Pat Hatt's Blog, page 237
May 1, 2013
From My Behind A Random Kind!
Did you survive the A to Z? Are you all wore out at your sea? Pfft it was a nice break for me, as now I just have to go and make random posts at my sea. No letter to lead the way. Oh well, at least you'll never know what is coming to my bay. For from my mind can come things that are sure one of a kind.
Close Encounters of a Third Kind,
Can you kind of guess what's on my mind?
Do we have the same kind of thinking?
Are you kind of winking?
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Yeah, I kind of went there at my zoo.
It's Kind of a Funny Story,
Just ask Richard Kind in all his glory.
The Fourth Kind,
Can blow your mind.
Not in the kind of way,
That kindly lets you have a nice day.
For you may call a kind-ergarden cop.
He may kind of make you stop.
I hear there are kind bars.
Takes all kinds to drive cars.
Are you kind of on to me yet?
Are you kind of annoyed by the pet?
Should I make sense of some kind?
At least my kind doesn't blow your mind.
Meant that kind of literally too,
As some humans kind of have a loose screw.
But some are kind of fun.
The ones that kind of get things done.
It is a Kind of Magic,
Even though it's kinda tragic.
That Groovy Kind of Love,
Can kind of get you slapped with a glove.
But that is just man-kind,
Kind of out of their mind.
What kind of post is this?
Aren't you in some kind of bliss?
Kindly keep that to yourself,
We don't want your birds and the bees kind at my shelf.
It would scare my one of a kind behind.
Have to be Cruel to be Kind.
That is some kind of tension,
I guess some kindness I should mention.
But I am of the Difficult Kind.
Thank you kindly from my little rhyming behind.
Just click away to kinda show some love and join the linky on display.
So you can see above that you can show kindness some love. That is all you have to do. Is write a post about some kind act that happened to you. Plus get more and new views at your zoo. Not that hard to do. Unless you are a mean old coot, then you can just go smell a toot. Was that kind? Hope I am not kind of in a bind. I am sure it will pass for I am a kinda enjoyable little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Close Encounters of a Third Kind,
Can you kind of guess what's on my mind?
Do we have the same kind of thinking?
Are you kind of winking?
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Yeah, I kind of went there at my zoo.
It's Kind of a Funny Story,
Just ask Richard Kind in all his glory.
The Fourth Kind,
Can blow your mind.
Not in the kind of way,
That kindly lets you have a nice day.
For you may call a kind-ergarden cop.
He may kind of make you stop.
I hear there are kind bars.
Takes all kinds to drive cars.
Are you kind of on to me yet?
Are you kind of annoyed by the pet?
Should I make sense of some kind?
At least my kind doesn't blow your mind.
Meant that kind of literally too,
As some humans kind of have a loose screw.
But some are kind of fun.
The ones that kind of get things done.
It is a Kind of Magic,
Even though it's kinda tragic.
That Groovy Kind of Love,
Can kind of get you slapped with a glove.
But that is just man-kind,
Kind of out of their mind.
What kind of post is this?
Aren't you in some kind of bliss?
Kindly keep that to yourself,
We don't want your birds and the bees kind at my shelf.
It would scare my one of a kind behind.
Have to be Cruel to be Kind.
That is some kind of tension,
I guess some kindness I should mention.
But I am of the Difficult Kind.
Thank you kindly from my little rhyming behind.
Just click away to kinda show some love and join the linky on display.
So you can see above that you can show kindness some love. That is all you have to do. Is write a post about some kind act that happened to you. Plus get more and new views at your zoo. Not that hard to do. Unless you are a mean old coot, then you can just go smell a toot. Was that kind? Hope I am not kind of in a bind. I am sure it will pass for I am a kinda enjoyable little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 30, 2013
You May Cringe At My dVerse Zombie Binge!
So for the final post for the a to z coast, what else could I do but go all zombie at my zoo. This post may be a bit dVerse and many may even curse. For it features a return or two. One you all know is super eww.
Most zombies aren't a hero,They'd rather make you zero.As in eat you until you weigh nothing at all.But Zombie Man is the hero on call.
Like my little plug?I did it for you at my rug.So in your blogroll,None of the pics below would take a stroll.
Here we have zombie tongue.Maybe even a bit of lung.I bet she can lick like a dog.Must flap a ton if she goes for a jog.
Who wouldn't love zombie hair?Never have to get it cut again at your lair.Of course if it falls out."Hey baldy!" many may shout.
Zombie belly button.You sure are a glutton.For if they forget to zipper,You can tell if they went chipper.
Zombie teeth and ribs,Did I hear you shout dibs?Does sound like a yummy dish.But the cat would rather eat fish.
Zombie cheek,With a bit of face leak.Might make a fine ketchup mascot.I'm sure he'd sell a whole lot.
Zombie arm,Is cause for alarm.Who wants fish looking scales?Maybe zombie whales?
Zombie chow!They feast on you like a cow.Don't you want to join in?Could be a delightful din din.
And last but not least,Guaranteed to ruin any feast.It's the return of zombie feet!You'll thank me for not letting you chow down on that treat.
