Pat Hatt's Blog, page 106
October 18, 2016
Hiding Away From The Light Of Day!
The cat does play hide with no seek. Pat has to search to find us sometimes at our creek. Even though he should know we are there. Do you think if he says my name I care?
Hiding away.
That we do.
But more on display,
Than out of view?
Hiding are you?
Not hiding from me.
For even with no view,
You are reading at my sea.
Hide from the wife.
Hide from the sun.
Hiding from life,
May not be fun.
Hiding from embarrassing acts.
Hiding from change.
Is such hiding facts?
May need to rearrange.
Hide behind others.
Hide behind signs.
Whether brothers, sisters or mothers,
Hiding in hope that everything aligns.
Hiding out of fear?
Hiding from a feeling?
Hiding may not be clear,
With each daily dealing.
Haven't seen hide nor hair of hiding?
That may be a lie.
But along we will go gliding,
As you continue your hiding try.
Hiding from the dark?
That may be hard to do.
Hiding won't leave a mark.
That may also be untrue.
Maybe you aren't into it yet.
Hiding could be on deck.
Going into hiding may be a bet,
If life becomes a wreck.
Are you a hider?
Maybe you're just hidden.
Did your knowledge grow wider?
Maybe some hiding was ridden.
Geez, the cat didn't know so much could come from him hiding away. Maybe in sight I should stay. I wouldn't want you humans to blame me for your this and that hiding spree. Out of hiding are you? Still hidden from view? I'll go find a hidden Cass. She sure can hide from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Hiding away.
That we do.
But more on display,
Than out of view?
Hiding are you?
Not hiding from me.
For even with no view,
You are reading at my sea.
Hide from the wife.
Hide from the sun.
Hiding from life,
May not be fun.
Hiding from embarrassing acts.
Hiding from change.
Is such hiding facts?
May need to rearrange.
Hide behind others.
Hide behind signs.
Whether brothers, sisters or mothers,
Hiding in hope that everything aligns.
Hiding out of fear?
Hiding from a feeling?
Hiding may not be clear,
With each daily dealing.
Haven't seen hide nor hair of hiding?
That may be a lie.
But along we will go gliding,
As you continue your hiding try.
Hiding from the dark?
That may be hard to do.
Hiding won't leave a mark.
That may also be untrue.
Maybe you aren't into it yet.
Hiding could be on deck.
Going into hiding may be a bet,
If life becomes a wreck.
Are you a hider?
Maybe you're just hidden.
Did your knowledge grow wider?
Maybe some hiding was ridden.
Geez, the cat didn't know so much could come from him hiding away. Maybe in sight I should stay. I wouldn't want you humans to blame me for your this and that hiding spree. Out of hiding are you? Still hidden from view? I'll go find a hidden Cass. She sure can hide from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 17, 2016
Millions For You Without A Clue!
Without a clue would sum up most as they go about their business from coast to coast. We could go everywhere with that. But I can't type all day where we are at. This was the fifth time I heard this the other day. Some really like to have their say.
"Oh, I always thought of writing a book."
They say after giving you a look.
It was always an idea up there.
Yep, there as they have room to spare.
"I just have to find the time."
Another line that comes with each chime.
Yep, like time is hard to find,
When half of it is spent sitting on your behind.
"I may do it one day."
Love when that gets given a say.
Means it is never going to happen,
As they keep on a rappin.
"I have a really great idea."
Yeah, sure the same thing is thought by North Korea.
See how well that is?
Maybe you like their isolated biz.
"I know it would make millions."
Hell, why not go for billions.
That is just as likely too.
Who doesn't want a golden loo?
"I'd have to write a sequel to it."
Yep, it would be such a hit.
You'd have to get that done.
Wait, you haven't even written one.
"Movie producers would want it."
My, aren't you the shit.
They'd come a knocking.
Fans everywhere would be flocking.
"I'd get a publishing contract forever."
You really are clever.
That will soooo come due.
They'd just bow down to you.
"Then I could retire."
What? Ideas would expire?
Go down in the sun and sand?
You've got your billions in hand.
"One day I'll write it."
And yet here you sit.
Enjoying talking about it?
Hint, that don't do shit.
Met any such nuts along the way? They sure like to have their say. Even their dog has an idea or two. They'd probably have better ones come due. The cat gave props to a mutt. I hope they won't sniff my butt. I'll just roll my eyes another ten times in mass. That is mostly what I do when these nuts bother my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
"Oh, I always thought of writing a book."
They say after giving you a look.
It was always an idea up there.
Yep, there as they have room to spare.
"I just have to find the time."
Another line that comes with each chime.
Yep, like time is hard to find,
When half of it is spent sitting on your behind.
"I may do it one day."
Love when that gets given a say.
Means it is never going to happen,
As they keep on a rappin.
"I have a really great idea."
Yeah, sure the same thing is thought by North Korea.
See how well that is?
Maybe you like their isolated biz.
"I know it would make millions."
Hell, why not go for billions.
That is just as likely too.
Who doesn't want a golden loo?
"I'd have to write a sequel to it."
Yep, it would be such a hit.
You'd have to get that done.
Wait, you haven't even written one.
"Movie producers would want it."
My, aren't you the shit.
They'd come a knocking.
Fans everywhere would be flocking.
"I'd get a publishing contract forever."
You really are clever.
That will soooo come due.
They'd just bow down to you.
"Then I could retire."
What? Ideas would expire?
Go down in the sun and sand?
You've got your billions in hand.
"One day I'll write it."
And yet here you sit.
Enjoying talking about it?
Hint, that don't do shit.
Met any such nuts along the way? They sure like to have their say. Even their dog has an idea or two. They'd probably have better ones come due. The cat gave props to a mutt. I hope they won't sniff my butt. I'll just roll my eyes another ten times in mass. That is mostly what I do when these nuts bother my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 16, 2016
The Debating Of Negotiating!
The cat wants to negotiate today. It seems to work at many a bay. So the cat wants to try it too. Hey, you never know what may come due.
You have that for sale?
Wow, it is such a fail.
I'll give you 10% of asking price.
Aren't I ever so nice?
I fell on your step?
I no longer have pep?
What? $50,000 now?
I'll take that with a happy meow.
I need some wheels.
Screw those fancy deals.
I'll give you $300 for it now.
I saved $2000, that is wow.
Look! I got cold hard cash.
That has to give you a happy rash.
How about we negotiate?
I win! Checkmate.
Can cash be cold?
Can hardness take hold?
Beats the heck out of me.
Let's negotiate that it can come to be.
Back to negotiating.
I want to go dating.
Err umm I never win there.
No negotiating to spare.
I want that job.
I will even rob.
Rob little old you.
Some negotiating came due.
I got it and a raise.
Wow, and some praise.
Isn't negotiating grand?
What? Don't shake my hand.
I'm aggravating?
That works in negotiating.
Then you just give up.
I win without a hiccup.
I'm done negotiating.
It takes some calculating.
That can be agitating.
Who needs all that estimating?
Yeah, the cat doesn't negotiate one bit. If Pat doesn't do what we want we don't have any of that shit. A weasel negotiator at your sea? I think the cat would feel rather dirty if that came to be. Some can sure do it with a straight face coming to pass. To them I just stick up my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
You have that for sale?
Wow, it is such a fail.
I'll give you 10% of asking price.
Aren't I ever so nice?
I fell on your step?
I no longer have pep?
What? $50,000 now?
I'll take that with a happy meow.
I need some wheels.
Screw those fancy deals.
I'll give you $300 for it now.
I saved $2000, that is wow.
Look! I got cold hard cash.
That has to give you a happy rash.
How about we negotiate?
I win! Checkmate.
Can cash be cold?
Can hardness take hold?
Beats the heck out of me.
Let's negotiate that it can come to be.
Back to negotiating.
I want to go dating.
Err umm I never win there.
No negotiating to spare.
I want that job.
I will even rob.
Rob little old you.
Some negotiating came due.
I got it and a raise.
Wow, and some praise.
Isn't negotiating grand?
What? Don't shake my hand.
I'm aggravating?
That works in negotiating.
Then you just give up.
I win without a hiccup.
I'm done negotiating.
It takes some calculating.
That can be agitating.
Who needs all that estimating?
Yeah, the cat doesn't negotiate one bit. If Pat doesn't do what we want we don't have any of that shit. A weasel negotiator at your sea? I think the cat would feel rather dirty if that came to be. Some can sure do it with a straight face coming to pass. To them I just stick up my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 15, 2016
Spend Away Each Day!
Now the cat has you thinking about money. Doesn't that make you all sunny? Whoops, not to do with that. Sorry, we're still not rich where we are at. Or are we? Hmm as the saying comes to be.
Spend, don't spend.
It's a growing trend.
I guess just growth.
More the former than both.
But that we know.
High and low.
As the bank account may go.
Outs more than ins flow.
Then counting all,
There at your hall.
Do they really?
Not getting touchy feely.
But you humans say,
Each and every day,
Sometimes even twice,
Spending without a price.
What is that?
Can't follow the cat?
Too whelmed are you?
Going fluckity fluck at your zoo?
Fine, I'll help out.
You are not in a drought.
You are doing it right now.
Spending your day with my meow.
So you are spending a day?
Wow, for what kind of pay?
Does it go for a loonie?
Maybe it may get a toonie?
Do you spend it all?
I guess you have to at your hall.
Even doing nothing at all.
You are spending it this fall.
Might get a cent for sitting though.
Could get more if you wiggle a toe.
May get a ton if you fall and slip.
Hey, could be worth a lawyer trip.
Spending away.
Pay at play.
Play at pay?
Whatever the day.
