Pat Hatt's Blog, page 79
June 27, 2017
Round Fifty Nine Shall Align!
The search engine nuts come slow and steady. Some sure are at the umm ready. They sure have weird things to say when finding my bay. I guess crazy leads them to me. Or Blue does it at my sea.
Blue balls mystery
See? What did I say? Blue's guys to blame for that foray.
Blue mystery box shoes
Blue has strange fans. Soon they will all be getting blue tans.
parking garage signs
Hint: they say pay or we'll tow you away.
riddle me this riddle me that how many seconds are in a mnoth
Easy as can be. 2 is the answer to thee.
pictures of hamsters having sex
You've found what was in Blue's mystery box shoes. Whoops, you lose.
ugly man titties
A fetish for two. At least in view.
all seeing eye
You'll see it all with ugly man titties on the wall.
Tarsier Man Fan
The bug eyed creep has a fan at our keep.
error error error 503
Times three for 503 for thee.
gentlemen at play
Umm golf putting? Or are you smutting?
weird things to do when mom i gone
Roll on the lawn. Stay up to dawn? Not weird enough? My, this is tough.
my lawn needs mown
You're telling me why? Hope it's only grass that's too high.
woodtick on my ass
Pick it off quick. Germy bastards can be some slick.
my home away from home
Awww, how nice of you. We still won't share at our zoo.
And the winner for this round will truly astound. Not that it is weird or nasty like some other ones. But the search engine nut repeated it tons. Reminds me of a crazy person with 50,000 pics on a wall. If Pat goes missing give 911 a call. For I may have a stalker and they could have stuffed me in a meat locker.
themanyworksofpathatt-pathattbooksthemanyworksofpathatt|pathattbooks
Yep, that was all in one search. Someone has a umm scary obsession at their perch. We think we better get better locks for the door. Or maybe install a GPS chip in Pat at our shore. Don't want any Misery moment coming to pass. That just wouldn't do for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Blue balls mystery
See? What did I say? Blue's guys to blame for that foray.
Blue mystery box shoes
Blue has strange fans. Soon they will all be getting blue tans.
parking garage signs
Hint: they say pay or we'll tow you away.
riddle me this riddle me that how many seconds are in a mnoth
Easy as can be. 2 is the answer to thee.
pictures of hamsters having sex
You've found what was in Blue's mystery box shoes. Whoops, you lose.
ugly man titties
A fetish for two. At least in view.
all seeing eye
You'll see it all with ugly man titties on the wall.
Tarsier Man Fan
The bug eyed creep has a fan at our keep.
error error error 503
Times three for 503 for thee.
gentlemen at play
Umm golf putting? Or are you smutting?
weird things to do when mom i gone
Roll on the lawn. Stay up to dawn? Not weird enough? My, this is tough.
my lawn needs mown
You're telling me why? Hope it's only grass that's too high.
woodtick on my ass
Pick it off quick. Germy bastards can be some slick.
my home away from home
Awww, how nice of you. We still won't share at our zoo.
And the winner for this round will truly astound. Not that it is weird or nasty like some other ones. But the search engine nut repeated it tons. Reminds me of a crazy person with 50,000 pics on a wall. If Pat goes missing give 911 a call. For I may have a stalker and they could have stuffed me in a meat locker.
themanyworksofpathatt-pathattbooksthemanyworksofpathatt|pathattbooks
Yep, that was all in one search. Someone has a umm scary obsession at their perch. We think we better get better locks for the door. Or maybe install a GPS chip in Pat at our shore. Don't want any Misery moment coming to pass. That just wouldn't do for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 26, 2017
A Wouldn't Day At My Bay!
The cat gets talked to and even uses it once in a while. But some sure use it a mile. I guess it could work for many out there. But I'm just going to pick on wouldn't at my lair.
Wouldn't is here.
I'll tell you why.
Have no fear.
I would not lie.
Wouldn't you say so?
Wait, how does that work?