I hope you enjoyed the dVerse zombie show and now you are in the zombie know. Thankfully Zombie Man covers himself up and doesn't sip human from his cup. I bet you will forgo lunch. Your waist will thank me a bunch. Now I am done my zombie part class. So delightful to gross some people out with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Most zombies aren't a hero,They'd rather make you zero.As in eat you until you weigh nothing at all.But Zombie Man is the hero on call.
Like my little plug?I did it for you at my rug.So in your blogroll,None of the pics below would take a stroll.
Here we have zombie tongue.Maybe even a bit of lung.I bet she can lick like a dog.Must flap a ton if she goes for a jog.
Who wouldn't love zombie hair?Never have to get it cut again at your lair.Of course if it falls out."Hey baldy!" many may shout.
Zombie belly button.You sure are a glutton.For if they forget to zipper,You can tell if they went chipper.
Zombie teeth and ribs,Did I hear you shout dibs?Does sound like a yummy dish.But the cat would rather eat fish.
Zombie cheek,With a bit of face leak.Might make a fine ketchup mascot.I'm sure he'd sell a whole lot.
Zombie arm,Is cause for alarm.Who wants fish looking scales?Maybe zombie whales?
Zombie chow!They feast on you like a cow.Don't you want to join in?Could be a delightful din din.
And last but not least,Guaranteed to ruin any feast.It's the return of zombie feet!You'll thank me for not letting you chow down on that treat.
I hope you enjoyed the dVerse zombie show and now you are in the zombie know. Thankfully Zombie Man covers himself up and doesn't sip human from his cup. I bet you will forgo lunch. Your waist will thank me a bunch. Now I am done my zombie part class. So delightful to gross some people out with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 29, 2013
A Yex Of A Hex!
Did you think I would use Yonkers to drive you bonkers? The cat doesn't what to get lost there, I'm sure what I just did a few are aware. Anyway, I will yex for my Y. Actually only one of the things it implies is done by this guy. Err umm cat, but you knew that.
Have you yexed today?
I bet you have at you bay.
At least in one way,
I hope not in one of the meanings at play.
You yexed just there.
My what a nice breakfast you had at your lair.
What is that I smell?
I beat it went down swell.
Or maybe not,
You are yexing a lot.
You sound like a goose,
Or a dying moose.
Boy, I hate yexing like that.
Can hurt too as you jiggle some fat.
Could be hours before you are yexed out.
No matter if you swear and shout.
That yexing is finally done,
Such yexing is no fun.
Did you just yex on me?
I will yex back at thee.
But I have good aim.
I'll yex my germs on you all the same.
And yex right in your eye.
It will look like you are passing a cry.
When really you'll cry another way,
For the yex I sent into the fray.
But with that yex you'll yex some more.
Did you know you yex when you talk and snore?
Did you know you snore?
Thankfully we are passed that at my shore,
No need for any wild calls,
Gracing my halls.
Have you had it with the yexing yet?
The mind of a few went to the gutter I bet.
(Right here the power went out as I wrote,
I guess the hex of the yex got a vote.)
But you shall not stay,
Now in the gutter and play.
Unless you go all urban at your sea,
Then yex becomes kinky.
For the Middle English yexing I will spit,
Yexing I may hiccup a bit.
Yexing may also bring a belch to light,
Yex away into that dark night.
Now you should know what yexing is at you show. What, you are still confused? Well belch, spit and hiccup and you may feel less abused. For that is what yexing is class. Now you know a new word thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Have you yexed today?
I bet you have at you bay.
At least in one way,
I hope not in one of the meanings at play.
You yexed just there.
My what a nice breakfast you had at your lair.
What is that I smell?
I beat it went down swell.
Or maybe not,
You are yexing a lot.
You sound like a goose,
Or a dying moose.
Boy, I hate yexing like that.
Can hurt too as you jiggle some fat.
Could be hours before you are yexed out.
No matter if you swear and shout.
That yexing is finally done,
Such yexing is no fun.
Did you just yex on me?
I will yex back at thee.
But I have good aim.
I'll yex my germs on you all the same.
And yex right in your eye.
It will look like you are passing a cry.
When really you'll cry another way,
For the yex I sent into the fray.
But with that yex you'll yex some more.
Did you know you yex when you talk and snore?
Did you know you snore?
Thankfully we are passed that at my shore,
No need for any wild calls,
Gracing my halls.
Have you had it with the yexing yet?
The mind of a few went to the gutter I bet.
(Right here the power went out as I wrote,
I guess the hex of the yex got a vote.)
But you shall not stay,
Now in the gutter and play.
Unless you go all urban at your sea,
Then yex becomes kinky.
For the Middle English yexing I will spit,
Yexing I may hiccup a bit.
Yexing may also bring a belch to light,
Yex away into that dark night.
Now you should know what yexing is at you show. What, you are still confused? Well belch, spit and hiccup and you may feel less abused. For that is what yexing is class. Now you know a new word thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 28, 2013
Damn Blue Guy Can Surely Tell A Lie!
So dVerse wants the cat to go on a trip, pfft I don't give a tip. Yes, I am a mean cat. But they threw my litterbox gift back the last time I tipped at my mat. That was just rude of that waiter dude. Anyway, back to a trip. I figured instead I'd give the blue guy lip.
A trip that never was,
That got lots of buzz.
As the blue guy said,
Off the top of his spiky haired head,
To Bora Bora we all would go.
Whether friend or foe.
Even the cat could go with Pat.
No need for litter with that.
So all was in place,
With our Bora Bora race.
Then he lied,
Pretending he tried.
No nice golden sand,
Or little island band.
No water oh so blue,
That it looks brand new.
No nice beach,
With nice sights in reach.
Where you could wait for them to get drunk,
Not knowing until morning how low they sunk.
No shark fishing for the cat.
Do they even have that?
Could surely fill my belly,
Bet sharks aren't as smelly.
No getting waited on night and day.
I suppose you can get that at your own bay.
But if you want a looker,
May have to pay a hooker.
No water bungalow fun
For each and every one.
Where you could walk out,
And have a shower easily as you splash about.
Or would that be a bath?
Just don't go there or you'd suffer wrath.
I suppose the fish go though,
So you'd be swimming in their crap to and fro.
Don't you just like the images I give?
Should I live and let live?
Pffft to that,
It will never be let go of by the cat.
So there you go, just to let the blue guy know, the cat will never let it go here at his show. Maybe one day the cat will get payback though and give the blue guy a trip at his show. It will be all free and he could visit Greenland with glee. Finding out it isn't really green at all while the cat runs down his non Bora Bora like hall. Instead I have to roll in cold grass with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A trip that never was,
That got lots of buzz.
As the blue guy said,
Off the top of his spiky haired head,
To Bora Bora we all would go.
Whether friend or foe.
Even the cat could go with Pat.
No need for litter with that.
So all was in place,
With our Bora Bora race.
Then he lied,
Pretending he tried.
No nice golden sand,
Or little island band.
No water oh so blue,
That it looks brand new.
No nice beach,
With nice sights in reach.
Where you could wait for them to get drunk,
Not knowing until morning how low they sunk.
No shark fishing for the cat.
Do they even have that?
Could surely fill my belly,
Bet sharks aren't as smelly.
No getting waited on night and day.
I suppose you can get that at your own bay.
But if you want a looker,
May have to pay a hooker.
No water bungalow fun
For each and every one.
Where you could walk out,
And have a shower easily as you splash about.
Or would that be a bath?
Just don't go there or you'd suffer wrath.
I suppose the fish go though,
So you'd be swimming in their crap to and fro.
Don't you just like the images I give?
Should I live and let live?
Pffft to that,
It will never be let go of by the cat.
So there you go, just to let the blue guy know, the cat will never let it go here at his show. Maybe one day the cat will get payback though and give the blue guy a trip at his show. It will be all free and he could visit Greenland with glee. Finding out it isn't really green at all while the cat runs down his non Bora Bora like hall. Instead I have to roll in cold grass with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 27, 2013
I Guess Women Don't Count Or At Least X Amount!
The cat noticed the gender in the name as the idea for X came. I mean with the new X-men movie being done. For X I have to have an X-men run. I guess X-women is too long to use. So they gender abuse. Just had to point that out, now let's see how many I can recall and give a shout.
Wolverine is tops,
Being Canadian he shows up those RCMP cops.
Next comes Beast,
Who can give a quote feast.
Then Cyclops the boy scout.
Hunting Mr. Sinister, no doubt.
Trying to avoid an Apocalypse from coming due,
Along with Cable and his time traveling crew.
Bishop may join in,
Allowing them to Forge a win.
Or he may go Rogue on them all,
Watching Kitty phase through a wall.
That would be a Gambit,
As Colossus could have a fit.
Proving what a Juggernaut he can be.
Unlike Toad who is just creepy.
A Storm could surely arise,
From a Jubilee full of lies.
With the Pheonix giving cries,
Fighting Magneto may be more wise.
Or maybe hunting a Sabertooth,
While avoiding the Iceman booth.
Watching the sky for an Arch Angel too,
Unless a Nightcrawler is after you.
Then scream like a Banshee and run.
Psylocke may think you're fun.
That would be a Longshot.
Just blame Morph for the whole lot.
Mystique you could be as well.
Emma Frost may send you to hell.
Callisto could beat you with a stick.
Miss Marvel could hit you like a brick.
Quicksilver you will have to be,
Or a Deadpool may form around thee.
Leaving you Omega Red,
After the Silver Samuria chopped off your head.
But he is a Nimrod.
So just stare at Dazzler's bod.
Hopefully Multiple Man won't take offense.
Havok could ensue if he is dense.
Wasn't I Uncanny today?
Of course in an Evolution type way.
Looking at me like a mutant are you?
Maybe an Xavier brain wipe is due.
There we go, went all geek at my show. Pat made the cat do that. Many might know two at my mat. But it had to be done. Besides Xena is dead under her sun.Oops, was that a spoiler for you? Damn, the things I do at my zoo. This was X-men First Class from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Wolverine is tops,
Being Canadian he shows up those RCMP cops.
Next comes Beast,
Who can give a quote feast.
Then Cyclops the boy scout.
Hunting Mr. Sinister, no doubt.
Trying to avoid an Apocalypse from coming due,
Along with Cable and his time traveling crew.
Bishop may join in,
Allowing them to Forge a win.
Or he may go Rogue on them all,
Watching Kitty phase through a wall.
That would be a Gambit,
As Colossus could have a fit.
