Pat Hatt's Blog, page 242
March 24, 2013
Top 10 Hughes At My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 John Hughes Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Enough lights to rival the Vegas strip,Would sure get you some lip.Plus your boss wrapped in a bow,That has to make you glow.
Have to stop and live a little,Or your mind could become brittle.Plus a little twist and shout,Will make you look like a trout.
Can't beat Michael Jordan on a train.Nails also come like ran.And for an extra measure,Getting hit with a shovel could be something to treasure.
The loons are back.Ready to go on the central park attack.But they suck brick.It clangs more that it gives a click.
It's a pity,That only pink is pretty.It doesn't look good on the cat,I'll leave that to Pat.
Board a plane,Jump from a train.Try and rent a car.You realize you aren't getting very far.
An earlier work he helped to write.Many might not have seen it in sight.But well worth a go.Even some sacrifice weirdos show.
A crazy guy in a tree.Plus lots of other hilarity,May not make it so sweet,But it sure is neat.
Lots of interesting thoughts,Come as one plots,Wanting to break free,Of detention with glee.
Holy duck,It's Uncle Buck.He has some Cool Runnings too.You better watch it as he may highjack you.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 John Hughes Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Enough lights to rival the Vegas strip,Would sure get you some lip.Plus your boss wrapped in a bow,That has to make you glow.
Have to stop and live a little,Or your mind could become brittle.Plus a little twist and shout,Will make you look like a trout.
Can't beat Michael Jordan on a train.Nails also come like ran.And for an extra measure,Getting hit with a shovel could be something to treasure.
The loons are back.Ready to go on the central park attack.But they suck brick.It clangs more that it gives a click.
It's a pity,That only pink is pretty.It doesn't look good on the cat,I'll leave that to Pat.
Board a plane,Jump from a train.Try and rent a car.You realize you aren't getting very far.
An earlier work he helped to write.Many might not have seen it in sight.But well worth a go.Even some sacrifice weirdos show.
A crazy guy in a tree.Plus lots of other hilarity,May not make it so sweet,But it sure is neat.
Lots of interesting thoughts,Come as one plots,Wanting to break free,Of detention with glee.
Holy duck,It's Uncle Buck.He has some Cool Runnings too.You better watch it as he may highjack you.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Top 10 Sequels At My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Sequels Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Not usually the case,That a 3 you can embrace.But they sure went to infintiy and beyond.Yeah, stole that from the buzzing pond.
Puts the first to shame.Origins are always more tame.It was sure improved on a ton.The Joker just wants to have fun.
They were really one big story,But three was in its glory.Too bad they went the crap route after that,With Hawkeye at the Bourne mat.
Possibly the best number two.As it turned the original blue.Surpassed it in every way.Too bad he came back again after such a display.
For a sequel which at first was just a joke.It sure deserves a poke.They went where they don't need roads.Bet there are many happy toads.
Say what you will,But for a popcorn flick it fits the bill.Blowing two and 3 away,The later doesn't take much at any bay.
Of course this had to make the list.For Darth Vader got pissed.Chopping off a hand.Guess the force isn't that grand.
Could possibly be better than one.Three we will just shun.But we will keep that between you and me.No need for a horse head to be found at our sea.
Came back with a bang,After the second gave a rang.Even with a couch jumping pest,It sure passes the test.
The eye of the tiger helped him win.See all need a cat on hand at their bin.If only poor old Mr. T,Had a cat to help him see.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Sequels Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Not usually the case,That a 3 you can embrace.But they sure went to infintiy and beyond.Yeah, stole that from the buzzing pond.
Puts the first to shame.Origins are always more tame.It was sure improved on a ton.The Joker just wants to have fun.
They were really one big story,But three was in its glory.Too bad they went the crap route after that,With Hawkeye at the Bourne mat.
Possibly the best number two.As it turned the original blue.Surpassed it in every way.Too bad he came back again after such a display.
For a sequel which at first was just a joke.It sure deserves a poke.They went where they don't need roads.Bet there are many happy toads.
Say what you will,But for a popcorn flick it fits the bill.Blowing two and 3 away,The later doesn't take much at any bay.
Of course this had to make the list.For Darth Vader got pissed.Chopping off a hand.Guess the force isn't that grand.
Could possibly be better than one.Three we will just shun.But we will keep that between you and me.No need for a horse head to be found at our sea.
Came back with a bang,After the second gave a rang.Even with a couch jumping pest,It sure passes the test.