I want a yes, not a no.
Wouldn't is a jerk.
Wouldn't you come get me.
Well I would have came,
But with a not from thee,
I guess I'm no longer game.
Wouldn't you play?
Don't want me too?
What a mean display.
I'll piss on your shoe.
Wouldn't you do that?
Geez, applying a whole.
You are mean to the cat.
Would you turn into a mole?
Wouldn't you rhyme?
Pffft always will.
Go wouldn't a mime,
And fall down a hill.
Wouldn't you buy?
Okay, I'll save my money.
Now it can pile high,
Isn't that funny?
Wouldn't you drive?
So you can't and don't want me to?
I guess that you strive,
To stay home at your zoo.
Wouldn't you leave me alone?
Okay, I'll stay and talk.
What's with that tone?
Don't give me that gawk.
Would you not speak dumb?
Wouldn't you like that?
Such a contradicting chum.
Would you agree with the cat?
Wouldn't you agree? Would you agree with me? Would you not agree? Wouldn't you like the questions to stop coming from me? Okay, I'll keep them coming. Wouldn't you like drumming? Wouldn't you like humming? Wouldn't you like cumming? Would you have guessed it yet? Would you be following the pet? Human speak wouldn't cause a headache if they just gave their heads a shake. Look, I used it right in mass. I wouldn't mess with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Wouldn't is here.
I'll tell you why.
Have no fear.
I would not lie.
Wouldn't you say so?
Wait, how does that work?
I want a yes, not a no.
Wouldn't is a jerk.
Wouldn't you come get me.
Well I would have came,
But with a not from thee,
I guess I'm no longer game.
Wouldn't you play?
Don't want me too?
What a mean display.
I'll piss on your shoe.
Wouldn't you do that?
Geez, applying a whole.
You are mean to the cat.
Would you turn into a mole?
Wouldn't you rhyme?
Pffft always will.
Go wouldn't a mime,
And fall down a hill.
Wouldn't you buy?
Okay, I'll save my money.
Now it can pile high,
Isn't that funny?
Wouldn't you drive?
So you can't and don't want me to?
I guess that you strive,
To stay home at your zoo.
Wouldn't you leave me alone?
Okay, I'll stay and talk.
What's with that tone?
Don't give me that gawk.
Would you not speak dumb?
Wouldn't you like that?
Such a contradicting chum.
Would you agree with the cat?
Wouldn't you agree? Would you agree with me? Would you not agree? Wouldn't you like the questions to stop coming from me? Okay, I'll keep them coming. Wouldn't you like drumming? Wouldn't you like humming? Wouldn't you like cumming? Would you have guessed it yet? Would you be following the pet? Human speak wouldn't cause a headache if they just gave their heads a shake. Look, I used it right in mass. I wouldn't mess with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 25, 2017
Board The Train Of The Mundane!
The cat just awoke from a nap. I took a lap. I ate some food. I gave Pat some attitude. Now I will go back for a nap. Working too hard is for some other sap.
The mundane it is,
With a cat's biz.
Here and there,
We don't care.
Humans though,
I don't know.
Could be bad,
At an adventure nuts pad.
But we've been there,
We know they'd swear.
Need to jump from a bridge,
Or off some high ridge.
The mundane is tasks,
No need for masks,
Just this and that bliss,
Or a little that and this.
Whelmed is all,
At ones hall.
Mundane things may be,
But beats a crap spree.
Like shit hitting the fan,
Not a fan of that plan.
It usually means cost,
Or something or someone has been lost.
Who needs that?
Keep the dough where we're at.
And stay alive and well,
Ignoring the door bell.
That could be bad,
Have to leave our pad.
Can't have that.
Mundane is where it's at.
No death and despair,
Or pulling out our hair.
We relax at our sea,
With our mundane spree.
Mundane today,
With what I say?
That is the way,
Of today's foray.