Proving what a Juggernaut he can be.
Unlike Toad who is just creepy.
A Storm could surely arise,
From a Jubilee full of lies.
With the Pheonix giving cries,
Fighting Magneto may be more wise.
Or maybe hunting a Sabertooth,
While avoiding the Iceman booth.
Watching the sky for an Arch Angel too,
Unless a Nightcrawler is after you.
Then scream like a Banshee and run.
Psylocke may think you're fun.
That would be a Longshot.
Just blame Morph for the whole lot.
Mystique you could be as well.
Emma Frost may send you to hell.
Callisto could beat you with a stick.
Miss Marvel could hit you like a brick.
Quicksilver you will have to be,
Or a Deadpool may form around thee.
Leaving you Omega Red,
After the Silver Samuria chopped off your head.
But he is a Nimrod.
So just stare at Dazzler's bod.
Hopefully Multiple Man won't take offense.
Havok could ensue if he is dense.
Wasn't I Uncanny today?
Of course in an Evolution type way.
Looking at me like a mutant are you?
Maybe an Xavier brain wipe is due.
There we go, went all geek at my show. Pat made the cat do that. Many might know two at my mat. But it had to be done. Besides Xena is dead under her sun.Oops, was that a spoiler for you? Damn, the things I do at my zoo. This was X-men First Class from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 26, 2013
Whoopdi Friggin Doo Does Something Brand New!
So for W the cat knew there was nothing he could do but take a break at his zoo. But Robbie Raisin will pick up the slack, as he goes once more on the Whoopdi Friggin Doo attack.
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Welcome to another edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo, I'm your host Robbie Raisin and Camera Joe is here too. But this isn't just any edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Oh no! For we are going to go to all of you. Whoopdi Friggin Doo does not want to hog all the glory. So we will do tons of W's, warning things may get gory.
Now Hank, what comes to mind when I mention the word, Wig? Don't be afriad to think big.
90% discount 'until stocks last'
Wow, Hank really knows where to shop for wigs. He must like getting wiggy with it on some rigs. And what about you Anne? Of Wiggle are you a fan?
a doohicky thing a magigy
I think Anne is a fan of something on a man. So Candida Journey does Wimp bring forth any festering thoughts of a past tourney?
she was calling a dog and said here clerky, clerky, clerky
I guess so. Out of the dog house we will go. So Brian what comes to mind when I mentuion Workout? There is no need to shout.
did you know i can pick my nose with my tongue, yeah its that long, must be kin to a cow...or gene simmons
Hmmmm maybe there is a need to shout. I mean you can pick boogers with your tongue and work your inner Gene Simmons out. Mary do you like the word Wart? Come now, don't be afriad to address the court.
They always say good things come in small packages.
I did not need to know you like warts down there. Damn, must be quite the affair. Keepin it Real what comes to mind when I mention Wheel?
Sounds to me like the customer wanted a vibrator
Well someone has her head in the gutter. But Gloria won't stutter. What comes to mind when I mention Wand? To infinity and beyond?
You love bury me sigh!"
Shhh don't give our secrets away on live TV. That was supposed to stay between you and me. Manzanita what comes to mind when I mention Wild? Anything about a child?
I have a coupon that ran last year
Wow, you really live on the wild side. Those out of date coupons can buy a real wild ride. Optimistic Existentialist is hard to say. What comes to mind when I say Way?
I know many people who are less desirable than critters
My what bad habits you share. Just keep it confined to your lair. Adam have you come up with something for Worm? No need to squirm.
Hey can you help me find that thing that does that stuff
Someone has been drinking the worm I'd say. Hope you had a very nice day. Grace are you ready? What comes to mind when I say Wick? Keep steady.
its hard to please a customer
Wow, now that is a can of worms too. I think that is enough out of you. That corgi, have you thought about Wade yet? Come now, don't fret.
ick with the cockroaches, that just doesn't seem fair
Why must we always talk about fetishes today? This is a pg rated show, okay. Brian the cat how about Wit, Wipe and Wire at your mat?
Dang, those were all interesting and I had not heard any of those!
Hmph, just full of infomation aren't you? Waffles what come to mind, well when we mention your name, if you'd be so kind.
clutch at straws and it can be infuriating
Look a new olympic sport. Straw clutching doesn't even need a court. Mail4Rosey what do you think when I say Whip? Feel free to do a flip.
I won't be blogging about hairbrushes or using the word A%# on my site
I said whip not a hairbrush or an A with signs. I should start charging fines. Al be a pal and say what Whip means unlike that Rosey gal.
MY nuts, by chance
are under my pants.
I never said you had to whip anything out. You officially have no Whoopdi Friggin Doo clout. Betsy do you know? With your crafts you must be able to give Whip a go.
I just want to buy the doo-hicky
At least you are honest I suppose. Watch the kick back to your nose. Theresa can you top Betsy at all, with a whip call?
This scenario happens almost daily. It's exhausting!
Wow that too is quite a share, must be plenty of bruises at your lair. Oui Oui with whip can you impress me?
was someone asking if sewing machine needles came in standard sizes
Ummm no! My this is sinking to a new low. Miss Caitlin, being a miss and all you must have some clue? Care to share your Whip thoughts with Whoopdi Friggin Doo?