The eye of the tiger helped him win.See all need a cat on hand at their bin.If only poor old Mr. T,Had a cat to help him see.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 23, 2013
Top 10 Crap Sequels At My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Worst Sequels Movie List from my rhyming behind.
These all count as one.For crap spews from their run.Plus prequels are pointless junk.So away they sunk.
Poof you're dead.Is where this lead.I think they drew a name from a hat,Then killed that person off at their mat.
Appaling in every way.It wasn't even the new one made by Bay.At least he can't do much worse,Unless he makes April and Splinter perverse.
What can I say?Just look at that display.After the big plastic nipples are shown,All you will do is groan.
Abyssmil in every way.Never put this on display.There should have been only one,But it turns out there was a ton.
Disastor will strike,If you give this a hike,Your mind will go so numb,You'd find it more fun to chop off your thumb.
With Mr. Nanny on display.I really don't need to have my say.But I still will.Avoid unless a tutu gives you a thrill.
Not as crap worthy as the rest.But still far from the best.Although it does stand out,With all of this other dung about.
Has to be one of the biggest piles of crap ever.Who thought ripping off Tarzan was clever?With a bunch of fake cgi crap,Be far better off taking a nap.
The shark was dead,But it's back to bite off your head.Which you'll wish it would do,To get this crap out of your view.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Worst Sequels Movie List from my rhyming behind.
These all count as one.For crap spews from their run.Plus prequels are pointless junk.So away they sunk.
Poof you're dead.Is where this lead.I think they drew a name from a hat,Then killed that person off at their mat.
Appaling in every way.It wasn't even the new one made by Bay.At least he can't do much worse,Unless he makes April and Splinter perverse.
What can I say?Just look at that display.After the big plastic nipples are shown,All you will do is groan.
Abyssmil in every way.Never put this on display.There should have been only one,But it turns out there was a ton.
Disastor will strike,If you give this a hike,Your mind will go so numb,You'd find it more fun to chop off your thumb.
With Mr. Nanny on display.I really don't need to have my say.But I still will.Avoid unless a tutu gives you a thrill.
Not as crap worthy as the rest.But still far from the best.Although it does stand out,With all of this other dung about.
Has to be one of the biggest piles of crap ever.Who thought ripping off Tarzan was clever?With a bunch of fake cgi crap,Be far better off taking a nap.
The shark was dead,But it's back to bite off your head.Which you'll wish it would do,To get this crap out of your view.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Top 10 Going All Lovey Dovey At My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Lovey Dovey Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Paid to get a date,As he didn't want to wait.Becoming oh so cool,Even if he drove a lawnmower after school.
Bloom wanting to stab himself.That right there should give it a spot on your shelf.And they have the nerve to say,Who are they?
A trip through the past.With a fun cast.Even if each are a nut,Some stuck in a rut.
Eww to the dogs.Leaving brown logs.But online you go.Good even if no felines show.
When everything goes all wrong,And you'd rather be home playing Donkey Kong.Yet fun to watch,But in real life you'd need some scotch.
Going from radio to internet,Very similiar you can bet,To the Seattle one,Yet still very well done.
Just the name,Brings it fame.They should make pills for this shit,Is also spit.
Back in the dark ages,With low minimum wages,There was no internet,So radio is where they met.
And going even farther back,With a boombox attack.Thankfully he never dropped it on his head.But if you can say anything what should be said?
Technically it might not fit,But does at my pit.Very well done,Even if he fired everyone.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Lovey Dovey Movie List from my rhyming behind.
Paid to get a date,As he didn't want to wait.Becoming oh so cool,Even if he drove a lawnmower after school.
Bloom wanting to stab himself.That right there should give it a spot on your shelf.And they have the nerve to say,Who are they?
A trip through the past.With a fun cast.Even if each are a nut,Some stuck in a rut.
Eww to the dogs.Leaving brown logs.But online you go.Good even if no felines show.
When everything goes all wrong,And you'd rather be home playing Donkey Kong.Yet fun to watch,But in real life you'd need some scotch.
Going from radio to internet,Very similiar you can bet,To the Seattle one,Yet still very well done.
Just the name,Brings it fame.They should make pills for this shit,Is also spit.
Back in the dark ages,With low minimum wages,There was no internet,So radio is where they met.
And going even farther back,With a boombox attack.Thankfully he never dropped it on his head.But if you can say anything what should be said?
Technically it might not fit,But does at my pit.Very well done,Even if he fired everyone.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Top 10 As The Scary Enter My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Horror Movie List from my rhyming behind.
