The I Will Climbs A Hill!

The I will sure gets thrown around a lot. You humans have to be incorrectly taught. I will should mean that you will do something. Is that a familiar ring? Unless you are willing stuff when dead. But that isn't what is said.

I will.
I won't.
Like a mill,
Do and don't.

In comes the I.
Out goes the will.
Whoops, I's not spry.
Will fits no bill.

Get it yet?
You will.
That's a bet.
Might end up nil.

I will, insert threat.
Nadda comes due.
You can sit and fret.
Still no threat to you.

I will, insert task.
Roll your eyes a bit.
Again you ask.
They didn't do shit.

I will, insert goal.
Nothing takes hold.
The goal is coal.
My, will gets cold.

The cold shoulder?
Is that a thing?
I'll let that smolder.
Will you give that a ring?

I will, insert kiss ass remark.
When away, yeah right.
Less bite, all pucker up bark.
Like a butt sniffer in the night.

I will, insert the repeat.
Let's say it twice or more.
The repeat is neat.
Still no will on the encore.

I will.
I won't.
Just chill.
Do is don't.

Are you an I will? Do you I will then don't for a thrill? Has the meaning gone to pot? Three questions sure is a lot. The cat will ask more next time. I will do it in rhyme. That you can be sure with each pass. I will always be a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.