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Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty...

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"Pornography that glorifies abuse, and the passages I've seen look like they were written by a twelve-year-old. I was plenty creeped out to begin with..."
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Twilight (The Twilight Saga...

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"Are there any good reasons NOT to add it?"
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New Moon (The Twilight Saga...

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The Fault in Our Stars

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"John Green is everything wrong with Millennials and he's not even a Millennial."
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Eat, Pray, Love

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3.65 avg rating — 1,848,735 ratings
"Because the original story of Narcissus is about 1/16 the length of this bomb."
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The Da Vinci Code (Robert L...

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"Because it's Alex Jones for the goddess-worshipper crowd. Regular Alex Jones is more than bad enough."
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The Hunger Games (The Hunge...

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Fifty Shades Darker (Fifty ...

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The Twilight Saga

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Fifty Shades Freed (Fifty S...

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The Secret (The Secret, #1)

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Divergent (Divergent, #1)

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Harry Potter and the Philos...

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"A bland pastiche of Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas and Dahl sure to beguile those who have never read a book before. Not even bad so much as mediocre."
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The Host (The Host, #1)

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The Twilight Collection

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The Girl With the Dragon Ta...

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Beautiful Disaster (Beautif...

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Midnight Sun [2008 Draft]

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The Perks of Being a Wallfl...

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4.24 avg rating — 2,013,583 ratings
"Autism and bisexuality don't automatically make your book deep, Stephen."
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Harry Potter and the Prison...

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Harry Potter and the Goblet...

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Dear John

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"This man is an insult to Catholic writers everywhere."
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City of Bones (The Mortal I...

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4.07 avg rating — 2,178,295 ratings
"Because it's terribly written Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fanfic that got a million dumb teenage girls into incest shipping."
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Harry Potter and the Order ...

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4.50 avg rating — 3,818,701 ratings
"People who slogged through all 857 pages of tests and Umbridge and makeout sessions can't get through 300 pages of The Fellowship of the Ring. This really happened."
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A Game of Thrones (A Song o...

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4.45 avg rating — 2,748,852 ratings
"Thanks to Mr. Martin, society thinks orgies and slaughter count as character development."
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Harry Potter and the Chambe...

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Hush, Hush (Hush, Hush, #1)

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Harry Potter and the Deathl...

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Angels & Demons (Robert Lan...

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How to Talk to a Liberal (I...

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"She gives conservatism a bad name. She's just a racist shock jock pretending to be right-of-center."
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If Democrats Had Any Brains...

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Harry Potter and the Half-B...

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Vampire Academy (Vampire Ac...

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The Casual Vacancy

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Kardashian Konfidential

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3.44 avg rating — 2,253 ratings
"Trees actually died to make this."
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See, I Told You So

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Fifty Shades of Grey, Inner...

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4.25 avg rating — 8,385 ratings
"Why does this even exist?"
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Catching Fire (The Hunger G...

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Harry Potter Series Box Set...

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Mockingjay (The Hunger Game...

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Gossip Girl (Gossip Girl, #1)

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3.50 avg rating — 70,906 ratings
"I just remember one line describing a boy having an involuntary physical response to something. You know, for twelve-year-olds."
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City of Ashes (The Mortal I...

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Inkheart (Inkworld, #1)

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Eragon (The Inheritance Cyc...

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3.97 avg rating — 1,949,258 ratings
"In 2005, Random House thought that a 3000+ page series of badly written LOTR/Star Wars fanfiction was a good idea. Let that sink in."
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Lolita

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"Do we really have to dive inside the mind of a pedophile to know that pedophilia exists? Nabokov himself wanted this book burned."
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Allegiant (Divergent, #3)

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Fangirl

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3.93 avg rating — 782,352 ratings
"HORRID depiction of fangirls as horny losers who enjoy writing boy-on-boy porn. Rainbow might know we're not all like that if she ever got off of Tumblr."
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Eleanor & Park

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Miss Peregrine's Home for P...

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3.92 avg rating — 1,361,723 ratings
"Woo, it's got creepy freakshow pictures! As if that makes up for being yet another magical school/camp story with nothing unique to offer."
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City of Glass (The Mortal I...

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City of Lost Souls (The Mor...

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A Court of Thorns and Roses...

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4.15 avg rating — 4,272,778 ratings
"Anything by Maas, the archetype of the narcissistic Millennial writer, goes on this list."
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The Jane Austen Book Club

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The Golden Compass (His Dar...

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4.03 avg rating — 1,623,082 ratings
"Thanks to this book, I was bullied for being Catholic in middle school."
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A Court of Mist and Fury (A...

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Throne of Glass (Throne of ...

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The Angel Experiment (Maxim...

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4.07 avg rating — 233,672 ratings
"Possibly the worst book ever in terms of sheer writing incompetence. That is all."
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Paper Towns

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City of Fallen Angels (The ...

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Secrets in the Attic (Secre...

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"Incest isn't cool."
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City of Heavenly Fire (The ...

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4.38 avg rating — 417,293 ratings
"BWAHAHAHAH that title, man."
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Go Set a Watchman

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3.31 avg rating — 291,995 ratings
"The more time passes, the more I'm sure that Lee's handlers took advantage of her senility to publish a book that would make people question the goodness of the original."
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God Is Not Great: How Relig...

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The Amber Spyglass (His Dar...

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Fifty Shades Trilogy (Fifty...

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Flowers in the Attic (Dolla...

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Me Before You

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"Suicide is not cool. "
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The House of Hades (The Her...

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4.57 avg rating — 487,072 ratings
"When the most exciting part of your book is "Woo woo, Nico is gay!" that's a sign that your series should have ended five books ago."
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A Game of Thrones / A Clash...

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What Happened

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School's Out—Forever (Maxim...

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Crown of Midnight (Throne o...

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The Lost Hero (The Heroes o...

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Heir of Fire (Throne of Gla...

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The Son of Neptune (The Her...

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Queen of Shadows (Throne of...

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The Mark of Athena (The Her...

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"Anyone whining about Rey from Star Wars being a Mary Sue needs to be clocked upside the head with this book until they see reason. Annabeth is an awful character elevated to heroine status despite a complete lack of moral depth."
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The Handmaid’s Tale (The Ha...

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"I'm sure the book itself is good, but I'm sick of Planned Parenthood using it."
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The Assassin's Blade (Thron...

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Bring Up the Bodies (Thomas...

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Looking for Alaska

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An Abundance of Katherines

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Wildwood (Wildwood Chronicl...

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3.70 avg rating — 36,719 ratings
"Narnia meets Tiffany Aching meets Labyrinth for a generation that thinks they never do anything wrong. About as interesting as watching bark peel slowly off a tree."
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Insurgent (Divergent, #2)

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