If you're here you aren't spent. Spent would mean you have a big dent. As in you are in the ground or out there blowing around. Maybe on a mantle too. Used for a kitty litter loo? Are you spending away each and every day? Did you catch on to my spending pass? Hopefully I still have a lot to spend with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Spend, don't spend.
It's a growing trend.
I guess just growth.
More the former than both.
But that we know.
High and low.
As the bank account may go.
Outs more than ins flow.
Then counting all,
There at your hall.
Do they really?
Not getting touchy feely.
But you humans say,
Each and every day,
Sometimes even twice,
Spending without a price.
What is that?
Can't follow the cat?
Too whelmed are you?
Going fluckity fluck at your zoo?
Fine, I'll help out.
You are not in a drought.
You are doing it right now.
Spending your day with my meow.
So you are spending a day?
Wow, for what kind of pay?
Does it go for a loonie?
Maybe it may get a toonie?
Do you spend it all?
I guess you have to at your hall.
Even doing nothing at all.
You are spending it this fall.
Might get a cent for sitting though.
Could get more if you wiggle a toe.
May get a ton if you fall and slip.
Hey, could be worth a lawyer trip.
Spending away.
Pay at play.
Play at pay?
Whatever the day.
If you're here you aren't spent. Spent would mean you have a big dent. As in you are in the ground or out there blowing around. Maybe on a mantle too. Used for a kitty litter loo? Are you spending away each and every day? Did you catch on to my spending pass? Hopefully I still have a lot to spend with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 14, 2016
Let's Be A Pain And Train!
No boarding any trains today unless you are super far away. You have to buckle down at your sea. We have some training for thee. Did you just run away? I wouldn't blame you at my bay.
Look at you.
Lots came due.
You got a degree.
Well whoopi.
You used it before?
Systems galore?
Wow, that is impressive.
See? I'm being expressive.
Used it for a long time?
That sure isn't a crime.
I'm oh so impressed.
You might have guessed.
You already do it that way?
Come and have a sunny day.
You really must know.
And now away we go.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
I'm a stupid twerp.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
Or was that a slurp?
I think I saw drool.
Isn't this cool?
You can't beat this training.
Even if it is life draining.
Yep, you should train.
You have lots to gain.
Knowing all you know,
May make you eat crow.
You must get more training.
Whether sunny or raining.
Dish out those bucks.
Don't have any? Oh shucks.
Go get a loan.
Throw a dog a bone.
The training is needed.
It sure must be seeded.
Who cares about the rest.
Who cares if you passed the test.
Who cares if you know it all already.
This mundane training must be taken steady.
Pfffft to such crap. The cat flipped off this chap. Told him right where to go. As in down below. But oh it is good to keep up on training in things you already know. Especially when no changes to what you know show. Or no changes have come due what so ever. My, don't you want such a boring endeavor? Pfffft to pointless training once more. Are you a pointless trainer or trainee at your shore? They can stick their redundant crap in mass. So says my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at you.
Lots came due.
You got a degree.
Well whoopi.
You used it before?
Systems galore?
Wow, that is impressive.
See? I'm being expressive.
Used it for a long time?
That sure isn't a crime.
I'm oh so impressed.
You might have guessed.
You already do it that way?
Come and have a sunny day.
You really must know.
And now away we go.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
I'm a stupid twerp.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
Or was that a slurp?
I think I saw drool.
Isn't this cool?
You can't beat this training.
Even if it is life draining.
Yep, you should train.
You have lots to gain.
Knowing all you know,
May make you eat crow.
You must get more training.
Whether sunny or raining.
Dish out those bucks.
Don't have any? Oh shucks.
Go get a loan.
Throw a dog a bone.
The training is needed.
It sure must be seeded.
Who cares about the rest.
Who cares if you passed the test.
Who cares if you know it all already.
This mundane training must be taken steady.
Pfffft to such crap. The cat flipped off this chap. Told him right where to go. As in down below. But oh it is good to keep up on training in things you already know. Especially when no changes to what you know show. Or no changes have come due what so ever. My, don't you want such a boring endeavor? Pfffft to pointless training once more. Are you a pointless trainer or trainee at your shore? They can stick their redundant crap in mass. So says my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 13, 2016
Filling Time With A Whoopdi Chime!
Robbie Raisin here and fans of Whoopdi Friggin Doo need something to hear. Our scheduled guest got caught for shop lifting. So into the bloglands we now go drifting.
Who is first? Hank is about to burst.
No.#1
Hank
I said fill time not a small chime. Blue, what can you do?
Boppity Blue Awakens... didn't you know?
But then JJ ripped off my awakening show
Reboots and rip-off everywhere
It's quite a scare
Who you gonna call?
Spring or fall
Winter too
As they rip-off your shoe
He sure let it rip. Redneck, can you top his lip?
You know what they say about opinions right? Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one. Advice is nuthin' more than someone's opinion. What matters is your opinion of what you do. When you stop believing in you that's when things turn to shit. Keep on doing what you do best!
