Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager Quotes

“Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“It’ll be a bit unfair if she does explode,” said Carl the creeper. “Most of my life, I tried to explode and could never manage it. If only I’d known the secret — all you have to do is eat loads and loads of cake.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Everyone knows that creepers are cooler than endermen. That’s just a fact.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“again.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Why is something always coming to get us?” sighed Carl. “No one’s ever chasing us to give us a hug or to give us free baked potatoes. For once in my life, I’d like to see fewer killer monsters and more baked potatoes. Is that too much to ask?” Chapter 4 Jimmy startled awake. At first, he drifted in a dream fog, but then he began to recall the details of his peculiar dream and the strange magical old man who had appeared in it. As his dream fog continued to clear, he realized he was no longer on the beach at the Surf ‘n Snack. He lurched up to a sitting position. He was sitting on a bed in a small room with no windows and only a single door. The walls of the room were made out of wood blocks,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Why is something always coming to get us?” sighed Carl. “No one’s ever chasing us to give us a hug or to give us free baked potatoes. For once in my life, I’d like to see fewer killer monsters and more baked potatoes. Is that too much to ask?” Chapter 4 Jimmy startled awake.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Whatever this place is, I hate it,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“when he heard a noise coming from deeper in the cave. It was a slurping noise: SLOORP, SLOORP, SLOORP.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Can you two stop arguing for one minute?” said Dave. “We need to work out where we are.” “We’re in a cave,” said Carl. “I thought that was obvious.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Diary of a Surfer Villager, he had become a best-selling author and a worldwide celebrity. He was glad to have survived the trials of his youth, and, he had to admit, being famous was pretty cool, but all he ever wanted to be was a surfer. Jimmy breathed a melancholic sigh and turned away from the shore and looked back at the water. The redstone-powered wave machine invented by his friend Emma had just pushed another wave towards him and the handful of other surfers waiting for it. It looked like a good”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Well, we might find out,” said Carl. “Anyway, Alex can respawn, so if she dies, she’ll just come back to life and eat more cake. If I could respawn, all I’d do all day is eat baked potatoes until I exploded. What a life that would be.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Listen, old man. Get lost. I don’t know how all you weirdos get into my dreams, but I’ve had enough.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Jimmy retched, Emma gagged, Biff began to cry like a baby,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Whatever,” said Jimmy. “The sooner we get this dumb Staff of Dominion, the better. That old lady better keep her promise and send us back to our dimension.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Heroes is putting it mildly, bro,” said Jimmy. “Put it this way, there aren’t many people in our world who haven’t heard of us. I’m the guy who brought surfing to our world after learning about it from some visiting players.” “What’s surfing?” asked Porkins. “Bruh!” gasped Jimmy. “You guys don’t have surfing?!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Bro, can you stop acting like you’re the leader? No one voted you the leader!” said Jimmy. “FIRE!” yelled Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Please follow me,” she said. “My home is this way.” “We’re not going anywhere unless you tell us what’s going on,” said Carl. “My home is a baked potato,” said the old woman. “Lead the way,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“What’s wrong with her, Doctor?” asked Porkins. “My diagnosis is that she’s eaten too many cakes,” said the cowman healer, lifting Alex’s head.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“smurfing”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Ow,” my head, groaned Biff.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I’ve had that husk since I was a chick.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Yeah, that sounds pretty dumb,” said Carl. “You sound pretty dumb,” said Jimmy. “Your face sounds pretty dumb,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Spids.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Ender King.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Defeated the Glitch Queen?” said the witch, with a sly smile. “My dear creeper, you’re mistaken. I am the Glitch Queen.” And then she began to laugh. A hysterical, evil laugh that echoed across the pit. “Oh crumbs,” said Porkins. “Chaps, I think we may have made a big mistake.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I would do it myself but … I’m just a poor helpless old lady. You simply need to retrieve the Staff of Dominion and bring it to me. Once I have the Staff I can use its power to defeat the Glitch Queen, rescue this world, and save all the worlds in the multiverse forevermore.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I used to have a golem suit with blaster cannons,” said Carl. “I wish I had it now. Although I wouldn’t be shooting the polar bears — I’d be blasting you in the face.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Jimmy stomped his foot. “You are going to make us fight some horrible monster or something, right? Why does this always happen to me?” “Why does it always happen to you when I’m around?” whined Biff.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“shoot it down!”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure