Pat Hatt's Blog, page 107

The More Of That Where You're At!

Human nature is nuts. I think I'd rather take mutts. Yep, that is easier to me. At least all they do is eat poop for glee. Humans like to shovel it out as they follow a stream like trout.

I want more.
A new encore.
It can't end.
Not that trend.

He died on screen.
That is so serene.
But bring him back.
Yep, another whack.

Nothing every changes.
There is no rearranges.
Whoops, the show/book/whatever changed up.
No, no, no, we can't have that hiccup.

Oh, it changed a bunch.
That is right out to lunch.
That is just sooo bad.
Nothing new should be had.

I want something new.
Something new to view.
But not too new.
Meaning really the same should come due.

I want a sequel to that.
It ended perfectly and not flat.
But I want a sequel still.
Come on and take my bill.

Wow, that sequel really sucks.
Rather go feed the ducks.
Who even asked for that?
It was like watching floating scat.

Why did it have to end?
I want it to be a growing trend.
Bring it back some day.
Come and take my pay.

It is coming back.
Aren't there any new ideas at their shack?
Why are they bringing old things back?
This is just so off track.

I want more.
Give me an encore.
Who asked for more?
That was such a bore.

Boy, now the cat is confused. At least I can be amused. Back and forth you go and it is usually the same people saying the exact opposite of what they said at their show. Whiners in every way. Don't want new, more, old, this, that, whatever on display. Yet they really really do. Flush them all down the loo. Do you want more and then not more to come to pass? Don't go all flip flop on my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

The I Will Climbs A Hill!

The I will sure gets thrown around a lot. You humans have to be incorrectly taught. I will should mean that you will do something. Is that a familiar ring? Unless you are willing stuff when dead. But that isn't what is said.

I will.
I won't.
Like a mill,
Do and don't.

In comes the I.
Out goes the will.
Whoops, I's not spry.
Will fits no bill.

Get it yet?
You will.
That's a bet.
Might end up nil.

I will, insert threat.
Nadda comes due.
You can sit and fret.
Still no threat to you.

I will, insert task.
Roll your eyes a bit.
Again you ask.
They didn't do shit.

I will, insert goal.
Nothing takes hold.
The goal is coal.
My, will gets cold.

The cold shoulder?
Is that a thing?
I'll let that smolder.
Will you give that a ring?

I will, insert kiss ass remark.
When away, yeah right.
Less bite, all pucker up bark.
Like a butt sniffer in the night.

I will, insert the repeat.
Let's say it twice or more.
The repeat is neat.
Still no will on the encore.

I will.
I won't.
Just chill.
Do is don't.

Are you an I will? Do you I will then don't for a thrill? Has the meaning gone to pot? Three questions sure is a lot. The cat will ask more next time. I will do it in rhyme. That you can be sure with each pass. I will always be a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Some More For Your Shore!

With Halloween upon us you may need someone to create your puss. You know, if you are a monster or something. Don't go getting nasty at your blog wing. So here you are, some dates for your sand bar.

I will let you know what I want when I find it.
Maybe the lost and found box is a hit?
Ant meet boot real power
Wow, with that logic ants will cower.

Open minded and open to new experiences and open to you
I think the first summed up the open part coming due.
I love reading, but i hardly do it. I love traveling, but I hardly do it.
I sense a pattern here more than a bit.

Currently not meeting, chat only
A pen pal for the lonely.
Honesty 100% mind games
One way to ignite some flames.

Love hunter 4 wheelers, playing around...
I guess around you a 4 wheeler shouldn't be found.
Girl in a country song
So you and a dog went so along?

I'm not looking to change my situation any just a lil fun
Umm that still means change will be done.
having fun in whatever way I can weather that being out at a bar
So is the weather good for plane, train or car?

I'm just looking for some good friends and maybe go from there I work everyday and I just looking for something to do on my time off if you want to no more ask
I just need to go grab a flask.
I think brain cells depleted.
Such a sentence my mind has now deleted.

Looking for my big spoon
Is it with the dish in some cartoon?
No dogs....must love dogs though
Mixed signals sure may flow.

Holds more baggage than the airport.
You may win at some kind of spare sport.
420 on the beach with me
Sorry, that is still illegal you see.

Seeking genuine fellas to make me smile
Plural? My, do they line up in single file?
I've been known to flash people.
From the ground or high upon a steeple?

And now you have some dates to help you scare. Of course they could also scare you at your lair. That is the point of Halloween though, right? Ready to scare yourself and others that night? Get one before some other guy snatches them up. You may have to settle for a pup. Then you could be better off with the canine class. Some of those are also scary to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Boo With A Hoo?

Here we are once more.Once more with what?Can't you see through the door?My, you are in a rut.
A rut in a hut.That has to suck.A hut in a rut,Would be more what the fluck.
A breaking hut?A hut with no butt?Can a butt be on a hut?Now I'm in a rut.
If you were a hut.Stole that from the blue guy.Borrowed it to pass the cut.Stole is one big lie.
Right! The boo.With a little hoo.That is what came due,When I thought this for you.
Would that be thought for me?It is my blog after all.Or thought maybe for we?Don't think, trip and fall.
That would hurt.Hurt real bad.Blood may spurt.Boo hoo would be had.