Did you call Blue an asshole? Jax err umm Jaclyn err umm Blabber care to take yours for a stroll?
You shhhoouuullddd come back to NY and knock on every publishers door!!! And you should totally bring me Cold Stone while you're there. Lol happy friday, cat, although it probably doesn't matter much to you right now.lol
Will you send me a ticket? Ann Bennett, will you come to picket?
You should not tempt an old broad with the possibility of giving advice.
You should not worry about all the unsolicited tips unless you want to.
You should know I follow a blog that posts at least twice a day and has done so for the past six years.
You should have a good day.
I should but I will not. Rosey, can you add to the plot?
Years ago my oldest son and I read a book that was SO MUCH like Harry Potter. I don't know who did the story first, but they were so so so similar. And then yesterday we checked out a book that was such a rip off of an old Grover fave. Disheartening for sure, and even if the rip off wasn't intentional, I can't enjoy the book.
Don't hold back, let it out with an attack. Ninja Wannabe, are you going to impress me?
I guess everyone needs stalker fans.
The only big issue I’ve ever had was McAfee saying my site was suspicious. I ran it through three different security systems and it came back clean every time. I noticed the same warning for about five other blogger buddies. I emailed McAfee countless times, but never got an answer. Think it finally went away on its own, but I did get emails from blogger buddies who also used McAfee and probably lost a few visitors during that time. (Which was at the end of March, right before the release of Dragon and the start of the Challenge. Fun!)
Hey, longest comment ever…
Wait, was that from here? Yolanda, are you full of cheer?
I love the New Year - so much better than dreading it! Which I have done once or twice in the past - but worry is the biggest waster of time! Now I grasp onto the wind and hold tight for the ride it has in store!
Happy New Year!
A little late, or early, for that. Fundy Blue, anything to say where you are at?
I definitely get wtf? looks from Terry pretty much daily! I have talked with a lot of children's authors over the years, and most have not become rich or famous; their advice was to keep the day job! Most of my friends have no clue about blogging and are quite dismissive of it. Their loss; I'm glad you blog, Cat; I like a fresh voice that pushes my mind in directions I;d never go on my own. Have a good one!
WTF look I just gave you. Caitlin @ (not typing long stuff), what has come due?
Well I think a sideways, confused, pet head tilt,
Is the best thing ever, the cutest thing God built
I guess it could be a bit of a change to get used to your rhymes,
In a world of blogs primarily made up of product reviews and how to save dimes,
But after someone gives the reading a go,
they'll never look back, most talented, committed blogger I know!
Upping the ego of a cat. Beverly, are you going to stand for that?
Haha! Cats have such different personalities. By the time I get Patches in the carrier, my arms are bleeding like I've been in a fight. Well, I guess I have, and Patches won. Tiger's just the opposite. He never fights me, just meows pathetically. And at the vets, he's eager to get back in the carrier, after they've given him shots and whatever. Don't even think about hairballs. Ugh.
I guess so. Dolorah, what do you know?
Ugh, I hate travelling too. Well, maybe just packing. I always forget something, and miss my home when I'm gone.
My cats haven't been to the vet in a while. They love prowling around inside the car when the doors are open, by sure run away when the engine starts. The fight like hell to get away from the cat carrier.
I guess a lot. Birgit, gonna add to the plot?
I love some funky words like Cahoots-usually with my best friend. I love the words-spelunking which I have never done.
I love the word, smurgling which our cats do every day.
My mom had 2 words but unsure if they are German dialect-
One is Kaboef-Not a closet or a room but a little place to store stiff in like a place under the stairs. Pu that box in the kaboef:) The other is Kanatch. What is that? When we were kids and chewed gum with our mouth open, making that gross sound, my mom would say "Stop Kanatching!"
Wow, you had a lot to say. Betsy, can you top that display?
I purposely stayed away from this post
as I knew it was coming from you, the host!
I wanted to relish my lists and goals
without you making fun and it taking a toll.
haha....I guess it's the thought of a new calendar and year
that makes me want to cheer.
Besides, I actually do my resolutions
and I turn them into solutions
for troubles and issues around my zoo.
Although, it's not magic, and hard work, too!
So, with that I say Happy New Year to you!
to Pat, Orlin and Cassie, too!
lol....
Extra points for rhyming. Bijoux, do you have such timing?
YES! So rude! I've heard that some will use their phones to secretly take a picture of your credit card number to use online. I now keep my hand covering my numbers at all times.
I guess not. Manzi, care to say a lot?
People are rude if get too close
Especially when fat and verbose
What if she thought Cat a spiffy dude
And looking to have some candlelight food
She could be sleuthing as a spy
See if she gives the old stink eye
Maybe she escaped from the asylum
A bloddy kill after first she beguile em
That was your long winded best? Tabbies are you joining in with the rest?
orlin N cassie
de food serviss gurls bozz saw her log in one day on de werk pea cee... N hee waz like...whoa...thatz one long pass werd...
N her SAID......yes, for sea cure a tee reezonz...
but her THINKED....yea...two keep ewe off de computer ~~~~ ☺
heerz two a cownose ray kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Should we all just nod and agree? Mary, what are we to hear from thee?
I'd rather be driven crazy
than be driven to drink
at some sleazy downtown bar
just give me the kitchen sink!
If you drive me up a wall
I will drive you out of your mind
turnabout is always fair play
but i promise I'll be kind!
Drive on! Truedessa, what decides to dawn?
I am getting hit with email galore
won't you come buy at our store
we will even deliver to your door
in your in-box you will find more
special discount not seen before
come now, I know you want four
just don't ask me what for...
money in our banks will pour
soon you will find yourself poor
Can email hit you? Theresa, what turns you blue?
The spam I hate are those assholes in the middle of the mall that try to chase you down, yelling at you to buy their junk. My kids were really embarrassed one day when one tried their chase down tactic. I karate chopped my hand through the air and yelled "NO!" then kept walking. The sales person didn't know what to do after that lol.
Well we don't want to get karate chopped. I think we'll run before we are stopped. This is Whoopdi Friggin Doo and everything you heard is true. Yep, they are all as mouthy as can be. Robbie Raisin is now done with thee.
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You guys really let it flow. Fine by my show. Hank got number one too even if much didn't come due. Guess he needs a better copy and paste. Be like Blue and get in post haste. I'll also avoid karate chopping to any part of my mass. That wouldn't be nice for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Who is first? Hank is about to burst.
No.#1
Hank
I said fill time not a small chime. Blue, what can you do?
Boppity Blue Awakens... didn't you know?
But then JJ ripped off my awakening show
Reboots and rip-off everywhere
It's quite a scare
Who you gonna call?
Spring or fall
Winter too
As they rip-off your shoe
He sure let it rip. Redneck, can you top his lip?
You know what they say about opinions right? Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one. Advice is nuthin' more than someone's opinion. What matters is your opinion of what you do. When you stop believing in you that's when things turn to shit. Keep on doing what you do best!
Did you call Blue an asshole? Jax err umm Jaclyn err umm Blabber care to take yours for a stroll?
You shhhoouuullddd come back to NY and knock on every publishers door!!! And you should totally bring me Cold Stone while you're there. Lol happy friday, cat, although it probably doesn't matter much to you right now.lol
Will you send me a ticket? Ann Bennett, will you come to picket?
You should not tempt an old broad with the possibility of giving advice.
You should not worry about all the unsolicited tips unless you want to.
You should know I follow a blog that posts at least twice a day and has done so for the past six years.
You should have a good day.
I should but I will not. Rosey, can you add to the plot?
Years ago my oldest son and I read a book that was SO MUCH like Harry Potter. I don't know who did the story first, but they were so so so similar. And then yesterday we checked out a book that was such a rip off of an old Grover fave. Disheartening for sure, and even if the rip off wasn't intentional, I can't enjoy the book.
Don't hold back, let it out with an attack. Ninja Wannabe, are you going to impress me?
I guess everyone needs stalker fans.
The only big issue I’ve ever had was McAfee saying my site was suspicious. I ran it through three different security systems and it came back clean every time. I noticed the same warning for about five other blogger buddies. I emailed McAfee countless times, but never got an answer. Think it finally went away on its own, but I did get emails from blogger buddies who also used McAfee and probably lost a few visitors during that time. (Which was at the end of March, right before the release of Dragon and the start of the Challenge. Fun!)
Hey, longest comment ever…
Wait, was that from here? Yolanda, are you full of cheer?
I love the New Year - so much better than dreading it! Which I have done once or twice in the past - but worry is the biggest waster of time! Now I grasp onto the wind and hold tight for the ride it has in store!
Happy New Year!
A little late, or early, for that. Fundy Blue, anything to say where you are at?
I definitely get wtf? looks from Terry pretty much daily! I have talked with a lot of children's authors over the years, and most have not become rich or famous; their advice was to keep the day job! Most of my friends have no clue about blogging and are quite dismissive of it. Their loss; I'm glad you blog, Cat; I like a fresh voice that pushes my mind in directions I;d never go on my own. Have a good one!
WTF look I just gave you. Caitlin @ (not typing long stuff), what has come due?
Well I think a sideways, confused, pet head tilt,
Is the best thing ever, the cutest thing God built
I guess it could be a bit of a change to get used to your rhymes,
In a world of blogs primarily made up of product reviews and how to save dimes,
But after someone gives the reading a go,
they'll never look back, most talented, committed blogger I know!
Upping the ego of a cat. Beverly, are you going to stand for that?
Haha! Cats have such different personalities. By the time I get Patches in the carrier, my arms are bleeding like I've been in a fight. Well, I guess I have, and Patches won. Tiger's just the opposite. He never fights me, just meows pathetically. And at the vets, he's eager to get back in the carrier, after they've given him shots and whatever. Don't even think about hairballs. Ugh.
I guess so. Dolorah, what do you know?
Ugh, I hate travelling too. Well, maybe just packing. I always forget something, and miss my home when I'm gone.
My cats haven't been to the vet in a while. They love prowling around inside the car when the doors are open, by sure run away when the engine starts. The fight like hell to get away from the cat carrier.
I guess a lot. Birgit, gonna add to the plot?
I love some funky words like Cahoots-usually with my best friend. I love the words-spelunking which I have never done.
I love the word, smurgling which our cats do every day.
My mom had 2 words but unsure if they are German dialect-
One is Kaboef-Not a closet or a room but a little place to store stiff in like a place under the stairs. Pu that box in the kaboef:) The other is Kanatch. What is that? When we were kids and chewed gum with our mouth open, making that gross sound, my mom would say "Stop Kanatching!"
Wow, you had a lot to say. Betsy, can you top that display?
I purposely stayed away from this post
as I knew it was coming from you, the host!
I wanted to relish my lists and goals
without you making fun and it taking a toll.
haha....I guess it's the thought of a new calendar and year
that makes me want to cheer.
Besides, I actually do my resolutions
and I turn them into solutions
for troubles and issues around my zoo.
Although, it's not magic, and hard work, too!
So, with that I say Happy New Year to you!
to Pat, Orlin and Cassie, too!
lol....
Extra points for rhyming. Bijoux, do you have such timing?
YES! So rude! I've heard that some will use their phones to secretly take a picture of your credit card number to use online. I now keep my hand covering my numbers at all times.
I guess not. Manzi, care to say a lot?
People are rude if get too close
Especially when fat and verbose
What if she thought Cat a spiffy dude
And looking to have some candlelight food
She could be sleuthing as a spy
See if she gives the old stink eye
Maybe she escaped from the asylum
A bloddy kill after first she beguile em
That was your long winded best? Tabbies are you joining in with the rest?
orlin N cassie
de food serviss gurls bozz saw her log in one day on de werk pea cee... N hee waz like...whoa...thatz one long pass werd...
N her SAID......yes, for sea cure a tee reezonz...
but her THINKED....yea...two keep ewe off de computer ~~~~ ☺
heerz two a cownose ray kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Should we all just nod and agree? Mary, what are we to hear from thee?
I'd rather be driven crazy
than be driven to drink
at some sleazy downtown bar
just give me the kitchen sink!
If you drive me up a wall
I will drive you out of your mind
turnabout is always fair play
but i promise I'll be kind!
Drive on! Truedessa, what decides to dawn?
I am getting hit with email galore
won't you come buy at our store
we will even deliver to your door
in your in-box you will find more
special discount not seen before
come now, I know you want four
just don't ask me what for...
money in our banks will pour
soon you will find yourself poor
Can email hit you? Theresa, what turns you blue?
The spam I hate are those assholes in the middle of the mall that try to chase you down, yelling at you to buy their junk. My kids were really embarrassed one day when one tried their chase down tactic. I karate chopped my hand through the air and yelled "NO!" then kept walking. The sales person didn't know what to do after that lol.
Well we don't want to get karate chopped. I think we'll run before we are stopped. This is Whoopdi Friggin Doo and everything you heard is true. Yep, they are all as mouthy as can be. Robbie Raisin is now done with thee.
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You guys really let it flow. Fine by my show. Hank got number one too even if much didn't come due. Guess he needs a better copy and paste. Be like Blue and get in post haste. I'll also avoid karate chopping to any part of my mass. That wouldn't be nice for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 12, 2016
A Little Strange Treat Meet And Greet!
The cat has heard many a tale and even saw some being given. I guess that is what keeps people livin. Or maybe not. One's gut may rot. What am I talking about? Why treats some give out.
Here you go.
Candy may flow.
It's Halloween night.
My, what a fright.
Have a coupon to Walmart.
That is a great start.
Let's go to the next house.
Aren't you a cute mouse.
Here is a piece of pie.
Yep, baked by a nice guy.
Or maybe that would be girl.
Don't you want to give it a whirl?
Pie stains on your treat bag.
That sure is a drag.
It got all mushy within.
That is not a win.
The next place is here.
Let's give a cheer.
2 for 1 at Burger King.
My, that's worth a cha-ching.
What could come?
Let's beat the drum.
Trick or treat.
Wow, this is neat.
It is trash.
Hey, it beats ash.
Wait. It's called recycling.
Or maybe just some re-use cycling?
Can't get worse.
No need to curse.
Of course you said that.
So now comes more scat.
A costume for next year.
That deserves a real cheer.
Use it in another 365 days.
Trick or treating sure pays.
And last but not least,
It's time for a feast.
$1 off a Thanksgiving turkey.
That has to make you perky.
Actual things that have been given out. Doesn't that make you just want to shout? Get your trick or treat ready and the great stuff will come steady. Gonna give out coupons at your sea? I'm sure that will impress each kiddie. At least a coupon won't give them gas unless they eat the thing like my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Here you go.
Candy may flow.
It's Halloween night.
My, what a fright.
Have a coupon to Walmart.
That is a great start.
Let's go to the next house.
Aren't you a cute mouse.
Here is a piece of pie.
Yep, baked by a nice guy.
Or maybe that would be girl.
Don't you want to give it a whirl?
Pie stains on your treat bag.
That sure is a drag.
It got all mushy within.
That is not a win.
The next place is here.
Let's give a cheer.
2 for 1 at Burger King.
My, that's worth a cha-ching.
What could come?
Let's beat the drum.
Trick or treat.
Wow, this is neat.
It is trash.
Hey, it beats ash.
Wait. It's called recycling.
Or maybe just some re-use cycling?
Can't get worse.
No need to curse.
Of course you said that.
So now comes more scat.
A costume for next year.
That deserves a real cheer.
Use it in another 365 days.
Trick or treating sure pays.
And last but not least,
It's time for a feast.
$1 off a Thanksgiving turkey.
That has to make you perky.
Actual things that have been given out. Doesn't that make you just want to shout? Get your trick or treat ready and the great stuff will come steady. Gonna give out coupons at your sea? I'm sure that will impress each kiddie. At least a coupon won't give them gas unless they eat the thing like my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 11, 2016
One Day Comes To Play!
The tightwads sure can clench away and spurt out the "one day." It seems to be their thing no matter the place you get the cha ching. At least in the corporate world. There no toes are happily curled.
Look at you.
Great works comes due.
It's oh so great.
You'll get promoted at a high rate.
Keep it up.
I'll go fill my cup.
I'll then put my feet up.
Maybe I'll walk my pup.
You just keep working.
Soon up those ears will be perking.
You'll get a promotion with ease.
It will sure be a breeze.
Stellar work still.
Today I feel ill.
Do this and this and this and that.
Thanks, you'll add to your promotion stat.
That was well done.
I was out having fun.
You sure got the work right.
Wasn't it worth it to stay here all night?
Family isn't important one bit.
Who needs that shit?
You get the work done.
I'll go get my family and have fun.
That promotion is coming.
No need for chummng.
I'll get it to you.
It will soon come due.
What? A promotion for you?
That isn't true.
My pimply faced nephew got it.
He really knows his shit.
But don't worry.
You are a snow flurry.
Different than everyone.
Keep doing work by the ton.
I can't let you get promoted.
Then I may get demoted.
I need you to make my lazy ass look good.
I hope all of that was understood.
Pfffft to the lazy asses everywhere. They deserve more than an evil glare. Ever got the shaft like that? We've avoided it where we are at. Screw working for some buffoon. I'd rather clean the crap of a baboon. Or hire a dog to go eat it. That is one way to clean up shit. Pffft once more to that corporate class. They can kiss my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at you.
Great works comes due.
It's oh so great.
You'll get promoted at a high rate.
Keep it up.
I'll go fill my cup.
I'll then put my feet up.
Maybe I'll walk my pup.
You just keep working.
Soon up those ears will be perking.
You'll get a promotion with ease.
It will sure be a breeze.
Stellar work still.
Today I feel ill.
Do this and this and this and that.
Thanks, you'll add to your promotion stat.
That was well done.
I was out having fun.
You sure got the work right.
Wasn't it worth it to stay here all night?
Family isn't important one bit.
Who needs that shit?
You get the work done.
I'll go get my family and have fun.
That promotion is coming.
No need for chummng.
I'll get it to you.
It will soon come due.
What? A promotion for you?
That isn't true.
My pimply faced nephew got it.
He really knows his shit.
But don't worry.
You are a snow flurry.
Different than everyone.
Keep doing work by the ton.
I can't let you get promoted.
Then I may get demoted.
I need you to make my lazy ass look good.
I hope all of that was understood.
Pfffft to the lazy asses everywhere. They deserve more than an evil glare. Ever got the shaft like that? We've avoided it where we are at. Screw working for some buffoon. I'd rather clean the crap of a baboon. Or hire a dog to go eat it. That is one way to clean up shit. Pffft once more to that corporate class. They can kiss my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 10, 2016
Lost Your Luster In The Cluster?
So you no longer shine. That can't be divine. The cat is here to help you though. That fame is so precious to you, I know. You need that shine back. These will get you ahead of the pack.
Make a sex tape.
Maybe even wear a cape.
Yep, then spread it around.
Might impress many a hound.
Create a hoax.
You can fool many folks.
It is easy to do.
There are quite a few.
Did I hear a yelp?
Okay, I'll help.
A hoax can be simple.
Like popping a pimple.
Blue blood came out of you.
Wow, that will impress a few.
You unearthed a 1000 year old cell phone.
It even has a dial tone.
You heard a voice in a tree.
That is just woweee.
Now it is your turn.