Do you loathe the mundane? Want to jump on an adventure train? Pffft to that says the cat. I need another nap where we are at. I may fit you in after it is over. You could always go play with rover. The cat is fine being in the mundane class as it beats being a dead little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The mundane it is,
With a cat's biz.
Here and there,
We don't care.
Humans though,
I don't know.
Could be bad,
At an adventure nuts pad.
But we've been there,
We know they'd swear.
Need to jump from a bridge,
Or off some high ridge.
The mundane is tasks,
No need for masks,
Just this and that bliss,
Or a little that and this.
Whelmed is all,
At ones hall.
Mundane things may be,
But beats a crap spree.
Like shit hitting the fan,
Not a fan of that plan.
It usually means cost,
Or something or someone has been lost.
Who needs that?
Keep the dough where we're at.
And stay alive and well,
Ignoring the door bell.
That could be bad,
Have to leave our pad.
Can't have that.
Mundane is where it's at.
No death and despair,
Or pulling out our hair.
We relax at our sea,
With our mundane spree.
Mundane today,
With what I say?
That is the way,
Of today's foray.
Do you loathe the mundane? Want to jump on an adventure train? Pffft to that says the cat. I need another nap where we are at. I may fit you in after it is over. You could always go play with rover. The cat is fine being in the mundane class as it beats being a dead little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 24, 2017
A Flip Flop Quote Drop!
Quotes are always near. That has been done by my rhyming rear. But there are so many near and far. The cat could fill an Earth sized car. Are they really that good though when not in a row?
Doo Friggin Whoopdi
Sorry, no Sister Act love for me.
On pissed than better is off pissed.
Hmmm, I think something got missed.
Fullest life to the live.
Are you trying to give?
Yourself for live.
Leaks like a sieve.
Live let and live.
Almost works so I forgive.
Big Dream. Hard Work.
That one is a both ways perk.
Goes it so.
High or low?
Dream your live.
Needs some give.
Reason a for everything happens.
Say that while rappins.
Lives man every not.
Damn, could make brains rot.
Ass your up sand pound.
That would be tough to move around.
Try to fail never but fail and try.
That may depress some poor guy.
Heart your all with go.
Do I have to row?
Ride the enjoy.
Hmmm gutter playing coy?
Short too life.
May bring strife.
Rope a up piss.
Neither way brings bliss.
You love I.
That may not fly.
Technically not a quote,
But it got a vote.
Luck Good and Night Good.
All's good in your hood.
Ass rhyming little.
That may bring spittle.
Think quotes should only stick to one way? That may be better for you to say. The cat proved they can confuse and may light the wrong fuse. You don't want ride the enjoy happening everywhere. There would be STDs to spare. I'll stick to a whoopdi friggin doo forwards pass. It works better for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Doo Friggin Whoopdi
Sorry, no Sister Act love for me.
On pissed than better is off pissed.
Hmmm, I think something got missed.
Fullest life to the live.
Are you trying to give?
Yourself for live.
Leaks like a sieve.
Live let and live.
Almost works so I forgive.
Big Dream. Hard Work.
That one is a both ways perk.
Goes it so.
High or low?
Dream your live.
Needs some give.
Reason a for everything happens.
Say that while rappins.
Lives man every not.
Damn, could make brains rot.
Ass your up sand pound.
That would be tough to move around.
Try to fail never but fail and try.
That may depress some poor guy.
Heart your all with go.
Do I have to row?
Ride the enjoy.
Hmmm gutter playing coy?
Short too life.
May bring strife.
Rope a up piss.
Neither way brings bliss.
You love I.
That may not fly.
Technically not a quote,
But it got a vote.
Luck Good and Night Good.
All's good in your hood.
Ass rhyming little.
That may bring spittle.
Think quotes should only stick to one way? That may be better for you to say. The cat proved they can confuse and may light the wrong fuse. You don't want ride the enjoy happening everywhere. There would be STDs to spare. I'll stick to a whoopdi friggin doo forwards pass. It works better for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 23, 2017
Take Your Time With This Rhyme!
