This Is Mine Tries To Align!

There is a lot of that here and there. It is mine at every lair. Now maybe if you are a cat you can work with that. Otherwise you may be shit out of luck. On luck though we pass that fake buck. Back to it though with a this is mine show.

This is mine.
All of it.
Don't be a feline.
Humans can't do that shit.

Deluded some?
Beats little old me.
A deluded bum,
Would suck for thee.

This is my land.
Yep, it's all mine.
I don't pay taxes by the grand,
But I have a property line.

This is my air.
Go get your own.
Don't breathe it at my lair.
I won't throw a dog a bone.

This is my car.
I own it, every bit.
It can drive me far.
I don't pay that insurance and DMV shit.

That is my thought.
I thought it first.
You stole the whole lot.
I hope you burst.

That is my ocean.
I bought the beach.
I own every motion.
Stay out of its reach.

That is my beach too.
Get off the sand.
No stepping on my giant loo.
Footprints just aren't grand.

This is my moon plot.
I bought it last night.
It will give you eye rot,
If you catch it in your sight.

This is my final line.
I'd like to see you steal that.
It is all mine.
Now go be a dingbat.

Wow, you humans really like to lay claim. Some of those things are rather lame. Did you ever claim the air? You may not want to tell my lair. Don't pay your property taxes and see how long you own that land. The government will sure make a stand. Unless Google gets a bad case of gas this is the blog of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.