HER hands flutter showing HER
Let me stop you right there, this isn't some playboy affair. Sigh no one can define whip. Lets see if DWei can give it a trip.
And this is why I've been doing more of my shopping online
Keep it hidden away, at least you are smart at your bay. M.J. Joachim you are my last hope, what is a whip like a rope?
Bet your thumb could cause a lot of damage too
Fetishes abound, guess I will ask Sophie the hound.
send the customer over the cliff
That sounds like a plan, better than any man. If they whip anything out, don't pout or shout, just toss them over a cliff. Then no more fetishes to whiff.
I know viewers our show was strange today. So many fetishes revealed as each had their say. But you never know what will come into your view with each new edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Now I bid adieu, as I think I need a bath after talking to this crew.
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Wow you scared Robbie Raisin away, great job I say. Although some things the cat didn't need to know. But hey, it was a fun Whoopdi Friggin Doo show. Have fun whipping in mass, just stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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Welcome to another edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo, I'm your host Robbie Raisin and Camera Joe is here too. But this isn't just any edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Oh no! For we are going to go to all of you. Whoopdi Friggin Doo does not want to hog all the glory. So we will do tons of W's, warning things may get gory.
Now Hank, what comes to mind when I mention the word, Wig? Don't be afriad to think big.
90% discount 'until stocks last'
Wow, Hank really knows where to shop for wigs. He must like getting wiggy with it on some rigs. And what about you Anne? Of Wiggle are you a fan?
a doohicky thing a magigy
I think Anne is a fan of something on a man. So Candida Journey does Wimp bring forth any festering thoughts of a past tourney?
she was calling a dog and said here clerky, clerky, clerky
I guess so. Out of the dog house we will go. So Brian what comes to mind when I mentuion Workout? There is no need to shout.
did you know i can pick my nose with my tongue, yeah its that long, must be kin to a cow...or gene simmons
Hmmmm maybe there is a need to shout. I mean you can pick boogers with your tongue and work your inner Gene Simmons out. Mary do you like the word Wart? Come now, don't be afriad to address the court.
They always say good things come in small packages.
I did not need to know you like warts down there. Damn, must be quite the affair. Keepin it Real what comes to mind when I mention Wheel?
Sounds to me like the customer wanted a vibrator
Well someone has her head in the gutter. But Gloria won't stutter. What comes to mind when I mention Wand? To infinity and beyond?
You love bury me sigh!"
Shhh don't give our secrets away on live TV. That was supposed to stay between you and me. Manzanita what comes to mind when I mention Wild? Anything about a child?
I have a coupon that ran last year
Wow, you really live on the wild side. Those out of date coupons can buy a real wild ride. Optimistic Existentialist is hard to say. What comes to mind when I say Way?
I know many people who are less desirable than critters
My what bad habits you share. Just keep it confined to your lair. Adam have you come up with something for Worm? No need to squirm.
Hey can you help me find that thing that does that stuff
Someone has been drinking the worm I'd say. Hope you had a very nice day. Grace are you ready? What comes to mind when I say Wick? Keep steady.
its hard to please a customer
Wow, now that is a can of worms too. I think that is enough out of you. That corgi, have you thought about Wade yet? Come now, don't fret.
ick with the cockroaches, that just doesn't seem fair
Why must we always talk about fetishes today? This is a pg rated show, okay. Brian the cat how about Wit, Wipe and Wire at your mat?
Dang, those were all interesting and I had not heard any of those!
Hmph, just full of infomation aren't you? Waffles what come to mind, well when we mention your name, if you'd be so kind.
clutch at straws and it can be infuriating
Look a new olympic sport. Straw clutching doesn't even need a court. Mail4Rosey what do you think when I say Whip? Feel free to do a flip.
I won't be blogging about hairbrushes or using the word A%# on my site
I said whip not a hairbrush or an A with signs. I should start charging fines. Al be a pal and say what Whip means unlike that Rosey gal.
MY nuts, by chance
are under my pants.
I never said you had to whip anything out. You officially have no Whoopdi Friggin Doo clout. Betsy do you know? With your crafts you must be able to give Whip a go.
I just want to buy the doo-hicky
At least you are honest I suppose. Watch the kick back to your nose. Theresa can you top Betsy at all, with a whip call?
This scenario happens almost daily. It's exhausting!
Wow that too is quite a share, must be plenty of bruises at your lair. Oui Oui with whip can you impress me?
was someone asking if sewing machine needles came in standard sizes
Ummm no! My this is sinking to a new low. Miss Caitlin, being a miss and all you must have some clue? Care to share your Whip thoughts with Whoopdi Friggin Doo?
HER hands flutter showing HER
Let me stop you right there, this isn't some playboy affair. Sigh no one can define whip. Lets see if DWei can give it a trip.
And this is why I've been doing more of my shopping online
Keep it hidden away, at least you are smart at your bay. M.J. Joachim you are my last hope, what is a whip like a rope?
Bet your thumb could cause a lot of damage too
Fetishes abound, guess I will ask Sophie the hound.
send the customer over the cliff
That sounds like a plan, better than any man. If they whip anything out, don't pout or shout, just toss them over a cliff. Then no more fetishes to whiff.
