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Listopia > Sarah's votes on the list Books You Are Tired Of Hearing About (87 Books)
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Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
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"Pornography that glorifies abuse, and the passages I've seen look like they were written by a twelve-year-old. I was plenty creeped out to begin with..."
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Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)
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"Are there any good reasons NOT to add it?"
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New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2)
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Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)
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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
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The Fault in Our Stars
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"John Green is everything wrong with Millennials and he's not even a Millennial."
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Eat, Pray, Love
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"Because the original story of Narcissus is about 1/16 the length of this bomb."
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The Da Vinci Code (Robert Langdon, #2)
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"Because it's Alex Jones for the goddess-worshipper crowd. Regular Alex Jones is more than bad enough."
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The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
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Fifty Shades Darker (Fifty Shades, #2)
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The Twilight Saga
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Fifty Shades Freed (Fifty Shades, #3)
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The Secret (The Secret, #1)
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Divergent (Divergent, #1)
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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"A bland pastiche of Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas and Dahl sure to beguile those who have never read a book before. Not even bad so much as mediocre."
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The Host (The Host, #1)
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The Twilight Collection
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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)
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Beautiful Disaster (Beautiful, #1)
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Midnight Sun [2008 Draft]
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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"Autism and bisexuality don't automatically make your book deep, Stephen."
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3)
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)
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Dear John
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"This man is an insult to Catholic writers everywhere."
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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"Because it's terribly written Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fanfic that got a million dumb teenage girls into incest shipping."
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rated it 1 star
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)
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"People who slogged through all 857 pages of tests and Umbridge and makeout sessions can't get through 300 pages of The Fellowship of the Ring. This really happened."
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A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)
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"Thanks to Mr. Martin, society thinks orgies and slaughter count as character development."
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter, #2)
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Hush, Hush (Hush, Hush, #1)
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7)
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Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon, #1)
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How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter
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"She gives conservatism a bad name. She's just a racist shock jock pretending to be right-of-center."
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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The Casual Vacancy
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Kardashian Konfidential
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"Trees actually died to make this."
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See, I Told You So
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Fifty Shades of Grey, Inner Goddess: A Journal
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"Why does this even exist?"
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Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)
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Harry Potter Series Box Set (Harry Potter, #1-7)
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Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)
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Gossip Girl (Gossip Girl, #1)
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"I just remember one line describing a boy having an involuntary physical response to something. You know, for twelve-year-olds."
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City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)
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Inkheart (Inkworld, #1)
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Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle #1)
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"In 2005, Random House thought that a 3000+ page series of badly written LOTR/Star Wars fanfiction was a good idea. Let that sink in."
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Lolita
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"Do we really have to dive inside the mind of a pedophile to know that pedophilia exists? Nabokov himself wanted this book burned."
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Allegiant (Divergent, #3)
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Fangirl
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"HORRID depiction of fangirls as horny losers who enjoy writing boy-on-boy porn. Rainbow might know we're not all like that if she ever got off of Tumblr."
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rated it 1 star
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Eleanor & Park
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Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (Miss Peregrine's Peculiar Children, #1)
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"Woo, it's got creepy freakshow pictures! As if that makes up for being yet another magical school/camp story with nothing unique to offer."
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City of Glass (The Mortal Instruments, #3)
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City of Lost Souls (The Mortal Instruments, #5)
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A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
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"Anything by Maas, the archetype of the narcissistic Millennial writer, goes on this list."
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The Jane Austen Book Club
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The Golden Compass (His Dark Materials, #1)
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"Thanks to this book, I was bullied for being Catholic in middle school."
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A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
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Throne of Glass (Throne of Glass, #1)
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The Angel Experiment (Maximum Ride, #1)
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"Possibly the worst book ever in terms of sheer writing incompetence. That is all."
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rated it 1 star
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Paper Towns
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City of Fallen Angels (The Mortal Instruments, #4)
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Secrets in the Attic (Secrets, #1)
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"Incest isn't cool."
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City of Heavenly Fire (The Mortal Instruments, #6)
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"BWAHAHAHAH that title, man."
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Go Set a Watchman
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"The more time passes, the more I'm sure that Lee's handlers took advantage of her senility to publish a book that would make people question the goodness of the original."
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God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
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The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3)
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Fifty Shades Trilogy (Fifty Shades, #1-3)
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Flowers in the Attic (Dollanganger, #1)
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Me Before You
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"Suicide is not cool. "
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The House of Hades (The Heroes of Olympus, #4)
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"When the most exciting part of your book is "Woo woo, Nico is gay!" that's a sign that your series should have ended five books ago."
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A Game of Thrones / A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1-2)
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What Happened
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School's Out—Forever (Maximum Ride, #2)
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Crown of Midnight (Throne of Glass, #2)
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The Lost Hero (The Heroes of Olympus, #1)
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Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)
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The Son of Neptune (The Heroes of Olympus, #2)
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Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, #4)
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The Mark of Athena (The Heroes of Olympus, #3)
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"Anyone whining about Rey from Star Wars being a Mary Sue needs to be clocked upside the head with this book until they see reason. Annabeth is an awful character elevated to heroine status despite a complete lack of moral depth."
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The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)
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"I'm sure the book itself is good, but I'm sick of Planned Parenthood using it."
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The Assassin's Blade (Throne of Glass, #0.1-0.5)
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Bring Up the Bodies (Thomas Cromwell, #2)
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Looking for Alaska
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An Abundance of Katherines
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Wildwood (Wildwood Chronicles, #1)
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"Narnia meets Tiffany Aching meets Labyrinth for a generation that thinks they never do anything wrong. About as interesting as watching bark peel slowly off a tree."
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Insurgent (Divergent, #2)
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Grey (Fifty Shades as Told by Christian, #1)
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