Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5 Quotes

“Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day. I ain’t gonna play, so you don’t have to flay. Cool?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“know what I mean. We don’t have to have perfect diction, do we?” I laughed. “Dude, hurrr, I’m kidding. It’s still summer. We can talk dumb-ly and not get in trouble-ly with teachers.” I changed the subject. “What do you think we will eat for dinner?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“slapped”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“dude.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Hurrr,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“hurrr”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“After the servant put my bag on the bed he asked, “Would you like me to unpack your clothes for you, sir?” I was not used to being treated like this. I told him that I would do it myself and reached in my pocket and pulled out a few emeralds for a tip.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Biff,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“bro,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“brah,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Claire laughed. “That’s stupid.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“stupid”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“stupid?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“What … hurr”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“stupid,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“feel her fingers digging into my skin”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“watermelons”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Minecraft bat named Jasper.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“I shook my head slightly and cracked open my eyes and saw that my mom was standing over me slapping my face.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Actually, my face was bleeding. Hurrr.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Hurr.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“Mooshroom flops,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“What the heck”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“heck”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“hurrr.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“What the heck’s”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“inventories.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“unspeakable”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“to do and wanted to say something to the zombie pigman. But she was too smart for that. Instead, she just shouldered her pickaxe and walked silently across the room. The zombie pigman turned to me and said, “Boy, if I see you talking to anyone else today, I’ll beat you so hard you can’t even walk.” “Brah, chill. I’m easy like Sunday morning. I’m just going to be picking away for the rest of the day.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5

“very bizarre way to treat your face. Plus, it doesn’t make any sense. If stuffing your face means eating a lot of food, shouldn’t the expression be “stuff your stomach” or “stuff your gut” or something like that? I just don’t get how these expressions come to be. When I was finished eating, I told my parents that I was ready to go. They both gave me a hug, my mom gave me a kiss on the cheek, and they wished me good luck. I picked up the travel bag I”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 1-5