The cat is here and is a rhyming rear. I've got time to say that. I am a cat. I sleep and rhyme. I do not mime. I have time for that too. But I chose not to. Nope, not a rhyme about saving time. Already dropped that dime.
No reason or rhyme,
To us saving time.
Or rhyme or reason,
If opposite is treason.
No reason to rush,
Even mutts who mush.
For who needs that?
It's so full of scat.
So take your time.
It's never a crime.
You saw this post.
Take your time at my coast.
3 years later you comment.
Damn, took your time to make a dent.
But you took your time.
May have even sucked a lime.
A heart attack is coming due.
Called 911 at your zoo.
The ambulance just takes its time.
Damn, you are dead in your prime.
A work report is due.
Take your time to do and view.
3 months later you hand it in.
Fired you are for your time win.
Take your time paying bills.
They don't bring any thrills.
Whoops, no phone, water or power.
But taking your time with each passing hour.
Take your time grocery shopping.
Who needs grocery store hopping?
When from hunger the bodies start dropping,
Up your time you are still mopping.
Time sure is taken,
Whether or not your butt is shakin.
Taken far far away from and because of you,
As procrastination, firings and even death shines through.
So take your time.
It's so sublime.
Your time is the best.
Pass the taking it test.
Wow, the "your" time really shines through. When did taking your time become an excuse for lazy asses at each zoo? One thing to take your time and get it right, another to use it to put something off until the 100th night. Then wonder why all the bad came to you as you give a boo hoo. You only took your time after all. Pfffft is all you'll get from me at my hall. Do you take your time in such a pass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No reason or rhyme,
To us saving time.
Or rhyme or reason,
If opposite is treason.
No reason to rush,
Even mutts who mush.
For who needs that?
It's so full of scat.
So take your time.
It's never a crime.
You saw this post.
Take your time at my coast.
3 years later you comment.
Damn, took your time to make a dent.
But you took your time.
May have even sucked a lime.
A heart attack is coming due.
Called 911 at your zoo.
The ambulance just takes its time.
Damn, you are dead in your prime.
A work report is due.
Take your time to do and view.
3 months later you hand it in.
Fired you are for your time win.
Take your time paying bills.
They don't bring any thrills.
Whoops, no phone, water or power.
But taking your time with each passing hour.
Take your time grocery shopping.
Who needs grocery store hopping?
When from hunger the bodies start dropping,
Up your time you are still mopping.
Time sure is taken,
Whether or not your butt is shakin.
Taken far far away from and because of you,
As procrastination, firings and even death shines through.
So take your time.
It's so sublime.
Your time is the best.
Pass the taking it test.
Wow, the "your" time really shines through. When did taking your time become an excuse for lazy asses at each zoo? One thing to take your time and get it right, another to use it to put something off until the 100th night. Then wonder why all the bad came to you as you give a boo hoo. You only took your time after all. Pfffft is all you'll get from me at my hall. Do you take your time in such a pass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 22, 2017
A Little Attitude To The Platitude!
The cat rolls his eyes a bunch. So many are just out to lunch. I guess such things are ingrained in their brain. Easier than to think and cause pain.
Today there's a post from me.
It was meant to be.
Then why did I write it?
I think you mean you're full of shit.
Don't worry though.
Time heals all wounds, you know.
Like that missing arm.
Err ummm, hey it adds charm.
Good things come to those who wait.
Waiting, waiting, damn, I'll be dead at this rate.
Good things are such a liar.
I hope they catch fire.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
I love to give this one some insults.
Am I insane for practicing and getting better at something?
Or do you want us all to be dumb and unable with your insane ring?
Everything happens for a reason.
Just like the changing of the season.
Like death, disease and Wal-Mart.
You never know what's in that cart.
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
Yeah, and it will also make every body part longer.
And I'm really a rhyming mutt,
That can actually talk out my butt.
Hard work pays off.
Ha! To that I scoff.
