Not Just The Man Who Is Not A Grammar Fan!

So over at Robyn's place she always puts a smile on ones face with her dating headline woes. For many there sink to new lows. But then it is always about the men. So the cat thought he would get Pat to search around and do the women at his den.

"Loking to met new people"

Better keep loking too.
For met people are blue.
They already had to listen to you,
And the grammar that comes due.

"pretty(sexy)lexi4u"

You can rhyme,
Beats a mime.
But with no space,
Your brains are lost without a trace.;

"send me nudes"

You want them to draw, right?
I hear you may bite.
Not sure I can round any up,
But I know of a pup.

"boo"

Quite the headline.
You really scared the feline.
Actually you did,
With hair like a squid.

"Save a horse! Take a taxi?"

Animal rights is good,
Unless I misunderstood,
And you want the save.
Then things could be grave.

"why can't we not be sober"

We don't know,
We see liquor show,
We get drunk,
We smell like a skunk.

'hey I just met you...so call me maybe"

Easy pickings it seems.
Or just pipe dreams.
Bad choice of words,
I'll go eat some birds.
Damn it!
Rinse and spit.

"Remember that time I drew on yor cat?"

Pffft you did that,
I'd squash you flat.
A pringle can would come due,
Then I'd sorta draw on you.

"Bingo"

Was his name-o,
B I N G O
Wanting to be compared to a dog,
Why not put Wilber and go with a hog?

"erMahgerd"

Sounds like you are in pain?
Do you have some kind of sprain?
Maybe you are gonna be hit by a train?
Or all that pushing is making you strain?

"juss seeing whatsup"

Clearly not your lingo.
May as well shout Bingo.
Heard better speech from a mutt,
While he licked his butt.

"here for shits and gigs and to have fun"

I think they make imodium for that.
Take one at your mat.
And gigs you say?
My a hooker on display.

"STOP!!...Hammertime."

Hmm decades in the past,
My you catch on fast.
Or maybe not.
Could suffer from brain rot.

The cat had to stop looking at such things. My, you humans are scary in your online dating wings. But the cat proved his point. It's not just men at the online dating joint. The same crap can come from a lass. It is oh so scary to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.