Up We Go at Our Show!

Are things looking up today? Are you in an up mood at your bay? Does that last one even make sense? Don't they all sound rather dense? Just listen to human speak. You are all up the crazy creek.

Time for up.
Up from a cup.
A pup is up.
Answer yup?

Forget the up.
It has a hiccup.
Yep, it will.
Up can't thrill.

Oh don't stutter.
Forget the gutter.
No poppy cock play,
Today at my bay.

But if it's stuck,
And you can't fluck,
You may want one.
Not sure it can be done.

Follow me?
Yup from thee?
Or more of a yep?
Which has more pep?

To for up to fade.
We need a trade.
Sorta like that.
Upgrade the cat.

Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.
Hiss, hiss, hiss.

Yeah, that would bore.
What a chore.
Copy and paste.
What a waste.

Downgrade from an upgrade?
Is that a fair trade?
I say hell no.
That upgrade sure did blow.

Bugs and fixes needed.
A meow and hiss all that's seeded.
I think I'll stick to just making the grade.
Or watching Betsy spray her tongue with Raid.

That last one makes a numb tongue. Maybe even a numb lung. That sure isn't an upgrade. So avoid Raid. Don't you love upgrades? Put on those shades. Block out all the crap that comes due. Upgrades have bugs up the wazoo. Do you upgrade fast? Is you iphone 6.6.6 changed to 6.6.7 at last? If meowing and hissing were all that came to pass, I'd be one boring upgraded little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.