I know viewers our show was strange today. So many fetishes revealed as each had their say. But you never know what will come into your view with each new edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Now I bid adieu, as I think I need a bath after talking to this crew.
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Wow you scared Robbie Raisin away, great job I say. Although some things the cat didn't need to know. But hey, it was a fun Whoopdi Friggin Doo show. Have fun whipping in mass, just stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 25, 2013
A Little Violent Rant At My Plant!
So for V the cat could get all dirty and maybe a bit flirty. But that is just way to easy for the cat. So it is time for another rant at my mat. One that is as dumb as can be but is still believed and pushed by many of the so called higher ups in society.
Violence is all around.
Why is it found?
Wow, things are getting dire.
How do we put out this fire?
We need to secure a vote.
So lets have a study wrote,
Using baseless crap,
Knowing the silly masses will fall into our trap.
Forget World War 1 and 2.
Those are too far back to view.
Forget the dark ages.
Forget the burning of pages.
Even forget the cavemen clubbing one another.
Let's even forget the father and mother.
Yes, yes, yes.
We'll make an Oswald idol confess.
That will add validation to our claim.
Violence is all because of movies and the video game.
It's not because parents don't moniter their kids.
We can't say that as they'd flip their lids.
It's not because humans have NEVER be able to get along.
All throughout history singing the same old song.
It's not because a gun can be bought at a yard sale.
No no, it's because of the way Paperboy delivers the mail.
It's because a guy on wires with a fake gun,
Stomps around and blows things up a ton.
Its because Dirty Harry says it is cool,
To simply off some fool.
After all fiction and reality are so close.
I mean the world really has Mighty Mouse.
Didn't you see him save that plane?
He even stopped a runaway train.
Things are so blurry between the truth and fiction.
The dictionary should give it a new depiction.
Reality is what we say,
Everything else is fiction at your bay.
Listen to us,
We may ride the short bus,
But we will never steer you wrong,
We'll continue to blame movies and videogames singing the same old song.
Pfffft is all I can say to any of that crap as they continue to flap. Violent movies and games have only been around what? 50 years for movies and 25 for games at each hut? And how long have people been violent and killing? I rest my case, isn't it chilling? Society is just as violent as they ever were. Just better at hiding it and making the lines blur. Now I will end my ranting sass as V has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Violence is all around.
Why is it found?
Wow, things are getting dire.
How do we put out this fire?
We need to secure a vote.
So lets have a study wrote,
Using baseless crap,
Knowing the silly masses will fall into our trap.
Forget World War 1 and 2.
Those are too far back to view.
Forget the dark ages.
Forget the burning of pages.
Even forget the cavemen clubbing one another.
Let's even forget the father and mother.
Yes, yes, yes.
We'll make an Oswald idol confess.
That will add validation to our claim.
Violence is all because of movies and the video game.
It's not because parents don't moniter their kids.
We can't say that as they'd flip their lids.
It's not because humans have NEVER be able to get along.
All throughout history singing the same old song.
It's not because a gun can be bought at a yard sale.
No no, it's because of the way Paperboy delivers the mail.
It's because a guy on wires with a fake gun,
Stomps around and blows things up a ton.
Its because Dirty Harry says it is cool,
To simply off some fool.
After all fiction and reality are so close.
I mean the world really has Mighty Mouse.
Didn't you see him save that plane?
He even stopped a runaway train.
Things are so blurry between the truth and fiction.
The dictionary should give it a new depiction.
Reality is what we say,
Everything else is fiction at your bay.
Listen to us,
We may ride the short bus,
But we will never steer you wrong,
We'll continue to blame movies and videogames singing the same old song.
Pfffft is all I can say to any of that crap as they continue to flap. Violent movies and games have only been around what? 50 years for movies and 25 for games at each hut? And how long have people been violent and killing? I rest my case, isn't it chilling? Society is just as violent as they ever were. Just better at hiding it and making the lines blur. Now I will end my ranting sass as V has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 24, 2013
Time To Unite And Take Flight!
For U there were many things the cat could do. Like underwear with squeal marks in your view. I bet that would raise your neck hair. But mine too, so I avoided that at my lair. Instead we go all Union at my sea and it still is kinda scary.
I sit and pray toward the sky,But no matter how much I try,This tingly feeling will not pass.I still have a hand up my ass.
I scream and continue to fight.But the sucker gets all the more tight.No matter how much I sass.I still have a hand up my ass.
I get the blame for each outrageous claim.People all around make fun of my name.I'm mocked by every social class.All thanks to a head hand up my ass.
People around me get dubbed Sir.The line between us continues to blur.If not for your ring of brass,And that hand you have up my ass.
I search for pure bliss.Almost securing a kiss.That is until the sweet lass.Notices a hand up my ass.
Why can't I be set free?Why do you put pressure in me?Certain places you should never trespass.Like sticking a hand up my ass.
I can't even dress myself.Plus I'm as tall as an elf.I'm wood seeking some lawn grass.Do I really need a hand up my ass?
Don't even think about it!I don't want to swap your spit.My eyes may be made of glass.But I know you want more than a hand up my ass.
Oh my life without that hand.Would be ever so grand.I could swim with bass,But no, you have a hand up my ass.