Maybe pays off those above,
Out the door you just get a shove.
Live each moment like it's your last.
Hmmm that would be a blast.
Dying every moment of every day.
Who doesn't want to live that way?
What goes around comes around.
So life is like a merry-go-round?
Where is the quarter slot?
I want to believe....not!
And now we're done.
Wasn't this fun?
It was just a meant to be trend,
Because everything works out in the end.
Umm in the end you croak? Is that really a good working poke? Pfffffffffffffft to all these platitudes. Just lots of nonsense from human dudes. Like saying my gas will cause miracles to befall on you. Just wait there for 1000 years at your zoo. Now the cat is through with his sass and bursting platitude bubbles with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Today there's a post from me.
It was meant to be.
Then why did I write it?
I think you mean you're full of shit.
Don't worry though.
Time heals all wounds, you know.
Like that missing arm.
Err ummm, hey it adds charm.
Good things come to those who wait.
Waiting, waiting, damn, I'll be dead at this rate.
Good things are such a liar.
I hope they catch fire.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
I love to give this one some insults.
Am I insane for practicing and getting better at something?
Or do you want us all to be dumb and unable with your insane ring?
Everything happens for a reason.
Just like the changing of the season.
Like death, disease and Wal-Mart.
You never know what's in that cart.
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
Yeah, and it will also make every body part longer.
And I'm really a rhyming mutt,
That can actually talk out my butt.
Hard work pays off.
Ha! To that I scoff.
Maybe pays off those above,
Out the door you just get a shove.
Live each moment like it's your last.
Hmmm that would be a blast.
Dying every moment of every day.
Who doesn't want to live that way?
What goes around comes around.
So life is like a merry-go-round?
Where is the quarter slot?
I want to believe....not!
And now we're done.
Wasn't this fun?
It was just a meant to be trend,
Because everything works out in the end.
Umm in the end you croak? Is that really a good working poke? Pfffffffffffffft to all these platitudes. Just lots of nonsense from human dudes. Like saying my gas will cause miracles to befall on you. Just wait there for 1000 years at your zoo. Now the cat is through with his sass and bursting platitude bubbles with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 21, 2017
Today We Yell And Tell!
The cat meows at the air. I think that is known at our lair. We meow and run. It just seems like fun. But you humans yell at things and it kinda makes you look like dingalings.
The system is corrupt.
I'm going to erupt.
Yell and scream along.
The system is so wrong.
Guess what screamer?
You're quite the dreamer.
I mean to think a system can hear you,
Now that is imagination through and through.
What a dumb computer you are.
I want to hit you with my car.
Why are you so slow?
I really want to know.
Sorry, HAL won't come out to play.
You're computer doesn't care what you say.
But keep on yelling.
I'm sure that will inspire telling.
Work, you stupid thing.
My arms I fling.
My voice I raise.
Don't you see my evil gaze?
No ears or eyes.
Boy, you aren't wise.
Machines aren't that quick.
Maybe they need a kick?
Why are you making me lose?
This isn't new news.
But you are a shitty site.
Took all my money tonight.
It took what you gave?
Wow, quite the rant and rave.
But keep up your rambling,
Blame the site for your gambling.
Why, why me.
Why, oh why on a spree.
Why, oh why oh why.
I just want to die.
Talking to air?
Damn, that's rare.
A bit of an exaggeration we think.
If not, go see a shrink.
Should I go on? Some may even yell at the lawn. The damn thing won't grow. Oh no! Let's yell at the grass. Now that has such class. I think I will pass and just eat it with Cass. Do you yell over passed gas? You humans sure are more noisy than my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The system is corrupt.
I'm going to erupt.
Yell and scream along.
The system is so wrong.
Guess what screamer?
You're quite the dreamer.
I mean to think a system can hear you,
Now that is imagination through and through.
What a dumb computer you are.
I want to hit you with my car.
Why are you so slow?
I really want to know.
Sorry, HAL won't come out to play.