A boo hoo deserved.One that may come with fluck.Like if you hit something curved,Whelmed would pass the buck.

But if insecure goes boo.Wowweee, that hurt.You add the hoo, And let it flirt.

No blood comes out.Not even a little scrape.Boo hoo has no clout,So cut through its insecure tape.
There you are, the cat helped all near and far. If you fall and smash your face, boo hoo at any old pace, but if you get insecure and go boo hoo, well that is all on you. Can just let it go and no scar will show. Of course if you are a klutz and fall over each day than that may be on you too at your bay. But let's pretend that doesn't come to pass for then I sound like a more wise little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.

What A View Charged To You!

The cat has no good view, just a parking lot at our zoo. Two buildings as well. Most would consider that not swell. But there is still a view. A view to view and review. Can that be true? Here is a clue.

What a view.
Charged to you.
A view of the shore.
$1000 more.

No view there.
Renter beware.
$1000 less.
Brick wall I guess?

A lake view.
$1000 more to you.
What? It's a cow pond?
Pffft just look a little beyond.

A mountain view.
Maybe there's two.
So $2000 more.
Double the encore.

What? You want to buy?
No problem, guy.
Come and step right up.
Fill my tin cup.

A view of the river.
You won't shiver.
Maybe at the price.
$100,000 more doesn't entice?

Who cares about flooding.
You can go umm mudding.
Yeah, that is right.
Isn't that a pretty sight?

A view of a mountain top.
That sure isn't a flop.
$200,000 more we're asking.
What? Nothing we are masking.

An avalanche you say?
Pffft not gonna happen, okay?
Don't worry about any of that.
The view is truly where it is at.

There is no view there.
No view to spare.
It's just a road, parking lot or brick wall.
You can't view that at all.

Hmm do people go blind with a parking lot in view? I can say that really isn't true. I guess it just isn't a $200,000 extra view. Pffft screw that at our zoo. Are you all about the view? Willing to spend the $200,000 or whatever more for it to come due? I think on that we will take a pass unless I were to become a rich little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Round Up Or Down Of Blog Town!

Can you round down? Can you even give rounding up the crown? Hey, stats people round every day. Like the 2.5 kids you have at your bay. Did you split kids in two? Maybe twins that came due? Beats the heck out of me. So on with it at my sea. On with what? Blogger news day at my hut.


The best of his bunch,Can now be read over lunch.Or at least listened too,For audio has come due.

 Made me trudge away,To that Facebook bay.But Deb gets the win,Taking Facebook for a spin.

 Now on ARE.From Susan's sand bar.Go for some looks.Oh and ARE = All Romance Ebooks.

 Fun tales galore,From Robyn's shore.Dating nuts everywhere.She finds plenty to spare.
 
Look at that.Nice to the OCD of the cat.Song Sparrow Treasures it is,Betsy's Etsy shop biz.
 
The newest to come due,From Sandra's zoo.Was just on sale too.The cat's a little slow getting this in view.

Beverly's is now in print.Can get that glossy tint.Have it in your hand.Isn't that grand?

Snowcatcher had her first signing.Hopefully a lot was aligning,And many came out,As she was out and about.
 
Sherry has one for free.Just click to see.Use coupon code WJ95M for it.Will work for a bit.

Chrys has a blogfest coming due.Can work the imagination at your zoo. Simply think what you'd do,If an evil mobster were you.
And there is a blogland round up or down. We won't get back into that at our town. Did you know it all? Been meaning to do it a while at my hall. But ten things needed to show. Have to do that for my OCD you know. Did you know all of this from the blogland mass? What? Once in a while I can be a nice little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Little Smart From A Fart?

Hey, gas can work too. Not what I was getting at though at my zoo. Don't let the title fool. There are plenty of those out there already who drool. Not talking about a mutt. They may like gas from a butt. On with it at my sea. It's a pretend to be smart spree.

Look at me.
I'm not dumb.
I have a big word spree.
Listen up chum.

I like sapiophiles best.
Don't look at me like that.
It proves you are like the rest,
Not getting it where you are at.

It doesn't hurt at all,
If they have callipygian too.
It shouldn't be too small.
Got you thinking at my zoo?

Too ebullient is a turn off though.
Could make the cat run.
So keep the ebullient show.
But still good to have fun.

I'll let you be as magnanimous.
Why do I want that?
I'm fine being pusillanimous.
It keeps me an alive cat.

I'm at the ready.
I'm perspicacious is all.
I can spit these out steady.
I'm so smart at my hall.

Although I don't want to nidificate.
That would be little fun.
It would be a bad fate.
The ebullient one may run.

If you get it in your head,
You know like a bug crawled in your ear,
To go all perfidiousness before bed,
You'll get my rhyming rear.

