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March 24, 2013

Top 10 You Probably Never Seen At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Films You've Probably Never Seen Movie List from my rhyming behind.

 
The title alone,Ought to make you hold the phone.Plus throw in monster truck races,And dogs that get funny faces.
Starring the Full House girl,Well worth a whirl.Classic little guy against big bad.Not all fun at the amusement park is had.

Night shift and a thief save the day?Or maybe they get blown away?Look a movie reference within another one.This one sure is fun.
May never have heard of this one,But should be given a run.As all the adults die,Oh me oh my.

Feck Texas is said,As bandits try and rip off their head.Enjoyed it way more than most,New things that hit my coast.

Still relevant today,As not much changes at the work bay.Still all about the dough,And how ones career can grow.
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Only allowed one kid.No more or the bad guys will flip their lid.And into jail you will go,Only a few years left before it takes place at your show.

Pretending to be in high school,An becoming oh so cool.Yeah why would you want to go back there?Maybe to get rid of facial hair?

Stuck on an island with no way out.That is where all the thieves pout.The ones who don't deserve it as well.Throw them all there, what the hell.

A romp through time,On Mickey's dime.Was really well done,Even Bond himself gave it a run.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

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Published on March 24, 2013 17:00

Top 10 You May Have Skipped At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 That You May Have Skipped Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Who wouldn't want such a power?The money could shower,As you gamble away.A bit cheesy but a fun display.

This one came out of the blue,Decided to give it a view.Even sung those were the days,Watching All in the Family pays.

That wouldn't be such a hard task,Then again depends on who you'd ask,To get rid of the dough.I'd go for it though.

Just because you are paranoid,And things you avoid,Does not mean Professor X isn't after you.Although you still may have a loose screw.

Great idea pulled off well.Would be freaky as hell,If it really happened to you.Oh what time travel can do.

A newer one,But quite fun,With time travel once more,Didn't mean for two in a row with that at my shore.

Could have skipped you by,But revenge is grand with a tiger eye.Getting those guys,Who run into a line proving they aren't wise.

Watching him get down the tower,Like a dead flower,Was quite grand,As he teaches the double d's in army land.

Have fun with life,Get rid of your crazy wife,Smoke some pot,Don't act like a robot.

Just had to give this a pass.Los Locos kick your ass,Los Locos kick your face,Los Locos kick your balls into outer space.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

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Published on March 24, 2013 16:00

Top 10 You Maybe Did Not See At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Of Ones You May Not Have Seen Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Lose your book,It won't get you off the hook.Yet you'll still get to watch the cubs,Just don't get on any video hubs.

An ending like no other,Copied by another.But one you may not see,As it is very tricky.

Going all cool,A politician that is a fool,And not afriad to show it.Maybe if more did so things would improve a bit.

Got a new heart,So he could keep pushing a cart.Going after that evil guy,Who may be right under his eye.

Didn't know what they needed,But things were seeded,That sure came due,As all tried for a screw.

Has to save his fish,Thinking all want to turn him into a tasty dish.But then they blame the Japanese.I guess jumping jacks do not please.

With each disguise,He builds up the lies.But can be oh so wise,As he gives his news cries.

Walk like a man,With angels as a fan.Stuck to you like glue,More than one or two.

If you want to shut ones yap,Take your car for a lap.Then ram them over and over again.Although you may need a new car at your den.

A story that is true,Money fell off a truck right in plain view.I'd take it and run too,But this guy had no clue.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 15:00

Top 10 Take Action At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Action Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Whatcha gonna do,When Big Momma comes after you?Drop a french fry in the car,And you may get turned to tar.

He lies,To the bad guys.At least he kills them fast,Even if they aren't last.

It's a small world after all,Sings some crazy as they fall.And that poor car,Didn't kick azz very far.

That librarian sure takes the cake,As in the sun she does bake.And with a guitar,The bad guys sure are left with a scar.

Covered in glass,They still can't make a pass.But the quarterback is toast.Is it time for a weenie roast?