You get fingered in your sleep.Hmm that was less that deep.But what a fun creep.He'll kill any counting sheep.
A remake that was actually swell.What the hell?Of course zombies are grand,In most any land.
The two clash,And have a bash.Quite the monster mash.Too bad they never got around to the one adding Ash.
A whack job with a knife,Is out to take your life.That mask must make him super,Or all around are just in a stuper.
The original one.Enjoyed a ton.Even if zombies can't run.You still have to shoot them in the head with a gun.
I know some vampire crap,But unlike the remake with that idiot Farrell chap,This one was well done.Although a bit long in its run.
If you don't know what he said,When in the door he stuck his head,Then you probably live under a rock.Or are scared of a horror shock.
A serial killer out and about,Making all shout.Except maybe he is dead,As he chops off your head.
Do you want to play a game,Sure grew in fame.Plus Barrymore bit the dust,Just seeing that is a must.
One case in which,If you suffer a glitch,You find not following the rules,Will leave you eaten by dead fools.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Horror Movie List from my rhyming behind.
You get fingered in your sleep.Hmm that was less that deep.But what a fun creep.He'll kill any counting sheep.
A remake that was actually swell.What the hell?Of course zombies are grand,In most any land.
The two clash,And have a bash.Quite the monster mash.Too bad they never got around to the one adding Ash.
A whack job with a knife,Is out to take your life.That mask must make him super,Or all around are just in a stuper.
The original one.Enjoyed a ton.Even if zombies can't run.You still have to shoot them in the head with a gun.
I know some vampire crap,But unlike the remake with that idiot Farrell chap,This one was well done.Although a bit long in its run.
If you don't know what he said,When in the door he stuck his head,Then you probably live under a rock.Or are scared of a horror shock.
A serial killer out and about,Making all shout.Except maybe he is dead,As he chops off your head.
Do you want to play a game,Sure grew in fame.Plus Barrymore bit the dust,Just seeing that is a must.
One case in which,If you suffer a glitch,You find not following the rules,Will leave you eaten by dead fools.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Top 10 As The Super Come To My Den!
The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
The first of many so don't fret. So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday, and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me, we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Super Hero Movie List from my rhyming behind.
The first real superhero movie out.Super geek I won't give a shout.Proving Burton can actually do something not completely whacked out.Still say Keaton is the best Batman about.
Even with arrogant Snipes,Blade led the way for all the superhero types.The first on the scene,And with that sword he is quite mean.
After that horrible Hulk movie before,They finally gave one worthy of his roar.Norton as always was great,Too bad for his booted fate.
Not cluttered like the second one,And lots of fun.With all the toys at play,Makes for a fun display.
One you might have never thought,Would join this lot.But it was a rather good flick,And the cast was rather slick.
Still say they have yet to get him right.Either too whiny or too wannabe Dark Knight.But still not bad,Ignoring 3 at any pad.
And the grand daddy of them all,Bringing nerds everywhere to the movie hall.What was only a dream,Was sure brought to life with this team.
Really took it up a notch.Joker was drunk on more than scotch.Just great performances all around,Were surely found.
Pixar could do no wrong,Until they started with the sequel/prequel crap song.This team may have been a rip off,But they were great so I won't scoff.
Bringing about a team,Even if I despise the one with the beam,That was sure grand,Still wish it wasn't so leather land.
First one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The first of many so don't fret. So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday, and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me, we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!
In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Super Hero Movie List from my rhyming behind.
The first real superhero movie out.Super geek I won't give a shout.Proving Burton can actually do something not completely whacked out.Still say Keaton is the best Batman about.
Even with arrogant Snipes,Blade led the way for all the superhero types.The first on the scene,And with that sword he is quite mean.
After that horrible Hulk movie before,They finally gave one worthy of his roar.Norton as always was great,Too bad for his booted fate.
Not cluttered like the second one,And lots of fun.With all the toys at play,Makes for a fun display.
One you might have never thought,Would join this lot.But it was a rather good flick,And the cast was rather slick.
Still say they have yet to get him right.Either too whiny or too wannabe Dark Knight.But still not bad,Ignoring 3 at any pad.
And the grand daddy of them all,Bringing nerds everywhere to the movie hall.What was only a dream,Was sure brought to life with this team.
Really took it up a notch.Joker was drunk on more than scotch.Just great performances all around,Were surely found.