I know what they all mean.
I am simply just the best.
Don't shake your head at my screen.
My gasconading passes any test.

This has gone on long.
Maybe I'm boring you?
Did I come on too strong?
I'm just a sesquipedalian at my zoo.

Don't you love people who hear a big word and then use it and sound absurd? They try and act smart and add some big word art. Really they are all hot air, like a fart, and would be better off sucking on a pop tart. Do you try to fit big words in to up your smart class? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Is Spooky Just Kooky?

It is that month once more, you know, the one where the Halloween Nazi starts to roar. Whoops, was I supposed to reveal that? Bah, she can't get a hold of the cat.

The scary is back.
Back on the attack.
Back you say?
Really? Okay.

The grave yard is back.
Yep, was gone to a new shack.
The ghosts are back too.
The other 11 months they went shoo.

Back with a boo.
Maybe October they use a ghostly loo?
Some could just be constipated,
Booing as they are going and elated?

Hey, it is a theory.
See? No need for eerie.
Right! Back to it.
A spooky fit.

So much more spooky.
October they are kooky.
The Addams Family theme?
Maybe that is some remake dream.

Now that would be scary.
Not like that It who's hairy.
More like mundane Hollywood nuts.
They already talk out their butts.

Spooky is the way.
It is even more so on the final day.
Yep, kids pretend and run about.
They may even shout.

Wait! Didn't I see that at the grocery store?
Wow, maybe they got better with an encore?
Yeah, they are so much more spooky now.
Those germs just jump off them some how.

To hell with the rest.
October passes some test.
A fake test maybe.
But the spooky is here for thee.

Yep, so much more scary now.
Look! A ghost, go have a cow.
Spooky that would be to see.
Maybe it would be more nasty a spree.

Think things are more scary this month do you? Pffft at my zoo. Just a day/month designated by humans to cash in. No more than any other month will scary stuff take a spin. If there is even scary stuff. Seeing a snot nosed rug rat flicking boogers may be tough. But they do that all year around. At least free candy can be found. Sugar up the rug rat class, just keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Birds In Bushes Spying On Tushes?

So they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Hmmm on that saying today I will shush. Not quite as dumb as kill two birds with one stone. That one too I'll leave alone. For let's make a deal. Come and spin the wheel.

Searching for a job?
Searching for a car?
Maybe a house to rob?
The later you may not get far.

Do you pick and choose?
Do you just say yes?
What have you to lose?
Like some weird game of chess.

Need that job to live,
But it may surely suck.
No one is going to give,
So you can't pass the buck.

Need that car to drive.
Or you could take the bus.
So you can still survive,
Even if the bus makes you fuss.

A house to rob?
We wouldn't recommend.
For you may get a celly named Bob,
And he may force you to umm bend.

Do you take the first one?
Do you search around?
More lucrative may be spun,
But can you afford for it to be found?

The offer looks great.
But a better one may come.
Seconding guessing is a trait,
That could leave you numb.

Like cold on the street.
A street with no heat.
That wouldn't be neat.
So do you hit delete?

Hindsight is 20/20?
That much is true.
Present can screw you plenty,
But the past is there in view.

A take it and run?
A take it and grouch?
A wait for something more fun?
Or do you just sit on the couch?

The cat got the questions rolling today. Sometimes you just have to take what comes your way. There may be a better deal, job, house to rob or umm buy later on but can you afford to wait for that greener lawn? Will it ever even come? Could make you end up numb. But maybe you'll find some green grass. You just may have to sleep on it's green mass. That would not be fun to come to pass. Although I don't mind eating it with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

This Is Mine Tries To Align!

There is a lot of that here and there. It is mine at every lair. Now maybe if you are a cat you can work with that. Otherwise you may be shit out of luck. On luck though we pass that fake buck. Back to it though with a this is mine show.

This is mine.
All of it.
Don't be a feline.
Humans can't do that shit.

Deluded some?
Beats little old me.
A deluded bum,
Would suck for thee.

This is my land.
Yep, it's all mine.
I don't pay taxes by the grand,
But I have a property line.

This is my air.
Go get your own.
Don't breathe it at my lair.
I won't throw a dog a bone.

This is my car.
I own it, every bit.
It can drive me far.
I don't pay that insurance and DMV shit.

That is my thought.
I thought it first.
You stole the whole lot.
I hope you burst.

That is my ocean.
I bought the beach.
I own every motion.
Stay out of its reach.

That is my beach too.
Get off the sand.
No stepping on my giant loo.
Footprints just aren't grand.

This is my moon plot.
I bought it last night.
It will give you eye rot,
If you catch it in your sight.

This is my final line.
I'd like to see you steal that.
It is all mine.
Now go be a dingbat.

Wow, you humans really like to lay claim. Some of those things are rather lame. Did you ever claim the air? You may not want to tell my lair. Don't pay your property taxes and see how long you own that land. The government will sure make a stand. Unless Google gets a bad case of gas this is the blog of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.