Just fun is had,When egos are gone from every lad.They can still spit,Even if they are too old for this shit.

The town should have left him be,And pretended it was Mayberry.For with his big gun,He'll make them all run.

A crazy loon,Makes one sing his too old tune.Jumping from a roof though,Was sure the fun show.

Walking the sands,Taking out bad guy bands.In such a way,That they will surely not have a nice day.

He came back,Better than the last attack.From bad to good,Poor robot is just misunderstood.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

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Published on March 24, 2013 14:00

Top 10 Epic At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Epic Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Want to see Gibson hang,For his use of slang?Now you get your chance,After you watch his war dance.

Those canine cousins can dance,And really prance.They sure deserve a treat,As they have quite the beat.

Even if Crowe is a douche they say,Still quite the display.Just don't make him crabby,Instead of throwing a phone he may get stabby.

Cat and mouse,Is sure in the house.With a great cast,Always a blast.

A waving flag,And not going all What Women Want dressing in drag,Will allow all to rise up,And get rid of tea in their cup.

The criminals try and relax,Forgetting to pay their tax.Don't murder and mame,If you have no idea how to fill out an IRS claim.

Who knew a fake mailman could save all?To stop war answer the mail call.That is quite the way to be,Plus you have to go all to be or not to be.

The best of the Robin Hood bunch,Even if many complain Costner's accent is out to lunch.Which I can pretty much agree,But some days we are all lazy.

Escape from jail,Get rich so all hail.Nothing wrong with that,Unless of course you really are a criminal and escape jail's mat.

Have to get that one armed man.I wonder if he has a tan?Would that give his plastic arm away?What do you say?
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 13:00

Top 10 Sci Fi At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Sci-fi Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Those suckers are all around.On you worse than a butt sniffing hound.Plus they drool,But they sure think they are cool.

What can one say,That already hasn't been said at ones bay?Certaintly deserves a spot, At the top of any sci-fi lot.

He sure can run,Indy has such fun.Damn, I mean Solo.Wait, wrong again, you better put out a bolo.

I guess the bolo worked.Except in the wrong direction it jerked.Finding Solo and company,But surely a sight to see.

Before Spielberg went all remake,With that crap War of the Worlds take,He actually made good movies at his sea.Here the probers float over like a busy bee.

A take on society that was grand,As huge ass bugs covered the land.Those ones I would not want to meet,Because they would be some hard to eat.

A grand time,But was not as sublime,As the show.Where the legend surely did grow.

Bet this is one you missed?Like adding those to each list.Surprised me too.I never expected it to be such a great view.

Those damn dirty apes,Want to squash humans like grapes.Let's all rejoice.What? Is that the wrong choice?

Take the blue pill for a thrill.Or does it make you feel ill?I bet it was all in his head,Really he's stuck in some mental ward bed.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 12:00

Top 10 Series At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Series Movie List from my rhyming behind.


Going 88 mph all the way through,All three are well worth a view.The third is fun in the willd west,But it isn't the best.

This includes Batman and Batman Returns too.As all of them are lumped together at my zoo.But from start to finish was quite a ride,Although some go over board as they shout that with pride.

Ignoring number 4,And 5 too at my shore.But the other three,All should see.

Another story as one,With three movies spun.One should never scorn,Anyone with the last name Bourne.

The fourth is the biggest load of trash ever.But the first three are quite clever,Worth a viewing endeavor,So pull back the curtain lever.

From getting blown up on a the loo,To I'm too old for this shit coming due.Plus it is one two three than go,Or do you go on three at your show?


Spanning across a huge land,They were all grand.Even if the third had 50 endings or so,Wrapping up everything in a big bow.

Before that prequel crap,Making the name take a nose dive lap.Star Wars was grand,Maybe not when the Ewoks came across the land.

I bet here is one you never knew.But they are well worth a view.Very well done, especially for TV.The first was the best to me.

Ignoring 4's complete crap,One and two should be given a lap.Three if you have time to waste.But 4 will turn your brain to paste.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 11:00

Top 10 To Avoid At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Movies To Avoid List from my rhyming behind.


