The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10 Quotes

“You die.” “Oh,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“I’m… I’m eating a hopper?” Alex said, her lip trembling. “I’m eating a cute little hopper??” “You’re eating a delicious little hopper,” said Carl. “Although most people call them rabbits.” “Carl!” said Dave. “Stop being mean. But, er, he is right, Alex. Sorry.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“IQ of over 3,000,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“a deep, rumbling sound echoing around the walls of the cave. His blood went cold. “W-what was that?” he said. “Oh sorry,” said Carl, “that was my belly.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“You cannot leave,” said an illager,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Her clothes and hair were exactly the same color as Steve’s, but her hair was longer.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“At first it looked like the wolves and golems were going to have an easy victory, but more and more vindicators kept pouring in through the door, swinging their axes wildly. “Rrrroww!!” Carl looked over and saw one of the wolves go poof. “Bark 4!” he yelled. There were two deep groans, and two of the iron golems fell too, leaving behind nothing but a few iron ingots. Carl was so distracted that he didn’t notice the vindicators running around behind him. Three of them jumped up on his back, hacking away at his diamond suit with their iron axes. “Get off!” Carl yelled. Other vindicators were hacking at his armor now: clink clink clink! I think opening that door was a big mistake, Carl thought, as the weight of the vindicators clinging on to his suit made him fall to his knees. I’ve really made a right idiot of myself. “Rrrow rrrow rrrow!!!” From out of nowhere the wolves appeared, jumping on the illagers and pulling them off of Carl. With the vindicators off of his back, Carl stood up.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“The future sounds a bit rubbish,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“was”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“There must be another way,” said Dave. “There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl. “Ok,” said Tom, “I’ll show you.” CHAPTER THIRTEEN The One-Armed Pig “Where are you going?” Sally said, running after Porkins. He was walking down the road that led away from Greenleaf village, his rucksack slung over”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“sight”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Of course we recognize you, bro,” said one of the Steves. “You’re Dan the villager!” Carl snorted with laughter. “That’s right,” said Carl. “He’s the legendary Dan the villager.” “And how could I forget you, bro?” said a different Steve to Carl. “Colin the creeper.” The smile disappeared from Carl’s face. “It’s Carl,” he muttered. “What about me, Steve old bean?” asked Porkins. “Do you remember me?” “Of course,” said all the Steves in unison. “You’re Pork Chop!” Porkins smiled happily. Dave and Carl frowned at him.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“I… I don’t like spiders,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“I’ve had enough of that lava-filled hellhole”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Porkins asked.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“trees”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“blushed.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Good piggy,” said Alex. “False statement detected,” said Robo-Pig. “I have no programmed morals or ethics, so I am neither good nor bad.” “Can you say ‘oink’?” asked Alex. “I have a full vocabulary and can speak in six different languages,” said Robo-Pig. “Oink is one of the many words that I can say.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Everyone raise a glass,” said the mayor, raising his own. “To Dave the hero!” “Dave the hero!” everyone repeated, standing up and raising their glasses high. Dave felt his cheeks glow red. He was blushing. “Don’t worry, Dave,” Carl whispered to him, “I still think you’re a loser.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“smart as a cookie.” “Are cookies intelligent?” asked Robo-Steve. “I was under the impression that they were just wheat and cocoa beans baked together.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“There must be another way,” said Dave. “There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl. “Ok,” said Tom, “I’ll show you.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Dickens?”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Thankfully we managed to get you to drink some healing potion in your sleep,” said Robo-Steve. “So all your wounds have been fixed.” “Apart from the wound of ugliness,” said Carl, walking over to the bed. “Unfortunately for you, that’s a wound that can never be healed.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Yes,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Chloe,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“sugars,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Stevus Never Enuficus,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Of course we recognize you, bro,” said one of the Steves. “You’re Dan the villager!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Oh, um, hello,” said Robo-Steve to the red priestess. “I am Spidroth. Pleased to meet you.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“You will be begging for mercy, I promise you that.” “I’m begging for mercy now,” said Carl, “please stop with the preaching. You’re boring me to tears.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series