Some have it so good.They may have no wood.But aren't fighting a tingly feeling that won't pass.Like me, forever, with a hand up my ass.
That is sure a union I would not like. But one would soon take a hike. For they would not like what they found. The cat can scare away a butt sniffing hound. So what else can I say class? I'm just happy I don't have such a mass up my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I sit and pray toward the sky,But no matter how much I try,This tingly feeling will not pass.I still have a hand up my ass.
I scream and continue to fight.But the sucker gets all the more tight.No matter how much I sass.I still have a hand up my ass.
I get the blame for each outrageous claim.People all around make fun of my name.I'm mocked by every social class.All thanks to a head hand up my ass.
People around me get dubbed Sir.The line between us continues to blur.If not for your ring of brass,And that hand you have up my ass.
I search for pure bliss.Almost securing a kiss.That is until the sweet lass.Notices a hand up my ass.
Why can't I be set free?Why do you put pressure in me?Certain places you should never trespass.Like sticking a hand up my ass.
I can't even dress myself.Plus I'm as tall as an elf.I'm wood seeking some lawn grass.Do I really need a hand up my ass?
Don't even think about it!I don't want to swap your spit.My eyes may be made of glass.But I know you want more than a hand up my ass.
Oh my life without that hand.Would be ever so grand.I could swim with bass,But no, you have a hand up my ass.
Some have it so good.They may have no wood.But aren't fighting a tingly feeling that won't pass.Like me, forever, with a hand up my ass.
That is sure a union I would not like. But one would soon take a hike. For they would not like what they found. The cat can scare away a butt sniffing hound. So what else can I say class? I'm just happy I don't have such a mass up my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 23, 2013
A dVerse Hero Tries To Prove He Isn't A Zero!
Seems only fitting for dVerse to bring on the cat's curse. That would be for T too, as he always comes back to my zoo. Guessed who it is yet? Probably pretty easy if you follow this pet. For Tarsier Man is back and on the so called saving attack. But why stop there? Let's go all out today at my lair.
Each month at my sea,
You have seen something new from me.
Or rather Pat,
As he puts his name on the hard work of the cat.
Each month we add a book,
To our little nook.
And with Drazin in one,
The bottom of the barrel seemed fun.
So what may delight some,
As Brian has given such a hum,
That Tarsier Man should be on display.
It now sadly comes to pass at my bay.
Not only does this eye popping loon,
Who's nothing but an overgrown baboon,
Get a theme song as well,
But now he has books at my cell.
Notice the plural there?
For it isn't a typical day at my lair.
Not one, not even two.
No, this nut gets three releases at my zoo.
Tarsier Man's fame is on the rise,
Even with his stupid disguise.
Who cares what a monkey looks like anyway?
But yeah, nice of him to cover up his bug eyed display.
Now without further adieu,
Here are three new books at my zoo.
One even has versions of Cassie and I,
Fighting some blubber lip mime guy.
Scary nipples of the dark knight?A blubber lip mime in sight?And a guy with his undies in a bunch?Boy, this loon is really out to lunch.
Click HereFor fear.
A rump on display?A jingle man has a bad day?Tarsier Man pulling a Lethal Weapon 2?This nut surely belongs in a zoo.
Click HereFor more fear.
A dead toad?Mail by the load?A psycho mailman?How can any be a fan?
Click HereFor even more fear.
Oh and did I mention since it is a dVerse day, I'll be nice and the first one is FREE at my bay. Yeah, all because of dVerse, not because the nut needs all the help he can get and makes me curse. Be nice too and leave a review!
Now was that not a big day for the loon at my bay? And Pat even has more coming to add to Tarsier Man's theme song humming. The cat is never getting rid of him and I thought Drazin stopping by was grim. This is too much for the cat. I'll go bite Pat. Tarsier Man and Zombie Man are two new added to the superhero class. Who knows what will come next from my super little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Each month at my sea,
You have seen something new from me.
Or rather Pat,
As he puts his name on the hard work of the cat.
Each month we add a book,
To our little nook.
And with Drazin in one,
The bottom of the barrel seemed fun.
So what may delight some,
As Brian has given such a hum,
That Tarsier Man should be on display.
It now sadly comes to pass at my bay.
Not only does this eye popping loon,
Who's nothing but an overgrown baboon,
Get a theme song as well,
But now he has books at my cell.
Notice the plural there?
For it isn't a typical day at my lair.
Not one, not even two.
No, this nut gets three releases at my zoo.
Tarsier Man's fame is on the rise,
Even with his stupid disguise.
Who cares what a monkey looks like anyway?
But yeah, nice of him to cover up his bug eyed display.
Now without further adieu,
Here are three new books at my zoo.
One even has versions of Cassie and I,
Fighting some blubber lip mime guy.
Scary nipples of the dark knight?A blubber lip mime in sight?And a guy with his undies in a bunch?Boy, this loon is really out to lunch.
Click HereFor fear.
A rump on display?A jingle man has a bad day?Tarsier Man pulling a Lethal Weapon 2?This nut surely belongs in a zoo.
Click HereFor more fear.
A dead toad?Mail by the load?A psycho mailman?How can any be a fan?
Click HereFor even more fear.
