The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16 Quotes

“I hope you don’t fall off and proof,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“The baker smiled. “My name is Loaf.” I laughed. “Seriously?” The villager’s smile vanished. “Is there a problem with my name?” I shook my head and chuckled. “No, it’s just that I knew a villager baker once whose name was Bread.” Loaf scowled. “Bread. I hate him so much.” “Wait. You knew Bread?” “Of course I did. He came from my village. He copied everything about me. Stole my recipe and even named himself after his product like I had done months earlier.” “Industrial espionage?” “Hmmm, more like counterfeiting.” “Well, then perhaps you’d like to know that I saw Bread poof with my own eyes.” I shuddered at the memory. Loaf smiled. “Excellent. Please take another loaf as a thank you for telling me such wonderful news.” This guy was interesting….”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“The guards sucked air.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“He said he wanted to remodel his house.” I chuckled. “Players and their houses. I swear.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

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― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“Look out teeth, look out gums. Open your mouth, because here it comes.” “What was that about?” Lucky asked. “Something my parents used to say to me to get me to eat vegetables when I was a little kid.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

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― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“Well, then perhaps you’d like to know that I saw Bread proof with my own eyes.” I shuddered at the memory.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“proof,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“I was moaning”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16

“I assumed Loaf had backed it.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 16