What A View Charged To You!

The cat has no good view, just a parking lot at our zoo. Two buildings as well. Most would consider that not swell. But there is still a view. A view to view and review. Can that be true? Here is a clue.

What a view.
Charged to you.
A view of the shore.
$1000 more.

No view there.
Renter beware.
$1000 less.
Brick wall I guess?

A lake view.
$1000 more to you.
What? It's a cow pond?
Pffft just look a little beyond.

A mountain view.
Maybe there's two.
So $2000 more.
Double the encore.

What? You want to buy?
No problem, guy.
Come and step right up.
Fill my tin cup.

A view of the river.
You won't shiver.
Maybe at the price.
$100,000 more doesn't entice?

Who cares about flooding.
You can go umm mudding.
Yeah, that is right.
Isn't that a pretty sight?

A view of a mountain top.
That sure isn't a flop.
$200,000 more we're asking.
What? Nothing we are masking.

An avalanche you say?
Pffft not gonna happen, okay?
Don't worry about any of that.
The view is truly where it is at.

There is no view there.
No view to spare.
It's just a road, parking lot or brick wall.
You can't view that at all.

Hmm do people go blind with a parking lot in view? I can say that really isn't true. I guess it just isn't a $200,000 extra view. Pffft screw that at our zoo. Are you all about the view? Willing to spend the $200,000 or whatever more for it to come due? I think on that we will take a pass unless I were to become a rich little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.