Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35 Quotes

“Sanguinite: used for weapons and armor; crimson in color; does not exist in nature; created by Zekours, a glitch specializing in weapons crafting; weapons made with sanguinite change size to fit the size of the mob wielding the weapon; crafting recipe involves use of corrupted souls; many believe it is a cursed material and avoid it; not used for armor.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“I’ve known him since we could barely walk,” Emma said. “He hasn’t changed a whole lot.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“The Funga-Cow laughed. “It doesn’t matter if you make me poof. I shall live again.” “No, you won’t.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“I might not be able to defeat the Client, but I knew someone who could.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“The Chaotics don’t rule that dimension any more than the Goods.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“What would happen to us?” I asked. Pure Good sighed. “Why, you would be obliterated, of course.” “Of course.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“Sick!” I said before transmogrifying into an endermite. After Queen Meredith screamed at me, I returned to my villager form. “Just testing.” The Ender King teleported in front of me. He leaned down, his face only two pixels from mine. “Never. Do. That. Again.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“bulk.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35

“The Ender King rolled his eyes at me. “Now that Jimmy has his new toy, let’s talk about how we get the missing dimensions back.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 35