Pixar could do no wrong,Until they started with the sequel/prequel crap song.This team may have been a rip off,But they were great so I won't scoff.
Bringing about a team,Even if I despise the one with the beam,That was sure grand,Still wish it wasn't so leather land.
First one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Strange At Our Range!
Don't take much stalk in that number crap, as anything can be found if you look hard at such a gap. But still find it strange, how each birthday at our range is on the number 24. I guess we were all destined for the same shore. So now it is Pat's turn and with all the money I earn. I have to get him something new at our zoo. And doing this one day ahead because tomorrow I am going to cause your eyes to pop from your head. If you can keep up and have enough coffee in your cup.
Maybe I'll go in a pringle can.
Of that he will be a fan.
Not having to scoop the poop,
Won't throw his nose for a loop.
I'll chew a wire,
And catch the strat hole apartment on fire.
Then a big insurance check will come due,
And we can get a brand new zoo.
I will flick some food across the floor,
Right to where he sleeps at our shore.
Cat food in bed,
Hmmm might cause him dread.
I'll lick the sink clean,
Here at our scene.
No germs what so ever,
Boy, am I clever.
I'll go eat anything with the word fat,
To save poor old Pat.
Wouldn't want him to become humpty dumpty,
Then only I'd be a bit umm plumpty.
I'll actually type on my own,
It may have a strange tone.
fhhgjj g gfffhs daf agd is all I can muster.
Damn, spell check sure hates that cluster.
I'll meow right in his ear,
Good and clear.
That will get any ear wax to come loose.
Then he can have hearing better than a goose.
I'll dance in front of the tv,
That will be some kind of reality.
Beats anything old one eye would view,
Like that crap Honey Boo Boo.
I'll help him with his balance too,
Running beneath his feet at our zoo.
If he doesn't trip,
I'll save him from throwing out a hip.
Hmmm or maybe I'll let him sleep,
And won't go in and leap,
Right on his head.
Bah forget all I said.
What is that? I'm a cheap cat? I said I would spend all the money I made. None is what the cat is paid. So a bit constrained at my sea. I have to show my creativity. But I'm sure for his birthday tomorrow I'll give him a thrill or make him feel ill. For the strat has to pass from my always giving little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Maybe I'll go in a pringle can.
Of that he will be a fan.
Not having to scoop the poop,
Won't throw his nose for a loop.
I'll chew a wire,
And catch the strat hole apartment on fire.
Then a big insurance check will come due,
And we can get a brand new zoo.
I will flick some food across the floor,
Right to where he sleeps at our shore.
Cat food in bed,
Hmmm might cause him dread.
I'll lick the sink clean,
Here at our scene.
No germs what so ever,
Boy, am I clever.
I'll go eat anything with the word fat,
To save poor old Pat.
Wouldn't want him to become humpty dumpty,
Then only I'd be a bit umm plumpty.
I'll actually type on my own,
It may have a strange tone.
fhhgjj g gfffhs daf agd is all I can muster.
Damn, spell check sure hates that cluster.
I'll meow right in his ear,
Good and clear.
That will get any ear wax to come loose.
Then he can have hearing better than a goose.
I'll dance in front of the tv,
That will be some kind of reality.
Beats anything old one eye would view,
Like that crap Honey Boo Boo.
I'll help him with his balance too,
Running beneath his feet at our zoo.
If he doesn't trip,
I'll save him from throwing out a hip.
Hmmm or maybe I'll let him sleep,
And won't go in and leap,
Right on his head.
Bah forget all I said.
What is that? I'm a cheap cat? I said I would spend all the money I made. None is what the cat is paid. So a bit constrained at my sea. I have to show my creativity. But I'm sure for his birthday tomorrow I'll give him a thrill or make him feel ill. For the strat has to pass from my always giving little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 22, 2013
A Pin Might Do The Trick If It Was Not So Thick!
Have to wait and see who this could be!The cat is the best, the cat can pass any test. The cat is grand and beats all at my land. What are you saying about me? Are you saying I have an ego at bush number three? Pfft, my head is only the size of the house. At least the cat can easily smush a mouse. Strat! Don't poke the cat. See no ego here for your pin did not work I fear. You want to try something else on me? This will surely not cause glee.
You gave me a pill?
Didn't fit the bill.
My head is bigger than a hill,
And growing still.
What is that for?
Is that axe something of lore?
Wow you bounced rather far,
Go have a drink at some bar.
Are you going to poision me,
By bleaching my head to my knee?
