Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36 Quotes

“Do you want me to put a ‘Stay off my lawn’ sign outside the door?” “What?!?” “You sound like a grumpy old man.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“Patton shrugged. “I’m a pillager, so I’m never really happy per se.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“Anyone who says I wasn’t mature is I mean poopy head.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“I seriously considered transmogrifying into an ender wraith or a titan beast and slapping Herobrine around, but the room was a bit small and that would accomplish nothing other than Herorbine having a vendetta against me. I decided against it. Maybe I really was getting more mature?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“Q: If the Pures and Chaotics have servants, who were the Neutrals servants? A: The answer for this will be revealed at some point in the next few books.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“The Rainbow Creeper widened his eyes. “I appreciate the enthusiasm, but you do not want to see an all-out battle between the Pures and the Chaotics. I’ve lived through one already. I’m not sure I’d be able to live through another.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“Have you ever traveled through time?” The Rainbow Creeper got a distant look on his face. He was quiet for a moment. “I have, but that’s a different story and not relevant to why I’ve come to visit you.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“room”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“She shrugged. “The old Jimmy would never have ‘moved on’ so quickly. It sounds like you’ve matured.” “I’ve always been mature,” I said, stomping my foot on the ground. “Anyone who says I wasn’t mature is I mean poopy head.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“My greatest joy is the misfortune of others. There’s a word for it I heard a player use once: schadenfreude”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“I thought you were dead.” “The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36

“Herorbine’s”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 36