Oh and did I mention since it is a dVerse day, I'll be nice and the first one is FREE at my bay. Yeah, all because of dVerse, not because the nut needs all the help he can get and makes me curse. Be nice too and leave a review!
Now was that not a big day for the loon at my bay? And Pat even has more coming to add to Tarsier Man's theme song humming. The cat is never getting rid of him and I thought Drazin stopping by was grim. This is too much for the cat. I'll go bite Pat. Tarsier Man and Zombie Man are two new added to the superhero class. Who knows what will come next from my super little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 22, 2013
Today We Delve Into Round Twelve!
For S there is nothing else I could do than to bring the crazies once more to you. It works so well, especially with this round of search engine crazies who found my cell. For S is certainly at play. Just look at what this nut said many a different way.
"carrot in snowman butt
picture of real snowman mooning
mooning in the snow
snowman butt crack
snowman ass
snowman ass crack
snow man mooning
snow man butt
snowman butt
snowman showing his butt crack
how to make a snowman mooning
snowman with ass
pictures of snowman mooning
snowman+ass
snowman mooning
mooning snowman
mooning snowman pictures"
Someone seriously has an issue that needs more than a umm tissue. Snowman Cracks R Us will certainly let this or these nuts board the bus.
"a lot and lots of rats"
Someone really liked the R post, wanting lots of rats to come to their coast.
"pictures of peoples teeth that such they thubs"
Umm what? Can anyone figure out this nut? Suck thumbs? Hate it when people type out their bums.
"avoiding addiction when its in your dna"
Pffft just an excuse, maybe my dna let's me rhyme out my caboose?
"barney hotdog pillow images"
Do we even want to know? A purple dinosaur and a hot dog don't go together at any show.
"escaping globland"
There is no escape once you dawn the globland cape.
"why does johnny five poop in your shoe"
Clearly he does not like you. But I never knew a robot could poo.
"do not lie"
Why is that? It is so fun for the cat. But why would you type that in Google? Must have lied and gave you something to oogle.
"man's eye pops out"
That would be a sight and probably a fright.
"scariest picture ever nicolas cage"
While I agree he is scary indeed. Sure honey boo boo tops him on any feed.
"two grandmas kissing"
Hmmmm well better than the snow man guy's fetish I suppose. Still curls my toes.
"golly gee i'm a lucky boy"
I guess he found two grandmas kissing and figured out what he was missing.
"will you be my valentine cat"
A little late, but no! Hate that day at my show.
"animal booby"
Fetish seems to be the word of the day with these crazies on display.
"pick nose wallpaper"
Blah to that. I hope you don't pick and flick as that is eww to the cat.
And the winner this time did not have the funniest search engine chime. But he made me go look so deserves the win at my nook!
"stupid things truckdrivers do"
I mean doesn't that sum it up? I wonder which one first suffered a hiccup and then clogged the road? Maybe they tried to go into flying mode? After all the future is supposed to be here and flying cars were supposed to be near. Or they just failed drivers ed class and so ends another search engine chime to the nuts that visit my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
"carrot in snowman butt
picture of real snowman mooning
mooning in the snow
snowman butt crack
snowman ass
snowman ass crack
snow man mooning
snow man butt
snowman butt
snowman showing his butt crack
how to make a snowman mooning
snowman with ass
pictures of snowman mooning
snowman+ass
snowman mooning
mooning snowman
mooning snowman pictures"
Someone seriously has an issue that needs more than a umm tissue. Snowman Cracks R Us will certainly let this or these nuts board the bus.
"a lot and lots of rats"
Someone really liked the R post, wanting lots of rats to come to their coast.
"pictures of peoples teeth that such they thubs"
Umm what? Can anyone figure out this nut? Suck thumbs? Hate it when people type out their bums.
"avoiding addiction when its in your dna"
Pffft just an excuse, maybe my dna let's me rhyme out my caboose?
"barney hotdog pillow images"
Do we even want to know? A purple dinosaur and a hot dog don't go together at any show.
"escaping globland"
There is no escape once you dawn the globland cape.
"why does johnny five poop in your shoe"
Clearly he does not like you. But I never knew a robot could poo.
"do not lie"
Why is that? It is so fun for the cat. But why would you type that in Google? Must have lied and gave you something to oogle.
"man's eye pops out"
That would be a sight and probably a fright.
"scariest picture ever nicolas cage"
While I agree he is scary indeed. Sure honey boo boo tops him on any feed.
"two grandmas kissing"
Hmmmm well better than the snow man guy's fetish I suppose. Still curls my toes.
"golly gee i'm a lucky boy"
I guess he found two grandmas kissing and figured out what he was missing.
"will you be my valentine cat"
A little late, but no! Hate that day at my show.
"animal booby"
Fetish seems to be the word of the day with these crazies on display.
"pick nose wallpaper"
Blah to that. I hope you don't pick and flick as that is eww to the cat.
And the winner this time did not have the funniest search engine chime. But he made me go look so deserves the win at my nook!
"stupid things truckdrivers do"
I mean doesn't that sum it up? I wonder which one first suffered a hiccup and then clogged the road? Maybe they tried to go into flying mode? After all the future is supposed to be here and flying cars were supposed to be near. Or they just failed drivers ed class and so ends another search engine chime to the nuts that visit my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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