Hmmm that was yummy,
See didn't hurt my head or tummy.
Oh look it's a big bad gun,
You better run.
Told you the bullet would bounce back.
You just put a hole in that shack.
Now you're going to try a truck?
Aren't you a dirty umm duck.
I hope you had insurance on that.
And remember you tried to hit the cat.
Oh a chainsaw.
That might be worse than my claw.
I guess it was not.
Better luck on a killer robot.
Isn't a lawnmower the same thing?
Did you hear that ding?
I think you are out of gas,
Want to take another pass?
Is that a floating house?
It is getting close.
Guess your Wizard of Oz trick did not work.
Do you notice my ever growing smirk?
Oh now you have a nuke.
Those things make you puke.
Good idea to throw that away,
For you'd turn everything into a litter tray.
Look you've called in a UFO.
Hmm that death ray has a nice glow.
It can scrath my itch.
Now now there is no need to twitch.
For you just can't beat the cat.
There is nothing wrong with that.
Maybe you just don't have what it takes.
For my ego can move lakes.
It can also cause earthquakes,
And simply give you the shakes.
Can someone more creative stop the cat?
Pffft no such thing for I am king of my mat.
The cats big head will not pop and all your ideas will flop. I guess I am just stuck with this big head that causes others dread. For humans are beat by a cat. How about that? It is tough to go under an overpass but I guess those are just things that have to be dealt with by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 21, 2013
Not Just The Man Who Is Not A Grammar Fan!
So over at Robyn's place she always puts a smile on ones face with her dating headline woes. For many there sink to new lows. But then it is always about the men. So the cat thought he would get Pat to search around and do the women at his den.
"Loking to met new people"
Better keep loking too.
For met people are blue.
They already had to listen to you,
And the grammar that comes due.
"pretty(sexy)lexi4u"
You can rhyme,
Beats a mime.
But with no space,
Your brains are lost without a trace.;
"send me nudes"
You want them to draw, right?
I hear you may bite.
Not sure I can round any up,
But I know of a pup.
"boo"
Quite the headline.
You really scared the feline.
Actually you did,
With hair like a squid.
"Save a horse! Take a taxi?"
Animal rights is good,
Unless I misunderstood,
And you want the save.
Then things could be grave.
"why can't we not be sober"
We don't know,
We see liquor show,
We get drunk,
We smell like a skunk.
'hey I just met you...so call me maybe"
Easy pickings it seems.
Or just pipe dreams.
Bad choice of words,
I'll go eat some birds.
Damn it!
Rinse and spit.
"Remember that time I drew on yor cat?"
Pffft you did that,
I'd squash you flat.
A pringle can would come due,
Then I'd sorta draw on you.
"Bingo"
Was his name-o,
B I N G O
Wanting to be compared to a dog,
Why not put Wilber and go with a hog?
"erMahgerd"
Sounds like you are in pain?
Do you have some kind of sprain?
Maybe you are gonna be hit by a train?
Or all that pushing is making you strain?
"juss seeing whatsup"
Clearly not your lingo.
May as well shout Bingo.
Heard better speech from a mutt,
While he licked his butt.
"here for shits and gigs and to have fun"
I think they make imodium for that.
Take one at your mat.
And gigs you say?
My a hooker on display.
"STOP!!...Hammertime."
Hmm decades in the past,
My you catch on fast.
Or maybe not.
Could suffer from brain rot.
The cat had to stop looking at such things. My, you humans are scary in your online dating wings. But the cat proved his point. It's not just men at the online dating joint. The same crap can come from a lass. It is oh so scary to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
"Loking to met new people"
Better keep loking too.
For met people are blue.
They already had to listen to you,
And the grammar that comes due.
"pretty(sexy)lexi4u"
You can rhyme,
Beats a mime.
But with no space,
Your brains are lost without a trace.;
"send me nudes"
You want them to draw, right?
I hear you may bite.
Not sure I can round any up,
But I know of a pup.
"boo"
Quite the headline.
You really scared the feline.
Actually you did,
With hair like a squid.
"Save a horse! Take a taxi?"
Animal rights is good,
Unless I misunderstood,
And you want the save.
Then things could be grave.
"why can't we not be sober"
We don't know,
We see liquor show,
We get drunk,
We smell like a skunk.
'hey I just met you...so call me maybe"
Easy pickings it seems.
Or just pipe dreams.
Bad choice of words,
I'll go eat some birds.
Damn it!
Rinse and spit.
"Remember that time I drew on yor cat?"