MY GOD!Go kiss a cod.This thing is abysimal in every way.Pluck your eyes out before even thinking of watching it at your bay.

Go listen to a dog bark.This will never hit the mark.Your mind will go dark,So much you'll think you're a dog at the dog park.

What can I say?Plastic nipples on display.Corny as can be,Avoid it at your sea.

Crap in every way.Snipes ego shines through on display.With that nose piece, triple h, snarling all the way through,Flush this one down the loo.

Wanted to like,But a boring hike.You will snore,And not want an encore.

Complete garbage in every way.Never insert it into your tray.Instead use it as a coaster,Better yet, shove it in a toaster.

Should have remianed silent too.For this is an awful view.You may even need to pop a pill,Just from this movie's great thrill.

A load of crap.Kids won't even clap.They'd rather do a chore,Proving it's a bore.

Nothing happens at all,Until the last call.You watch people drive a train.It will rot your brain.

Wow! The same name is above,Tried twice and still no love.Sucks just as bad.Anything named Unstoppable is just sad.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 04:00

Top 10 As The Guilty Come To My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Guilty Pleasure Movie List from my rhyming behind.

This one was well done,Action with some fun.Although with Chappelle's big yap,Might have been nice if it had gotten caught in a rat trap.

Turn this dvd on,And bare breasts dawn.What can be wrong with that?It even pleases the cat.

Not a bad series at all.Two was the best I recall.Different than Gremlins but another take,They will still drown you in a lake.
Many might not have heard of this one,But it's fun to give a run.Not on the scale of Home Alone,But you should throw it a bone.

This one sounds so dumb.But it actually is good and then some.Memorable characters too.The spiders you may find eww.

Not sure this makes the list,Of guilty pleasure not to be missed.As it is better than that,But I wanted to piss off the Gremlins at my mat.

Even if he acts like a small child,And that hair is wild.Not one you need to bury in the dirt.A watch won't hurt.

Love this one,Especially when he first pulls out the gun.He picked the wrong guy on the wrong day.What else can I say?

This one slipped under the radar too.But it is a fun view.Who would have thought,Ninjas surf a whole lot?

Over the top and grand,Can watch it with ease in my land.With some corny sayings along the way,Those aliens don't have a nice day.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 03:00

Top 10 Disney Animated At My Den!

The 24 Hour Rhyme Time Movie-athonA Post Every Hour Today At My Lawn
Are you exhausted yet? So fun to do by this pet. As one an hour keeps up all day. For Pat's birthday and because picking ten last Monday annoyed me we are having a movie day at my bay. If you are able to comment on every one, may get a little reward under my sun!

In no order at my border and the first that come to mind, it's a Top 10 Disney Animated Movie List from my rhyming behind.


A huge cat head of sand.Always being a litterbox may be grand.With a tiger too,And don't forget Abu.

See things eye to eye.After today at your sky.Although a guy called Powerline,Must be electric like a 7/11 sign.

Be our guest,And if you pass the test.You might get a rose,Or curl up your nose.

Starring a cat,How about that?Of course with tons of mutts.That cat has to be nuts.

You want to make a man out of me?Not going to happen, sorry.But I will eat the bug,Then take a drink from your mug.

The cat likes to watch the rat.He is rather fat.Might make a good meal.See what I did there as I wheel and deal?

Standing on a rock,Sure beats a shipping dock.Plus with a meerkat at play,How can you not have a nice day?

Under the sea,The crab sings with glee.You can't beat him,As he makes up tunes on a whim.

Get a Buzz on,As they graze your lawn.Just watch who you show that Woody too.The cops may be after you.

A rip off indeed.But still a great read.Oops I meant watch, silly me.Or rather beep beep is all you will get from thee.
Another one down, now now don't frown. Just wait an hour or less than that and a new list will come from the cat. Going for 24 posts in one day. Damn, even I may get all movied out at my bay. Can you keep up with each pass? Sure fun to watch by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 24, 2013 02:00

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