Rhyll Biest's Blog, page 12
May 14, 2014
Win not one book but two!
This is how pleased you'll look when you win these books. Promise.
The Naughty Ninjas are giving you the chance to snaffle not one but TWO awesome books by Georgina 'Glitterpants' Penney published by Destiny Romance in 2014. All you have to do to enter is use the Rafflecopter thingy below.
Like warm and sexy chick-lit at its funniest? Then these treasures are for you. Want to know more about the books that are up for grabs? Read the blurbs and extracts here and here.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
May 12, 2014
Lust Object: Farting Ninja Novelty Plush Toy
How could we possible resist this one? According to creator, , Taro the farting ninja’s strongest weapon “apart from his trusted feet are his silent but very violent farts.” We salute you fellow ninja!
May 10, 2014
Lust Object: Pug Eyes Toiletry Bag
Glitterpants has a thing for pugs. In fact she can relate to any creature that looks like it frequently bumps head first into walls but stays cute. She can especially relate first thing in the morning when she looks in the bathroom mirror. If she had one of these little nifty toiletry bags, her life would be so much happier. Honestly.
Want one, get one here!
May 8, 2014
May 9 is… Lost sock memorial day
A day to pay tribute to those we have lost…and throw out the remaining odd sock. Or recycle it into a bookmark, puppet or hijab. Whichever you prefer.
Need socks in your romance? I found several promising titles (My Gay Socks, Your Dog Ate My Sock) but can’t vouch for their quality. If you’ve read a super sock romance, let us know!
May 6, 2014
The Rhyll 'the Lady' Biest and Cate 'Man-eater' Ellink get married
Rhyll and Cate are getting married. That’s right, we’ve been ‘bundled’ by Momentum into one book, which means we’re going to be rubbing up against one another for eternity, along with Kylie Scott and Keziah Hill. Technically, all four of us are married. Don’t judge now, will you? Just because our marriage is slightly different from most people's doesn’t matter, we’re just one big happy bundle. Here’s a wedding picture.
You can also see the wedding photos of other authors being married by Momentum Moonlight over at their blog.
May 5, 2014
May 6 is… International No Diet Day AND 6-12 International Clitoris Awareness Week
Boo diets, diets suck. Unless it’s a chocolate diet! They’re okay. Why shouldn’t you diet? Well, you can read all about that here but the main message is that contrary to the constant dick-brained, fat-shaming media messages we’re bombarded with, you can be a big person and be very healthy (and you can be a very slim person and be very unhealthy). So the next time someone criticizes your weight or what you’re eating because they’re ‘concerned about your health’, feel free to apply your ninja lady-hammer to their nuts or noggin. Besides, you can’t diet during International Clitoris Awareness Week, that would be really selfish. Your clitoris is having the equivalent of its birthday and it wants cake!
May 2, 2014
May 3 is…Paranormal Day
We ninjas love Paranormal Day because without the paranormal we wouldn’t have paranormal romance. Who doesn't love angels, zombies, shifters, werewolves, vampires, fairies, ghouls, djinns, goblins, succubi, demons and other creatures?
The Lady Biest is partial to Keri Arthur, Kelley Armstrong, Shelley Lawrence, Gina Showalter and lots of Australian authors who can be found at Darkside Downunder.
Who are your favourite paranormal romance writers?
May 1, 2014
May 2 is… No Pants Day
Pants are so…constraining. We want to feel the wind in our hair (yes, that hair) and the sun on our nether-parts (though not too much of it). Perhaps we could all just wear kilts on No Pants Day, what do you think?
April 30, 2014
May Is...
May is...
Get caught reading month. Though no one is going to have to try very hard to catch the Naughty Ninjas reading because we’re reading MACHINES. Why, we’ve even mastered the advanced ninja skill of reading while asleep to increase our reading time.
And the 6th to 12th of May is International Clitoris Awareness Week. Long live the clit! So what’s Clitoris Awareness Week about? The humble clit has been much maligned and ignored for centuries because of patriarchal religious values—and sheer jealousy. You see, the clitoris boasts the most nerve endings of any human body organ, about 8000, whereas the penis only has about 5000. So it’s men who have clit envy rather than women having penis envy. International Clitoris Awareness Week is about stopping the War on Clits, whether in the form of female circumcision or body-shaming (you know the sort, all those ads pushing feminine ‘hygiene’ at women as if a va-jay-jay is the equivalent of a sewer). You can read more about the work of sponsoring charity organization, Clitoraid, here. How are you going to celebrate your snizz’s birthday?
April 29, 2014
Ninjas Featured on Elder Park Book Reviews
The lovely Robyn over at Elder Park Book Reviews has mentioned the Naughty Ninjas on her blog as a part of a new Down Under feature. We're so excited! Please do go check out her site. She's doing a world of good in spreading the news about the awesomeness of Australian writers to the States and The World. (Kind of like a super villain with an evil plan, but good, like a super hero... but super heroes never seem to have cool plans... Can you have a book reviewing anti-hero? We sense some Ninja flash fiction about to happen!)
You can find her site by either clicking on the picture above or going here.
