Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20 Quotes

“Dang!” said John.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“The password is the following: Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“So that’s what happened here. I thought maybe the Steves had a field day.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“but because no words can describe it. It is … pure evil.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“like an angry ravager. I stood my ground, my diamond sword and shield at the ready.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Notch”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“you need to wrap up your tournament now,” said the Ender King. “We have more important things to do.” Herobrine, Harold, and Bob stopped playing. Harold looked at a piece of paper on the ground near his foot. He added up the tally marks. “Bob won twenty-five rounds, Herobrine won eighteen rounds, and I won fourteen.” “Can I have that piece of paper?” asked Bob. “I want to put it in my scrapbook.” Harold shook his head and rolled his eyes but handed the paper to Bob. Bob stuck it into his inventory. (Yes, chickens do have inventories. They’re very small.) “So, what did Notch tell you?” asked Herobrine. “He couldn’t tell us much. He said that the bedrock prison is basically a flat world made of bedrock with a bunch of redstone torches.” Herobrine nodded his head. “Clever. No place to hide. Lamashtu and her dark ones will see us coming,” said Herobrine. “But … we will be able”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Stronger than diamonds?!?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“that were passed down to me from prior Creepers comport with what Notch has just told you. I’m sorry I cannot help you further.” I looked back at the Ender King. “I guess that’s it then. Let’s go back to your war room and come up with a plan.” The Ender King nodded his head. “Let’s do it.” I looked at the Rainbow Creeper. “Do I need to get the figurines out for you to send us back?” The Rainbow Creeper chuckled slightly. “No.” “Wait just a moment,” sputtered Notch. “I almost forgot. I have a present for you.” “I don’t want any cookies and milk right now,” said Otis. “I thirst only for blood.” Notch was aghast at Otis. “How do you come up with this stuff?” Otis shrugged. “Anyway,” continued Notch, “I have been developing a new material for a while. It is stronger than diamonds. I think it is finally ready, but I don’t want to install an update for it until this”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“torches in the prison so that there would be some light. You know, just in case there was ever any reason to enter the prison. We hoped there would not be such a reason, but you never know … and, it looks like that time has come.” “So, to summarize then,” said the Ender King, “within the bedrock prison is a flat world that is the color of bedrock because it is made entirely of bedrock. There are several thousand redstone torches, and somewhere between five hundred and tens of thousands of dark ones down there. Is that everything you can tell us?” Notch sat and thought for a little while. “I think so. Other than those seven … well, six Steves who were imprisoned down there, I don’t think there were any other mobs.” I looked over at the Ender King and then at the Rainbow Creeper. “RC, is there anything else you can tell us?” The Rainbow Creeper shook his head. “As you know, it was a prior version of me who was alive when Lamashtu was captured. I have no memory of this. I do know that the events”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Day 61 – The Beta Dimension The Rainbow Creeper, bless his heart, placed us right in the middle of the control room of the beta dimension. In fact, the Creeper was standing there waiting for us. He was, of course, surrounded by his guard of six destroyer endermen. “My Lord, what are you doing here?” asked Claire. “We are at a decisive moment in history. A tipping point. It could be the end of days or the start of something new. I am here to offer my wisdom.” And yet, he sounded humble when uttering these words. “Thanks, RC,” I said. “Have you seen Notch? We need to talk to him.” The destroyer endermen in the Rainbow Creeper’s guard shook their heads at me. I knew they wanted to kill me for being so familiar, but they also knew the Rainbow Creeper wouldn’t allow it, so they didn’t bother to make a move towards me. “He’s on the other side of the control room. He’s asleep.” I was incensed. I rushed”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Ender King, Princess Tina, Ivan the scientist, Emma, Baby Zeke, Otis, Harold and Bob, Claire, Clayton, Hendrick, and Coolbeanio.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“glitch,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Maybe one of your priests farted in there,” said Otis.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“My name is BRBasher and this is my little brother, LOLitup. We’re assassins.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“and I narrowly missed being struck right between the eyes.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“Mo’ money; Sell that honey. Bees in the hives; Paying with their lives.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“I agree,” I said. “But before we stop the war, let’s have dessert.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“don’t tell Harold and Bob … roasted chicken.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“So this is a suicide mission then?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“supplicate”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20