Multiverse Tournament of Champions Quotes

“Most importantly, they’re delicious,” Carl said. “I bet you’ve never had one the way I can make it: with sour cream and chives.” Mom winked at him. Carl snorted. “The best filling for a baked potato is a second baked potato, but I’m willing to give this ‘skewer cream’ thing a try. Potatoes are awesome no matter how you have them.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Baked potatoes,” said Carl. “Baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“My mind is precise,” said Alex, crossing her arms. “As precise as a potato.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Before anyone else could say anything, a loud “Meow!” was heard out of the dark sky. Everyone’s head whipped up to watch as Bruce swooped through the air, his elytra wings reflecting the firelight. His claws were out and he speared the potato, zipping off into the air again. Carl sat there, blinking at his empty hands. And then he freaked out. “AHHHH! Why is that cat flying? What kind of idiot would give a cat wings?” Spidroth laughed. “I like that cat.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“After we win this whole tournament, I’m gonna give that guy a piece of my mind.” “Don’t do it, Jimmy,” Tina said. “You won’t have much mind left.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Or at least he thought he was. The two of them, along with their parents and pet cat, Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells like Poop), woke up one day in Minecraft after going to bed in their own world. They had no idea how it happened, and they were working”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“The cat had earned his name from the white stripe that went from his nose all the way up to his forehead and looked like a scar. He was also a talented ninja and he often stank. Badly.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Oh yes, the command block replied. It’s going to be very fun indeed.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Now you must create a world of your own, the command block whispered. A world where you can bring your champions.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Sorry, this is a sword fight, not an emo contest.” Jack landed another hit, flashing Trenchcoat red again.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Block has been writing unofficial Minecraft-inspired fanfiction since 2015 and is the author of over 100 books and collections. His most popular books are the Diary of a Surfer Villager (where Jimmy and his friends go on adventures), the Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, and Baby Zeke: Diary of a Chicken Jockey. When he’s not writing books or playing video games, Dr. Block likes to spend his time surfing near his house, gardening in his backyard, and spending time with his wife and two teenage children. Although Dr. Block is not”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Like when Peter Parker didn’t go to the science fair, so Gwen Stacy did and she was bit by the radioactive spider and became Spider-Gwen.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Are you all right, Alex?” Dave asked. “I’ve just been thinking,” said Alex. “Do you think if a cow and a bee had a baby, you could get honey-flavored milk?” Spidroth rolled her eyes. “I’m surrounded by morons.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“This is going to be fun.” He grinned.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series