Bikini Quotes

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Garrison Keillor
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”
Garrison Keillor

Nora Ephron
“Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.”
Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

Libba Bray
“I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.”
Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Charlaine Harris
“Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.”
Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

Richard L.  Ratliff
“A trim and tan bikini clad Aphrodite”
Richard L. Ratliff

“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”
Joey Adams
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“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.”
Robert Black

J.S. Mason
“There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.”
J.S. Mason, A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites