3.67 avg rating — 2,915,527 ratings

"Pornography that glorifies abuse, and the passages I've seen look like they were written by a twelve-year-old. I was plenty creeped out to begin with..."

3.68 avg rating — 7,471,230 ratings

"Are there any good reasons NOT to add it?"

3.62 avg rating — 2,170,316 ratings

3.74 avg rating — 2,030,269 ratings

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4.12 avg rating — 5,850,497 ratings

"John Green is everything wrong with Millennials and he's not even a Millennial."

3.65 avg rating — 1,865,021 ratings

"Because the original story of Narcissus is about 1/16 the length of this bomb."

3.94 avg rating — 2,571,915 ratings

"Because it's Alex Jones for the goddess-worshipper crowd. Regular Alex Jones is more than bad enough."

4.35 avg rating — 10,204,388 ratings

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4.13 avg rating — 4,467,526 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 11,725,829 ratings

"A bland pastiche of Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas and Dahl sure to beguile those who have never read a book before. Not even bad so much as mediocre."

3.87 avg rating — 1,056,906 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 47,599 ratings

4.18 avg rating — 3,510,775 ratings

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 711,866 ratings

4.01 avg rating — 148,960 ratings

4.24 avg rating — 2,057,261 ratings

"Autism and bisexuality don't automatically make your book deep, Stephen."

4.58 avg rating — 5,000,053 ratings

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4.04 avg rating — 623,143 ratings

"This man is an insult to Catholic writers everywhere."

4.06 avg rating — 2,206,724 ratings

"Because it's terribly written Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fanfic that got a million dumb teenage girls into incest shipping."

4.50 avg rating — 3,897,607 ratings

"People who slogged through all 857 pages of tests and Umbridge and makeout sessions can't get through 300 pages of The Fellowship of the Ring. This really happened."

4.45 avg rating — 2,798,559 ratings

"Thanks to Mr. Martin, society thinks orgies and slaughter count as character development."

4.43 avg rating — 4,635,853 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 751,501 ratings

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3.96 avg rating — 3,447,025 ratings

3.30 avg rating — 2,855 ratings

"She gives conservatism a bad name. She's just a racist shock jock pretending to be right-of-center."

3.40 avg rating — 1,712 ratings

4.58 avg rating — 3,750,262 ratings

4.10 avg rating — 687,233 ratings

3.31 avg rating — 339,158 ratings

3.44 avg rating — 2,256 ratings

"Trees actually died to make this."

3.72 avg rating — 2,065 ratings

4.24 avg rating — 8,759 ratings

"Why does this even exist?"

4.36 avg rating — 4,297,581 ratings

4.73 avg rating — 305,854 ratings

4.13 avg rating — 3,843,416 ratings

3.50 avg rating — 71,706 ratings

"I just remember one line describing a boy having an involuntary physical response to something. You know, for twelve-year-olds."

4.10 avg rating — 1,008,490 ratings

3.93 avg rating — 446,786 ratings

3.97 avg rating — 1,977,703 ratings

"In 2005, Random House thought that a 3000+ page series of badly written LOTR/Star Wars fanfiction was a good idea. Let that sink in."

3.87 avg rating — 971,856 ratings

"Do we really have to dive inside the mind of a pedophile to know that pedophilia exists? Nabokov himself wanted this book burned."

3.60 avg rating — 1,161,507 ratings

3.93 avg rating — 789,045 ratings

"HORRID depiction of fangirls as horny losers who enjoy writing boy-on-boy porn. Rainbow might know we're not all like that if she ever got off of Tumblr."

3.92 avg rating — 1,277,559 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 1,376,365 ratings

"Woo, it's got creepy freakshow pictures! As if that makes up for being yet another magical school/camp story with nothing unique to offer."

4.27 avg rating — 1,026,751 ratings

4.20 avg rating — 574,589 ratings

4.15 avg rating — 4,509,994 ratings

"Anything by Maas, the archetype of the narcissistic Millennial writer, goes on this list."

3.09 avg rating — 71,578 ratings

4.04 avg rating — 1,640,574 ratings

"Thanks to this book, I was bullied for being Catholic in middle school."

4.63 avg rating — 3,420,551 ratings

4.18 avg rating — 2,632,443 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 234,785 ratings

"Possibly the worst book ever in terms of sheer writing incompetence. That is all."

3.70 avg rating — 1,514,836 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 648,975 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 4,175 ratings

"Incest isn't cool."

4.38 avg rating — 422,660 ratings

"BWAHAHAHAH that title, man."

3.31 avg rating — 295,529 ratings

"The more time passes, the more I'm sure that Lee's handlers took advantage of her senility to publish a book that would make people question the goodness of the original."

3.96 avg rating — 114,364 ratings

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4.26 avg rating — 1,838,175 ratings

"Suicide is not cool. "

4.57 avg rating — 498,686 ratings

"When the most exciting part of your book is "Woo woo, Nico is gay!" that's a sign that your series should have ended five books ago."

4.54 avg rating — 28,292 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 61,471 ratings

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4.62 avg rating — 1,557,246 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 690,888 ratings

"Anyone whining about Rey from Star Wars being a Mary Sue needs to be clocked upside the head with this book until they see reason. Annabeth is an awful character elevated to heroine status despite a complete lack of moral depth."

4.16 avg rating — 2,533,201 ratings

"I'm sure the book itself is good, but I'm sick of Planned Parenthood using it."

4.20 avg rating — 1,319,616 ratings

4.31 avg rating — 107,306 ratings

3.96 avg rating — 1,779,132 ratings

3.50 avg rating — 554,533 ratings

3.71 avg rating — 38,033 ratings

"Narnia meets Tiffany Aching meets Labyrinth for a generation that thinks they never do anything wrong. About as interesting as watching bark peel slowly off a tree."

3.96 avg rating — 1,649,829 ratings

3.83 avg rating — 205,942 ratings