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  • #1
    Dr. Block
    “The ridiculousness of language continues to astound me.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 4

  • #2
    Dr. Block
    “Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.”
    Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

  • #3
    Dr. Block
    “Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

  • #4
    Dr. Block
    “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

  • #5
    Dr. Block
    “The troops shouted with violent rage and joy. Some of the endermen teleported wildly around the room hooting and hollering. The King again raised his hands to call for calm.”
    Dr. Block, Rebellion

  • #6
    Dr. Block
    “Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day. I ain’t gonna play, so you don’t have to flay. Cool?”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

  • #7
    Dr. Block
    “I guess you’ve never partied like endermen”
    Dr. Block, Dark Fate

  • #8
    Dr. Block
    “I’ll be sure to give you all the credit if it works, and all the blame if it doesn’t.”
    Dr. Block, Kindred

  • #9
    Dr. Block
    “FishyBoi was as strange as his name. He had pale blue eyes that looked almost white. Under the right conditions, he might have been mistaken for Herobrine. In addition to his standard diamond armor and diamond sword, he had a pet parrot named Awesome. The parrot talked, a lot. It liked to mostly talk about itself. “I’m Awesome, braahk!” “You’re not, braahk!” “Awesome, braahk. Not, braahk.”
    Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

  • #10
    “a deep, rumbling sound echoing around the walls of the cave. His blood went cold. “W-what was that?” he said. “Oh sorry,” said Carl, “that was my belly.”
    Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

  • #11
    Dr. Block
    “Wait. Was something forcing her to breathe fire? Was something pulling flames from her?”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 33

  • #12
    Dr. Block
    “Can’t we be friends?” Timothy said, trying to save his own life.”
    Dr. Block, Firestorm

  • #13
    Dr. Block
    “The password is the following: Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

  • #14
    Dr. Block
    “Sanguinite: used for weapons and armor; crimson in color; does not exist in nature; created by Zekours, a glitch specializing in weapons crafting; weapons made with sanguinite change size to fit the size of the mob wielding the weapon; crafting recipe involves use of corrupted souls; many believe it is a cursed material and avoid it; not used for armor.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

  • #15
    Dr. Block
    “Good. I want you to make me a weapon combining sanguinite, amberite, and dark steel. Do you think you could do it?” Zekours’s eyes narrowed. He smiled gravely. “Of course.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 30

  • #16
    Dr. Block
    “I hope you don’t fall off and proof,”
    Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

  • #17
    Matthew  Block
    “father went out to hunt for some mice and never returned.”
    Matthew Block, Seer

  • #18
    Dr. Block
    “Do you want me to put a ‘Stay off my lawn’ sign outside the door?” “What?!?” “You sound like a grumpy old man.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

  • #19
    Dr. Block
    “Patton shrugged. “I’m a pillager, so I’m never really happy per se.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

  • #20
    Dr. Block
    “It seems we have an imposter among us!”
    Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 17

  • #21
    Pixel Ate
    “Most importantly, they’re delicious,” Carl said. “I bet you’ve never had one the way I can make it: with sour cream and chives.” Mom winked at him. Carl snorted. “The best filling for a baked potato is a second baked potato, but I’m willing to give this ‘skewer cream’ thing a try. Potatoes are awesome no matter how you have them.”
    Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

  • #22
    Pixel Ate
    “Baked potatoes,” said Carl. “Baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes.”
    Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

  • #23
    Dr. Block
    “That parchment dislodged two strands of my perfect anime boy hair.”
    Dr. Block, Independence Day for Grassy Gulch

  • #24
    Dr. Block
    “This is the second best flavored baked potato I’ve ever tasted.” “What is the first?” Mom asked. “That’s classified.”
    Dr. Block, Multiverse Tournament of Champions #2

  • #25
    Dr. Block
    “Dave winked. “Just hop out and do it as a creeper. You’ll be smaller and harder to hit anyway.” “If only his ego would shrink, too,” Spidroth said. “I wish your face would shrink,” said Carl. Dave rolled his eyes. “Stop bickering, you two. Save it for later.” “I wish I could save Spidroth’s face for later,” said Carl.”
    Dr. Block, Multiverse Tournament of Champions #2

  • #26
    Dr. Block
    “Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

  • #27
    Dr. Block
    “I was passing by your dwelling, Villager 625, when I distinctly heard a ruckus.” “A ruckus?” “Yes, a ruckus. Not a brouhaha, a hubbub, or a mere disturbance, but a clear-as-day, bonafide ruckus!”
    Dr. Block, Origins

  • #28
    Dr. Block
    “much to the disgust my bookkeeper”
    Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 20

  • #29
    Dr. Block
    “All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

  • #30
    Dr. Block
    “I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
    Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1



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