Be hands on so you can learn.
Did you get one?
What was that run?
Your food got eaten?
Hmm, your luster may stay beaten.
We'll skip the hoax.
You just can't coax.
But never fear one bit.
There is more than that shit.
Say God spoke to you.
That will fool quite a few.
You may even become a saint.
Your luster will be shiny paint.
Say aliens abducted you.
Nuts everywhere will turn blue.
They'll ask you all kinds of things.
You'll be probed like kings.
Say you are really a famous dead girl or guy.
That may be a tough lie.
But if you can make it fly,
You'll be upon high.
Ready to get your luster back? Do you need it at your shack? I think I'll stay whelmed at my sea. A much better way to be. Of course if you are that hard up there is a better way. Just join the Hollywood mainstay. Remake, redo, repeat an old thing. Poof! You'll be a tacky king. Now that the cat has helped you get back your class I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Make a sex tape.
Maybe even wear a cape.
Yep, then spread it around.
Might impress many a hound.
Create a hoax.
You can fool many folks.
It is easy to do.
There are quite a few.
Did I hear a yelp?
Okay, I'll help.
A hoax can be simple.
Like popping a pimple.
Blue blood came out of you.
Wow, that will impress a few.
You unearthed a 1000 year old cell phone.
It even has a dial tone.
You heard a voice in a tree.
That is just woweee.
Now it is your turn.
Be hands on so you can learn.
Did you get one?
What was that run?
Your food got eaten?
Hmm, your luster may stay beaten.
We'll skip the hoax.
You just can't coax.
But never fear one bit.
There is more than that shit.
Say God spoke to you.
That will fool quite a few.
You may even become a saint.
Your luster will be shiny paint.
Say aliens abducted you.
Nuts everywhere will turn blue.
They'll ask you all kinds of things.
You'll be probed like kings.
Say you are really a famous dead girl or guy.
That may be a tough lie.
But if you can make it fly,
You'll be upon high.
Ready to get your luster back? Do you need it at your shack? I think I'll stay whelmed at my sea. A much better way to be. Of course if you are that hard up there is a better way. Just join the Hollywood mainstay. Remake, redo, repeat an old thing. Poof! You'll be a tacky king. Now that the cat has helped you get back your class I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
October 9, 2016
The Choke Of Broke!
Exaggeration is sure a thing at many a human blog wing. But that you probably know. The cat can also give exaggeration a go. We can't be whelmed all the time. That would just be a crime. Right! On with it with this rhyming fit.
I'm so broke.
I may choke.
My mother may die.
My sister may cry.
Wait! That's a crack.
Or is it a tack?
Maybe one is on crack?
Wouldn't recommend it at my shack.
Broke many shout.
What's that about?
Broke they are,
With a fancy new car?
Wait, there are two.
Two new cars in view.
A big house as well.
Isn't being broke swell?
Toys galore.
More shoes than a shoe store.
A 70 inch TV too.
A cow that can moo?
A golden loo.
Yep, it's true.
Old one eye tried.
I'm sure she lied.
A trip to Timbuktu.
May suck to come due.
But airfare for ten.
Even brought Uncle Ben.
Nope, he didn't die.
Spider Man is a lie.
Maybe not.
Back to the plot.
Shove whatever in the cart.
At any place like Wal-Mart.
Yep, that is the place to be.
Hmm start of a shopping spree?
But still so broke.
Can't afford a Coke.
Bad for you anyway.
But still broke at your bay.
Pffffft is all the cat can say. New meaning to broke at play? I've seen this nuts at my place. They are so broke at a steady pace. Maybe they are too brain dead to know what it means? Living like on TV screens? Beats the heck out of me with their green grass. I'll go and relieve myself on it with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
I'm so broke.
I may choke.
My mother may die.
My sister may cry.
Wait! That's a crack.
Or is it a tack?
Maybe one is on crack?
Wouldn't recommend it at my shack.
Broke many shout.
What's that about?
Broke they are,
With a fancy new car?
Wait, there are two.
Two new cars in view.
A big house as well.
Isn't being broke swell?
Toys galore.
More shoes than a shoe store.
A 70 inch TV too.
A cow that can moo?
A golden loo.
Yep, it's true.
Old one eye tried.
I'm sure she lied.
A trip to Timbuktu.
May suck to come due.
But airfare for ten.
Even brought Uncle Ben.
Nope, he didn't die.
Spider Man is a lie.
Maybe not.
Back to the plot.
Shove whatever in the cart.
At any place like Wal-Mart.
Yep, that is the place to be.
Hmm start of a shopping spree?
But still so broke.
Can't afford a Coke.
Bad for you anyway.
But still broke at your bay.
Pffffft is all the cat can say. New meaning to broke at play? I've seen this nuts at my place. They are so broke at a steady pace. Maybe they are too brain dead to know what it means? Living like on TV screens? Beats the heck out of me with their green grass. I'll go and relieve myself on it with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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