A Thankful Day So We'll Play!

Pat is over here, click for a peer!
Our thankful day is through, been there done that at my zoo. I'm thankful for it too. Then we don't have to go anywhere with mutts in view. But I'll play with the American thankful day.

I'm thankful for nuts,
Even some mutts.
They may sniff butts,
But they give me rhyme ruts.

I'm thankful for search engine crazies.
They may be better off pushing up daises,
But plenty of material is had.
As they find my rhyming pad.

I'm thankful for haters,
Watching as they trip into craters.
There they sit all hateful and such,
Not bothering me even a touch.

I'm thankful for Wal-Mart.
Cracks may show that come with a fart,
But material there is grand.
Like the reverse of Disney Land.

I'm thankful for the scary daters.
They are some weird maters.
But their lines turn out grand,
To use here in my land.

I'm thankful for the Internet.
It does let me be a rhyming pet,
But it also can tell me everything I want to know.
Like how aliens ate poor Elvis after a show.

I'm thankful for snow.
I may want it to go,
But I have something to whine about.
Look! It's snowing out.

I'm thankful for the dumb.
They are such a cheery chum.
They can do so much as one,
That out of material I'll never run.

I'm thankful for the sheep.
They never try and leap.
They just watch as I learn.
Never needing nothing in return.

I'm really thankful for all of the above,
Though I give them no love.
They prove a cat is far more wise.
Boy, how when being thankful time flies.

Isn't that all something to be thankful for? Did I do it right at my shore? You humans provide so much material to me that I have to be thankful to thee. At least I can pretend to be. Then leave a flea on your knee. I think my thankfulness is about to pass. Yep, I'm back to being a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.