Sexual Innuendos Quotes

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Scott Speer
“How did you learn to drive like that?" Gwen yelled over the howl of six hundred horses.
"Watching Jacks." She gunned the engine and slipped around another car.
"You know, watching his shifting."
Gwen gasped. "You've been looking at his SHIFTER?”
Scott Speer, Immortal City

Ilona Andrews
“Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."
Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!”
Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

Karen Hawkins
“As Jack began to climb the stairs, Fiona looked up at her new home. Five stories of stately mansion
rose above her head. Heavy molding around the large windows and doors bespoke a quality and
craftsmanship that was obvious even in the dim night. “Good God! It’s massive!”
Jack paused with his foot on the last step. “I do wish you’d keep those comments until we are in bed,
love. I would appreciate them all the more there.”
Karen Hawkins, How to Abduct a Highland Lord

Mark Twain
“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”
Mark Twain

Amy Lane
“That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that’s just not attractive in a pregnant woman.”
Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

Robyn Carr
“Why do I have to earn it by being good? Don’t you feel like bragging?”
“It’s better when you beg,” he said, his voice low. “It’s always better when you beg.”
Robyn Carr, Wild Man Creek

Elijana Kindel
“What was it you called me? Hell’s overlord who wields his lucky pen like it’s… what was that last part?”

Enough! Elise’s tolerance disappeared in a sulfurous cloud of smoke. “Hell’s overlord who wields his lucky pen like it’s his staff of masculinity,” she ground out, then lowered her head and furiously pounded on the laptop’s keyboard.

Luc laughed and the hairs at the nape of her neck prickled. “Staff of masculinity. How could I have forgotten that? You could have just said—”

Her cheeks burned red hot. “I made that up before I knew you liked to beat your lucky pen against the desk.”

He turned in his seat and smiled the smile that never failed to raise her body temperature a hundred degrees. “And it was that particular phrase which made your habit of sucking on pen caps all the more bearable.”

She glared at him and his smile widened. “Don’t make me get up and come near your desk, Lucien Masters.”

“Getting up and coming near my desk are the least of my worries,” he replied in a husky, Southern rumble.”
Elijana Kindel, Lucien

Lilly Avalon
“Did you want to change into something more comfortable?” Adrian asks with a raise in his eyebrows, breaking me out of my train of thought, but not away from naughty thoughts.

I smack his knee. “I'm comfortable, but I know you're not.” He doesn't mind dressing up, but on most days I see him in casual clothes like screen-printed tees and hoodies.

“You're right,” he says, tapping my knee lightly, standing up. As he walks toward the hallway, he slips his shirt off the rest of the way. I can't look away from the sight, even if it is only from the back. Damn. What is happening to me? Have I gone mad?

Before I can tear my eyes away from him, he turns around. Judging by the look in his eyes, I've been caught. I have so been caught. Damn again. I didn't want him to see me practically drooling. It's too late for that now.

He smirks. “You know, I could spend the rest of the night just like this.” He places a hand to the hard muscles of his chest.

I clear my throat, trying really hard not to imagine my hand in place of his, and say, “If I'm wearing clothes, you're wearing clothes.”

“So if I'm not wearing clothes...” I grab a coaster from the coffee table and fling it at him. He catches it in his hand. “Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.”
Lilly Avalon, Here All Along

Dan Slott
“Say, what's the question mark for? Sexual identity?”
Dan Slott, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell

L.A. Casey
“Don’t be afraid to do it harder,” she grunted.
“That’s what she said,” Alec said earning a laugh from Keela and myself.
“Have you ever thought of givin’ up sexual innuendos?” I asked him with my lip curled upward. “Because you should, you can be so disgustin’ at times.”
“I’ve tried,” Alec sighed. “But it’s hard, so hard.”
L.A. Casey, Ryder

Alice Clayton
“Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think?”
Alice Clayton, Nuts

Alice Clayton
“Over the next few days, every knowing glance and furtive look reminded me how much small towns loved to gossip. My mother delighted me each day by telling me what she’d heard. I’d pushed Leo behind a snap pea display at the farmers’ market and wrestled him to the ground. I’d offered him my bagel repeatedly, refusing to take no for an answer. I’d been seen out behind the market, helping him load up his vegetables and been caught holding his cucumber. That was my favorite.”
Alice Clayton, Nuts

Tiffany Reisz
“Ever had Fighting Cock?”
“You talking about the bourbon or some sex position I haven’t tried yet?” Paris asked.”
Tiffany Reisz, The Bourbon Thief