Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1 Quotes

“I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“hyperventilate”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Why have we been able to make such a valuable industry out of this one event? Because villagers are usually wimps who just run and hide from zombies whenever they see them.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“I live in a village called Zombie Bane. Cool name for a village, right?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Biff told her she was stupid. She told Biff he would have to pay five emeralds to use her glow house. He got all mad and left.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Steve was the name of a very smart and resourceful player who had lived near our village last year. He helped keep zombies away, and we provided him with free food and other helpful items.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Insta-crowd.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“You are awesome, Emma!” She smiled. “Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Drum roll, please! *** And, there it is folks. What really motivates villagers: emeralds.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1