Pffft you did that,
I'd squash you flat.
A pringle can would come due,
Then I'd sorta draw on you.
"Bingo"
Was his name-o,
B I N G O
Wanting to be compared to a dog,
Why not put Wilber and go with a hog?
"erMahgerd"
Sounds like you are in pain?
Do you have some kind of sprain?
Maybe you are gonna be hit by a train?
Or all that pushing is making you strain?
"juss seeing whatsup"
Clearly not your lingo.
May as well shout Bingo.
Heard better speech from a mutt,
While he licked his butt.
"here for shits and gigs and to have fun"
I think they make imodium for that.
Take one at your mat.
And gigs you say?
My a hooker on display.
"STOP!!...Hammertime."
Hmm decades in the past,
My you catch on fast.
Or maybe not.
Could suffer from brain rot.
The cat had to stop looking at such things. My, you humans are scary in your online dating wings. But the cat proved his point. It's not just men at the online dating joint. The same crap can come from a lass. It is oh so scary to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 20, 2013
The Mattress May Not Be So Bad At Your Pad!
My how greedy the idiots upon high have gotten now. If the already weren't as fat as a cow being wheeled around on some golden throne, now they want to get a loan. Not from a bank or other place of the norm. They'd rather start up a whole other strat storm.
Money in the bank?
Think it is safe from all but a tank?
May want to rethink that,
And get yourself a secret doormat.
Throw it all under there,
And make none aware.
Safer place for it.
Especially if they extend this a bit,
To each and every shore.
I doubt it it will come to our door.
But I bet its an idea they will explore,
When they continue to be a greedy whore.
For in Europe the banks are crying,
So it is the average joes money they are spying.
That is right.
You work day and night,
Save up a nice balance in your account,
A liveable amount,
And put a bit of trust in the banker.
Who turns out to be nothing more than a bloody wanker.
They want a deposit seizure to take place.
Pretty much stealing home base.
I.E. taking a percentage of each and every citizens savings,
To keep up their greed ridden cravings.
And if it works,
For these greed ridden jerks.
Think of what could come up next for all,
Already taxed to death at each hall.
Now they want to create laws that rob your account,
Of a bail out amount.
A situation morons got themselves into in the first place.
With their greed ridden embrace.
Yet they want the average joe,
To pay for it with their saved flow.
Instead of cutting out crap like million dollar golf games,
They simply want to set ones bank account up in flames.
Now don't you just love banks?
That just makes you want to give them a big thanks.
I mean their measly 0.000005 percent interest,
Just makes them the best!
Yeah there are a lot of other factors to it, as Cyprus is tiny by a bit. And of course some people are said to hide their money there. But if it goes through, one better beware. For it will set the ball rolling and in your account the banks could come strolling. Doubt it will happen here but with the US owing China up the rear, you just never know what could show. I do know if it ever came to pass there isn't much to get from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Money in the bank?
Think it is safe from all but a tank?
May want to rethink that,
And get yourself a secret doormat.
Throw it all under there,
And make none aware.
Safer place for it.
Especially if they extend this a bit,
To each and every shore.
I doubt it it will come to our door.
But I bet its an idea they will explore,
When they continue to be a greedy whore.
For in Europe the banks are crying,
So it is the average joes money they are spying.
That is right.
You work day and night,
Save up a nice balance in your account,
A liveable amount,
And put a bit of trust in the banker.
Who turns out to be nothing more than a bloody wanker.
They want a deposit seizure to take place.
Pretty much stealing home base.
I.E. taking a percentage of each and every citizens savings,
To keep up their greed ridden cravings.
And if it works,
For these greed ridden jerks.
Think of what could come up next for all,
Already taxed to death at each hall.
Now they want to create laws that rob your account,
Of a bail out amount.
A situation morons got themselves into in the first place.
With their greed ridden embrace.
Yet they want the average joe,
To pay for it with their saved flow.
Instead of cutting out crap like million dollar golf games,
They simply want to set ones bank account up in flames.
Now don't you just love banks?
That just makes you want to give them a big thanks.
I mean their measly 0.000005 percent interest,
Just makes them the best!
Yeah there are a lot of other factors to it, as Cyprus is tiny by a bit. And of course some people are said to hide their money there. But if it goes through, one better beware. For it will set the ball rolling and in your account the banks could come strolling. Doubt it will happen here but with the US owing China up the rear, you just never know what could show. I do know if it ever came to pass there isn't much to get from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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