The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13 Quotes

“Zainab”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“FishyBoi was as strange as his name. He had pale blue eyes that looked almost white. Under the right conditions, he might have been mistaken for Herobrine. In addition to his standard diamond armor and diamond sword, he had a pet parrot named Awesome. The parrot talked, a lot. It liked to mostly talk about itself. “I’m Awesome, braahk!” “You’re not, braahk!” “Awesome, braahk. Not, braahk.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“The ravager was still on the ground, moaning.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Let’s do it then.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Steve nodded. “I agree, it isn’t fair, but it’s something we have to face. Life does that to you sometimes. You have to deal with scary things that could cause serious consequences for you. Destroy your dreams. Destroy your friends and family. Erase everything you’ve worked for. That’s why, you must face it head on. You can’t try to hide from it or react to it with half measures. We have to give this fight everything we have and fight to keep what we love.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“The new players introduced themselves as Patch, FishyBoi, Galactic Phoenix, Parashock, and Parisa. Patch, FishyBoi, and Galactic Phoenix were the three mercenaries who also happened to be acquainted with Naomi and Muizz.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“were hundreds of wither skeletons staring at him with murderous intent. “And what might that be?” the general bellowed. He removed his serrated obsidian sword from its scabbard and slashed it through the air to emphasize his question. The blaze sighed, as though the general’s ostentatious display were the most boring thing he’d ever seen. “I’ve been instructed to give the message to Queen Nebula only. If you do not wish me to deliver the message, I will return to Emperor Nar, and then the battle will begin and your inevitable conquest will follow.” The general was not intimidated by the blaze’s threats, but he did know Queen Nebula might want to hear this message. He turned to Bent Neck, who was standing nearby. “What say you? Should we allow the blaze to deliver the message?” Bent Neck considered the question and then scratched his chin with a finger bone. “I’d say we should. I will have the blaze muzzled so that he may deliver the message without us fearing a fireball attack against our most noble, powerful, and illustrious Queen.” The general grunted. “I would prefer to make this blaze poof, but you are the Queen’s advisor and know her mind the best of any of us. If you think it’s important, we will do it.” The general turned back toward the blaze. “You may cross the bridge. Alone.” The blaze said nothing but floated forward and crossed the bridge. When he arrived on the other side, he was met by four royal guards who also would have preferred to transform the blaze into a puff of smoke, but Bent Neck insisted that his life be preserved.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“They”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“among us.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“die”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“characters in your books have french fry fingers?”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“vanilla Minecraft,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Plot hole: in Winston”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“block?”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Google Classroom:”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Why do wandering traders drop a milk bucket and invisibility potion on death? I believe that is what happens in vanilla Minecraft.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“The captain felt a moment of agonizing pain and then his existence was at an end.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“You pillagers look hungry,” Terry said. “Would you like to try a –” But, he never finished his sentence. The pillagers made sure of that. But, do not be sad, for Terry poofed doing what he loved: Selling potatoes.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“But they didn’t notice because they were distracted by the battles at the other locations along the wall.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“It mooed”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Patch’s bow, which had a Power IV enchantment”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“The three players darted into a side street. They ran past several horses before entering the door of a two-story house.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“But all he got were four arrows in his chest from Patch’s enchanted bow. The pillager poofed.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Drink a healing potion. I’ll handle this,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Rapidly, almost like a machine, FishyBoi”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Killing pillagers is one of my favorite pastimes.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“As the group climbed the stairs, the villager woman stomped her foot on the stone floor. It echoed in the large room. “Get back down here!” Her words had no effect and soon the group had climbed to the top of the stairs and turned left.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“You’ve been acting like a bit of a hothead lately,” Wolf said. “I agree,” Wolf said. “What are you talking about?!?” I said, stomping my foot on the ground. “I’m acting like I always act.” Wex and Wolf both laughed. “Yeah, like a hothead,” Wolf said.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Her most majestic, powerful, infallible, eternal, bony majesty, the Exalted Eternal Exceptional Queen Nebula will now attend to the supplicants before her.” Are you kidding me with this nonsense?”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“Our most exalted, magnificent, unimpeachable, powerful, beautiful, vicious, skeletal Majesty will see you now.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13