Naughty Humor Quotes

Quotes tagged as "naughty-humor" (showing 1-7 of 7)
Abbi Glines
“I really wish I could confirm to him
that you do in fact have a penis. A very
big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.
I winced.

“Please, just call it big.
Don’t call it pretty. That hurts its
feelings.”
Abbi Glines, Forever Too Far

Olivia Cunning
“Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her.
"You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.”
Olivia Cunning, Touch Me

Vi Keeland
“Chase punched a code into the keypad above the elevator call button, and the doors to the service elevator slid open. “The code is 6969.”
“How will I ever remember that?” I teased.”
Vi Keeland, Bossman

Sherrilyn Kenyon
“For you, Esperetta, anything." Velkan
"Anything?" Esperetta
"Yes." Velkan
"Then come and get naked with me. Right now." Esperetta
"As you wish, Princess." Velkan”
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Bites

Lila Shaw
“He’s an even-tempered stallion. What he lacks in stamina he makes up for in speed, kind of like most of the men I’ve slept with.”
Lila Shaw, Wild West Succubus

Lena Valenti
“—¿Y por qué tantos privilegios?
—He sacrificado mucho.
—¿Qué tipo de rodilleras has utilizado?”
Lena Valenti, Amos y mazmorras: Cuarta parte

Ana Claudia Antunes
“I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.”
Ana Claudia Antunes