright