The Choke Of Broke!

Exaggeration is sure a thing at many a human blog wing. But that you probably know. The cat can also give exaggeration a go. We can't be whelmed all the time. That would just be a crime. Right! On with it with this rhyming fit.

I'm so broke.
I may choke.
My mother may die.
My sister may cry.

Wait! That's a crack.
Or is it a tack?
Maybe one is on crack?
Wouldn't recommend it at my shack.

Broke many shout.
What's that about?
Broke they are,
With a fancy new car?

Wait, there are two.
Two new cars in view.
A big house as well.
Isn't being broke swell?

Toys galore.
More shoes than a shoe store.
A 70 inch TV too.
A cow that can moo?

A golden loo.
Yep, it's true.
Old one eye tried.
I'm sure she lied.

A trip to Timbuktu.
May suck to come due.
But airfare for ten.
Even brought Uncle Ben.

Nope, he didn't die.
Spider Man is a lie.
Maybe not.
Back to the plot.

Shove whatever in the cart.
At any place like Wal-Mart.
Yep, that is the place to be.
Hmm start of a shopping spree?

But still so broke.
Can't afford a Coke.
Bad for you anyway.
But still broke at your bay.

Pffffft is all the cat can say. New meaning to broke at play? I've seen this nuts at my place. They are so broke at a steady pace. Maybe they are too brain dead to know what it means? Living like on TV screens? Beats the heck out of me with their green grass. I'll go and relieve myself on it with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.