Pat Hatt's Blog, page 102

Placebo Along With This Song!

The cat is here to get you to agree. I know you always do with me. Pffft and I'm really a dog. Wait, I used that one at my blog. Bah, I'll use it a time or two more. Ready to agree galore?

That pill is neat.
It is so sweet.
It can cure everything.
It can even make you sing.

Took it like a fool.
It may make you drool.
But look, you are happy.
That pill may really have been snappy.

This TV show is the best.
It just beats all the rest.
How about it?
You must watch every bit.

Oh, it was crap?
Whoops, I took a nap.
But you watched and loved it.
Damn, I'm good at this shit.

That car is great.
Screw the interest rate.
It is top notch.
Buy yourself some scotch.

What? It broke down?
Don't look at me and frown.
You still think it is the best.
Was a fluke so no detest.

Oh yeah, suck back the dope.
It can even give you hope.
With each and every joint,
A new idea you will appoint.

It will cure you too.
Of everything at your zoo.
Wait! Didn't the pill do that?
Double whammy where you're at.

Whoops, it did not?
You just got brain rot?
Bah, you don't believe that.
It melted off the fat.

Now you're in the know.
So give each a go.
Search high, search low.
Gotta love a little placebo.

Are you a placebo case? Believe all with a smiley face? That may be bad for you. A sugar pill won't cure all at your zoo. And a bad car is a bad car. Who cares if some celebrity drives it far. Don't be a placebo nut or you'll just get stuck in a rut. But if you really want fortune, fame, health and love don't wish for it from above. You just have to go eat some nice green grass. Yep, you can trust, not really, my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

An Average Day Here To Stay!

What is your average at your sea? Do you have an average spree? On average everyone had an average at some point. That is average at every joint.

On average at play.
Said every day.
It's here to stay.
But it can go away.

Fall in a hole.
An average goal.
Let it take a stroll.
Bury it like a mole.

On average I'm nuts.
On average I ignore mutts.
On average I increased that.
On average things can go splat.

Get where I'm going?
On average you get my showing.
Then again I may confuse.
On average that does amuse.

On average sales were up.
They filled a tin cup.
But on average they lie,
As the on average does fly.

Store A and B and T made more,
While Store R,G,Y,U,L,O had a losing encore.
But just fudge the numbers a bit,
And on average we're a hit.

On average they are great.
To them no one can relate.
Their average is top notch.
They deserve a bottle of scotch.

Wait! Get the cheap stuff.
On average they are all fluff.
High scores in bird courses and gym.
Off average they may be dim.

Maybe off average is it?
Whoops, can fudge that shit.
On average and off,
All drink from the same trough.

On average that's how it's done.
Isn't on average fun?
The average way at play.
Aren't you glad on average is here to stay?

Maybe above average should come due? That would just screw everything up at each zoo. Above average vs. on average and maybe even off. Damn, now your brain is going to scoff. Don't worry, not much math to come due. You can fudge the numbers to make what you want true. Then just let on, off, above or even below average come to pass. That is a lot of averages even for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Month Out To The Cheery Shout!

The cheer is here, right? Hmm let's see about that at my site. I don't see it. That cheer is quite the hiding twit. Maybe it is under the bed? I guess I'll have to go and see if like me it is hiding its head.

With one month to go,
People scatter near and far.
They go blow for blow,
Over some fancy toy car.

Giving cheer and seasons greetings.
Yeah, and all that other crap.
Got to get to those year end meetings.
Have to bilk each silly shopping sap.

With one month to go,
You have to find a lap.
That lap gives a ho ho ho,
Sucking you into its trap.

After standing for a while,
You finally get a meet and greet.
Rushed out in single file,
Wasn't that lap oh so neat?

With one month to go,
The lists have to be made.
Time to give another blow,
And go on some type of tirade.

That offends me in every way.
That should never be said.
Look at that puny light display.
What was going through their head?

With one month to go,
Family is ready to come a calling.
You may need to get the back hoe,
Cousin Eddie is rather appalling.

But they gather around,
Many there for a free lunch.
Some you aren't sure where they are found,
Others you may want to punch. 

With one month to go,
Cheer seemed to have been hidden.
Maybe after going blow for blow,
It went somewhere where blows are forbidden.

Can't be Bill Clinton's bedroom.
So that is one place down.
What? Can't be all gloom.
I know that didn't cause a frown.

Maybe cheer is off in Bora Bora? There it can whora whora. At least according to Blue. Not sure I believe that to be true. Silly shopping sap is fun to say. Can you say it three times fast at your bay? Got the cheer at your sea? Are you a stomping shopper with glee? Online is easier and more cheery, although sometimes what they send you can be eerie. We'll have to go and give cheer some sass. It can't go to Bora Bora or hide under the bed with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.  

A Thankful Day So We'll Play!

Pat is over here, click for a peer!
Our thankful day is through, been there done that at my zoo. I'm thankful for it too. Then we don't have to go anywhere with mutts in view. But I'll play with the American thankful day.

I'm thankful for nuts,
Even some mutts.
They may sniff butts,
But they give me rhyme ruts.

I'm thankful for search engine crazies.
They may be better off pushing up daises,
But plenty of material is had.
As they find my rhyming pad.

I'm thankful for haters,
Watching as they trip into craters.
There they sit all hateful and such,
Not bothering me even a touch.

I'm thankful for Wal-Mart.
Cracks may show that come with a fart,
But material there is grand.
Like the reverse of Disney Land.

I'm thankful for the scary daters.
They are some weird maters.
But their lines turn out grand,
To use here in my land.

I'm thankful for the Internet.
It does let me be a rhyming pet,
But it also can tell me everything I want to know.
Like how aliens ate poor Elvis after a show.

I'm thankful for snow.
I may want it to go,
But I have something to whine about.
Look! It's snowing out.

I'm thankful for the dumb.
They are such a cheery chum.
They can do so much as one,
That out of material I'll never run.

I'm thankful for the sheep.
They never try and leap.
They just watch as I learn.
Never needing nothing in return.

I'm really thankful for all of the above,
Though I give them no love.
They prove a cat is far more wise.
Boy, how when being thankful time flies.

Isn't that all something to be thankful for? Did I do it right at my shore? You humans provide so much material to me that I have to be thankful to thee. At least I can pretend to be. Then leave a flea on your knee. I think my thankfulness is about to pass. Yep, I'm back to being a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

The Best Back With Some Flack!

The cat heard this again the other day, so we'll take it another way. The best idea ever it was indeed, but whoops, they forgot at their feed.

Have ideas done.
Done by the ton.
Or done by the little.
Oops, brain is brittle?

In one ear, out the other?
I've done that to my mother.
Shhhh, don't tell.
Maybe some need a bell?

It gives a ding.
Save the idea to cha-ching.
Or like an STD from a fling.
Hey, it's saved on something.

But I guess not.
Can't remember the plot.
Out the window it went.
And then they get bent.

It was forgotten by me.
Blah blah blah, pitiful me spree.
You've heard the rest.
In the end it was the BEST!

Err ummm not.
Sorry, screwed by brain rot.
Not the best if never done.
Easy to say when you never won.

I won 1st in every Olympic event.
At least I would have if I left the beer tent.
See? I can do it as well at my lair.
Damn, my logic just screwed you there.

What you have may not be grand,
But it is still the best at your land.
At least for the moment from you,
Until something more comes due.

Subjective is best.
We've done that test.
But still if one tops the rest,
Then it is your best.

Not that best thought,
That you let out to rot.
Hey, I want to do it once more.
I'd win the lottery if I played at my shore.

I could go on all day with such examples at play. Heard this one before? I'm sure you have at your shore. Maybe even said it a time or two. But it is only the best if it is actually the best and comes due. Otherwise the same thing as gas. It fades eventually when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Round Fifty Two Brings Us Back To You!

The search engine nuts still come and go. Not as many as in the past at my show. But being far ahead I can save some up indeed. These saves are more of you that took seed.

Redneck willies

I think she goes for pimples at her sea, but she may like a willy spree.

Betsy Boo Boo Booping

I'd say a numb tongue is a boo boo. At least only once it came due due.

Blue guy poo

Famous for shit. Now that's a hit.

Blue with carrots

Need to improve eye sight? Blue wants to see in the night.

Jax vs Liu Kang

Liu Kang wins. Jax is all sins.

Betty on my rump

Don't be so hard on them, Betty. No need to get petty.

Al gets laid

I'm sure he is happy with that there where he is at.

Marg's animal feed

Wow, Marg has her own feed line? That wasn't known by this feline.

Alex with ninja prada 

Hmmmm, ninja wannabe getting frisky? That may take a lot of whiskey.

Adam said he knew

Knew what? That you don't make the cut?

Worms in my bottom

Manzi, that may be for you. Could be for Terry too.

Bijox the savoir 

Spelled it wrong. But hey, maybe she'll get her own song.

Suza bit me

Suza, you are mean. Biting is so unclean.

Hank's #1 in pages

Page of what? He sure got many at my hut.

And now for the winner. They may be considered a sinner. That or are just way out to lunch. That they are a whole bunch. Probably be considered both though considering what's about to show. Do you see a pattern to my slant? Consider it like a worker ant.

between margaret, mary, fern and greg for bait
Hmmm which Mary is going to be bait? What is the bait for at their open gate? Do we really want to know? Could be quite the show. Maybe Greg will come and tell us all. I hope not at my hall. This has been another strange pass of those that find my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Don't Waste Space In Your Place!

The cat will show you how not to waste space today. No need to be a hoarder at your bay, but you can still save space. Or use it up at a steady pace.


 Give an evil glare,Or maybe just a stare.Even with space,No one else will embrace.

 Make room for two.A third can't come due. Three's a crowd, right?Pat can sleep on the floor that night.

Stare at the space.It is your embrace.With that stare,It is yours even if you aren't there.

Take the bottom and top.That will make any space stealing stop. You can watch both ends.Was that gutter? Depends.

Or just hog it all.Easy as can be at your hall.No room for any other.If they try, proceed to smother.

See? Easy as can be.I told thee.Even if it is small.A little overflow is all.

Cassie is a hog.Two cushions like a spoiled dog.Don't tell her I said that.But then take up the extra space like the cat.

Bottom and top watch once more.A little different though at our shore.Here we get a two for one.Isn't space saving fun?

Climb up top.Then it won't flop.You'll have an eye on everything.Any space stealing you can fling.

Or just hog the whole floor.Good to have back up at your shore.Have a paw stretched out too.No one will steal space from you. 
Did you learn a thing or three? Aren't I nice at my sea? I showed you how to save space. Hmmm was that a different type of saving embrace? Hey, I need to save a place to sit when ever I want it. Can't have Pat stealing that shit. I already have to save some from hoggy Cass. She sure tries to push away my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Pull Back The Curtain On The Certain!

There are sure many who are certain here and there. Finding one who isn't may be more rare. But is certain a good thing? I guess we'll see as this rhyme does spring.

Certain you are.
Certain as a car.
Can a car be certain?
Bah, ask Tim Burton.

You have no need.
No need to take heed.
You are certain of it.
Screw that other shit.

Certain in life.
Certain of strife.
Certain of happy.
I'm certain you're yappy.

Certainly I can't be wrong.
Sing the certain yappy song.
Music to my ears.
I was right, my dears.

Certain one may cringe.
My dears may create a twinge.
But there is no poppycock.
All's tickety boo as we walk the walk.

I'm certain of it.
Every little bit.
Nothing else is here.
Certain means no fear.

Have to stay steadfast.
I'm certain it will last.
Certain you are too.
Certain you should agree with my view.

A certain thing can't occur.
Don't let your eyes blur.
Keep certain in sight.
Then all will be alright.

Alright until it's not.
Screwed your certain plot.
Whoops, still certain are we?
Certain as a cat stuck in a tree?

Certain you got screwed,
With your for certain attitude.
For you did not even look,
As uncertainty swooped in like a crook.

Still certain of all there at your hall? Can be as certain as can be but doesn't make it certain at any sea. Does that make sense? Are you on the fence? That means certain took off. Certain may now scoff. At least you can have one certain thing come to pass. You can be certain I am a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Secret Leap Of Sleep!

Doesn't it seem like everyone has a trick for everything? Like some one size fits all works as they give it a ring? Pffft one size fits all works for nothing at all. But that we've done at my hall.

I can't sleep.
Poor pitiful me.
Can't go light or deep.
It just can't come to be.

Go get a new bed.
That will sure work.
You will sleep like the dead.
Ask the sales clerk.

Get a cool pillow.
It can be soft and thick.
Ummm how about Willow?
Was that movie slick?

Don't watch TV before bed.
Yeah, that is just wrong.
Hey, it's been said.
So I'll play along.

Work out that day.
Do it really hard.
Sorry, need more play.
Can't just mow the yard.

Go all humper.
The Blue guy loves those.
Be a wall thumper.
Curl those toes.

Or better yet,
Take a pill.
Yeah, that's a safe bet.
Make sure you've done your will.

Make sure it is dark.
No light allowed.
Ignore that dog bark.
Remember, three's a crowd.

Don't eat 3 hours before.
Go on a diet too.
Both work at your shore.
You'll be a better you.

Turn off every electronic thing.
Can save power as well.
Throw in a spring fling,
And you may beat this no sleep hell.

Have you heard them all? Any I missed at my hall? Probably quite a few as many old wives tales can come due. No one size fits all for anyone or anything on any wall. Unless everyone wants to go drink acid at their sea. Then 100% of them will go on a croaking spree. But that we know. Glad I can sleep anywhere at my show. Oh the life of a cat. Sleeping is where it's at. I can even pass some gas when I'm a sleeping little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

A Title Or Two Back From You!

Today I'll make you use your brain once more as we delve into the past at many a shore. Do you recall each one? Isn't the cat making you use your brain fun?

Recipe - Potato and Chicken Bake.
Hmm, chicken is all I make.
procreate for brilliance 
The dumb seem to have the resilience.

Paris Adventures | The Last Day
What? You couldn't stay?
Thankful Thursday
Sorry, Friday on display.

End of the Thread
Did those fates cut it leaving you dead?
Fence Line
On or off mine?

ITZ TIME FOR MOR REST TA TWO SHUNZ 2016 A DISH UN FEE CHURIN DE LOVER OH BUTTER ~~~ BOOMER
Wow, that sounds like it came from a mushroomer. 
When Zombies Attack
Don't hide in a crappy shack.

Freedom
Allows many to be dumb.
Thankful Thursday: I See More Sunpuddles Today
Are they there today at your bay?

Pine Sisken
That the same as Snake Plissken 
List: Ten cheapskate date ideas for you and your toddler.
Some may not work if you are a waddler.

Dress to Impress
It may make a mess.
C - Criminals + 4 Teasers
Are they crowd pleasers?

Kin
Can do you in.
Altered Digest
Results in a to the loo quest?

Good Straws
Obey the laws?
Does Your Money Have Wings the Size of Texas?
Mine goes into a bottomless nexus.

Grateful For All Of You
Blah, all mushy at your zoo.
The A to Z Challenge List Opens! Plus David Powers King and Zombies, RiffTrax, Baroness-Purple Review, New Book Releases, and Ninja News
Did your eyes gloss over as that long title you did peruse?

Did you get each one this time? Some really have a long long long chime. I guess they have a lot to say and want to get some words out of the way. This was only about ten months ago. Hey, at least you can tell which day many posts did show. If you didn't figure that out with this pass, well then, you can't really be helped by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.