You're computer doesn't care what you say.
But keep on yelling.
I'm sure that will inspire telling.
Work, you stupid thing.
My arms I fling.
My voice I raise.
Don't you see my evil gaze?
No ears or eyes.
Boy, you aren't wise.
Machines aren't that quick.
Maybe they need a kick?
Why are you making me lose?
This isn't new news.
But you are a shitty site.
Took all my money tonight.
It took what you gave?
Wow, quite the rant and rave.
But keep up your rambling,
Blame the site for your gambling.
Why, why me.
Why, oh why on a spree.
Why, oh why oh why.
I just want to die.
Talking to air?
Damn, that's rare.
A bit of an exaggeration we think.
If not, go see a shrink.
Should I go on? Some may even yell at the lawn. The damn thing won't grow. Oh no! Let's yell at the grass. Now that has such class. I think I will pass and just eat it with Cass. Do you yell over passed gas? You humans sure are more noisy than my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 20, 2017
Phone Home With A Roam!
The cat will give you a look and you'll know at my nook. Whether I want food or brushing, you better start gushing. Think I am hard? Look at the signals from your own yard.
Here we go,
To and fro.
Fro and to.
Can be true.
Shirt is on.
Shirt if off.
Out at dawn.
Give a fake cough.
All hangs out.
All tightly fit.
A nice smell about,
Or the smell of shit.
A nicely mowed lawn.
Grass up to your ass.
Proving your brawn,
Giving some sass.
A simple Hello.
A simple eye roll.
Staying mellow.
A smile and stroll.
A new dress.
A new suit.
More before less,
The horn gets a toot.
Holding hands.
Getting drunk.
Singing to bands,
Cleaning your trunk.
Playing games.
Running home.
Shouting names,
Carrying a comb.
A simple nod.
A simple look.
Fishing for cod,
Out on a brook.
Right or wrong.
To or fro.
A whole new song,
High and low.
What do they all have in common today? Each and every one on display. All signals from you. You signal others in everything you do. Even if it's just a sneeze or a walk out in the breeze. Some signal always comes to be. Now don't you think it is easier to decipher those of me? Feed or scoop my crap. Easy peasy as I take a nap. And your signals can mean many things in mass. Far too much work to decipher for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Here we go,
To and fro.
Fro and to.
Can be true.
Shirt is on.
Shirt if off.
Out at dawn.
Give a fake cough.
All hangs out.
All tightly fit.
A nice smell about,
Or the smell of shit.
A nicely mowed lawn.
Grass up to your ass.
Proving your brawn,
Giving some sass.
A simple Hello.
A simple eye roll.
Staying mellow.
A smile and stroll.
A new dress.
A new suit.
More before less,
The horn gets a toot.
Holding hands.
Getting drunk.
Singing to bands,
Cleaning your trunk.
Playing games.
Running home.
Shouting names,
Carrying a comb.
A simple nod.
A simple look.
Fishing for cod,
Out on a brook.
Right or wrong.
To or fro.
A whole new song,
High and low.
What do they all have in common today? Each and every one on display. All signals from you. You signal others in everything you do. Even if it's just a sneeze or a walk out in the breeze. Some signal always comes to be. Now don't you think it is easier to decipher those of me? Feed or scoop my crap. Easy peasy as I take a nap. And your signals can mean many things in mass. Far too much work to decipher for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 19, 2017
A Profanity Day Times Three At Our Bay!
That granny is back. Sure sure doesn't lack. If you are easily offended you may want to avert your eyes. Look to the skies. But I doubt any who come here get offended, as you know nothing is amended. So times three with Profanity Granny comes to be.
Profanity Granny is back.This is her third attack. She has done a lot.Not always hot to trot.
But debacles can be fun.Especially when hers are done.So to give many a peer.Simply click here!
Profanity Granny goes out.She may give many a shout.Or make many shout.Some heathens may even pout.
But a lot comes due.A lot out there to view.People may run in fear.To find out more, click here!
