A Wouldn't Day At My Bay!

The cat gets talked to and even uses it once in a while. But some sure use it a mile. I guess it could work for many out there. But I'm just going to pick on wouldn't at my lair.

Wouldn't is here.
I'll tell you why.
Have no fear.
I would not lie.

Wouldn't you say so?
Wait, how does that work?
I want a yes, not a no.
Wouldn't is a jerk.

Wouldn't you come get me.
Well I would have came,
But with a not from thee,
I guess I'm no longer game.

Wouldn't you play?
Don't want me too?
What a mean display.
I'll piss on your shoe.

Wouldn't you do that?
Geez, applying a whole.
You are mean to the cat.
Would you turn into a mole?

Wouldn't you rhyme?
Pffft always will.
Go wouldn't a mime,
And fall down a hill.

Wouldn't you buy?
Okay, I'll save my money.
Now it can pile high,
Isn't that funny?

Wouldn't you drive?
So you can't and don't want me to?
I guess that you strive,
To stay home at your zoo.

Wouldn't you leave me alone?
Okay, I'll stay and talk.
What's with that tone?
Don't give me that gawk.

Would you not speak dumb?
Wouldn't you like that?
Such a contradicting chum.
Would you agree with the cat?

Wouldn't you agree? Would you agree with me? Would you not agree? Wouldn't you like the questions to stop coming from me? Okay, I'll keep them coming. Wouldn't you like drumming? Wouldn't you like humming? Wouldn't you like cumming? Would you have guessed it yet? Would you be following the pet? Human speak wouldn't cause a headache if they just gave their heads a shake. Look, I used it right in mass. I wouldn't mess with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.