Profanity Granny wants all in shape.Maybe the shape of a grape?We aren't sure with her tips.But you won't be doing back flips.
Instead you'll learn each trick.Makes exercising some slick.To get your rump not into gear,Just learn the tricks by clicking here!
And there you go. Another three books have been released at our show. Profanity Granny may scare some away, but many asked for a repeat display. So we pulled out three more. She sure doesn't bore. Can you relate to the Profanity Granny lass? She may scare my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Profanity Granny is back.This is her third attack. She has done a lot.Not always hot to trot.
But debacles can be fun.Especially when hers are done.So to give many a peer.Simply click here!
Profanity Granny goes out.She may give many a shout.Or make many shout.Some heathens may even pout.
But a lot comes due.A lot out there to view.People may run in fear.To find out more, click here!
Profanity Granny wants all in shape.Maybe the shape of a grape?We aren't sure with her tips.But you won't be doing back flips.
Instead you'll learn each trick.Makes exercising some slick.To get your rump not into gear,Just learn the tricks by clicking here!
And there you go. Another three books have been released at our show. Profanity Granny may scare some away, but many asked for a repeat display. So we pulled out three more. She sure doesn't bore. Can you relate to the Profanity Granny lass? She may scare my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 18, 2017
Up We Go at Our Show!
Are things looking up today? Are you in an up mood at your bay? Does that last one even make sense? Don't they all sound rather dense? Just listen to human speak. You are all up the crazy creek.
Time for up.
Up from a cup.
A pup is up.
Answer yup?
Forget the up.
It has a hiccup.
Yep, it will.
Up can't thrill.
Oh don't stutter.
Forget the gutter.
No poppy cock play,
Today at my bay.
But if it's stuck,
And you can't fluck,
You may want one.
Not sure it can be done.
Follow me?
Yup from thee?
Or more of a yep?
Which has more pep?
To for up to fade.
We need a trade.
Sorta like that.
Upgrade the cat.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.
Yeah, that would bore.
What a chore.
Copy and paste.
What a waste.
Downgrade from an upgrade?
Is that a fair trade?
I say hell no.
That upgrade sure did blow.
Bugs and fixes needed.
A meow and hiss all that's seeded.
I think I'll stick to just making the grade.
Or watching Betsy spray her tongue with Raid.
That last one makes a numb tongue. Maybe even a numb lung. That sure isn't an upgrade. So avoid Raid. Don't you love upgrades? Put on those shades. Block out all the crap that comes due. Upgrades have bugs up the wazoo. Do you upgrade fast? Is you iphone 6.6.6 changed to 6.6.7 at last? If meowing and hissing were all that came to pass, I'd be one boring upgraded little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time for up.
Up from a cup.
A pup is up.
Answer yup?
Forget the up.
It has a hiccup.
Yep, it will.
Up can't thrill.
Oh don't stutter.
Forget the gutter.
No poppy cock play,
Today at my bay.
But if it's stuck,
And you can't fluck,
You may want one.
Not sure it can be done.
Follow me?
Yup from thee?
Or more of a yep?
Which has more pep?
To for up to fade.
We need a trade.
Sorta like that.
Upgrade the cat.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.
Yeah, that would bore.
What a chore.
Copy and paste.
What a waste.
Downgrade from an upgrade?
Is that a fair trade?
I say hell no.
That upgrade sure did blow.
Bugs and fixes needed.
A meow and hiss all that's seeded.
I think I'll stick to just making the grade.
Or watching Betsy spray her tongue with Raid.
That last one makes a numb tongue. Maybe even a numb lung. That sure isn't an upgrade. So avoid Raid. Don't you love upgrades? Put on those shades. Block out all the crap that comes due. Upgrades have bugs up the wazoo. Do you upgrade fast? Is you iphone 6.6.6 changed to 6.6.7 at last? If meowing and hissing were all that came to pass, I'd be one boring upgraded little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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