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Religious rules no 1 …er…Don't Upset the Muslims

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire



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Look it is not my fault ……blame the education system …………. Here I can a nice sweet lovable Asian Vampire and I have to write papers on current mythology ……….. and then someone moans that I put Islam on the list ………… well it is a belief system the same as the 100s of others that it followed on from………….. no one says anything of having Scientologists on a list of Pseudo religions



……………… Look if you want me to do lists I have to stick something on them

……………… and I did notice no one objected to any list I put Scientologists on………being on list of Cults was ok but then .. I worry even more so when I mistakenly put it as a Religion most likely to take over from Judaism .er………well lots of members in high government and media positions…………. Yes that is now a worry



I study hard to be a nice educated vampire ……which is so hard what with being poor weak female… sob……. (and being super smart and modest … just think what I would say if I was not so modest) waiting to just to be owned by a loving male lord and master (huh .as.if !!!!)



But I do get moans every time I talk on Islam ……I discuss the oddities of most of them in current mythology but perhaps only being a new religion that had to get most of its Holy book for another religion they are a little insecure…… Look the Christians did the same ………… like the whole of the Old Testament but they don't act all insecure over it ……………..



Someone said to me I am just female and my words are spoken in a vacuum ………. Er yes you guessed it Male and Muslim ………..



Someone should have noticed by now that the more you moan the more I will say …… The above comment was due to me saying that as a non Muslim I am more likely to go to Heaven than Muslims that break Gods commandments ……………



I have guidelines to live my life my but if you have a religion then you have rules and if knowingly you break them just don't moan to me that you do not like spending your afterlife in HELL ……………



Religions come as a set meal you take all or nothing …………….. and the RULES are the SAME in all three be you ….Muslim …...Christian ….. or Jew  ……..



Read the words in the books ……………



If a holy learned person be they Priest or Inman tells you to kill in Gods name then they will go to hell ………….. if you follow his  (always a he) advice then you will go to hell ………… Look these are not my words ….read the book yourself!.......and yes I know you can cheery pick things like Smiting ones enemy but this could mean you as a nice strong male God have given you permission to protect your Wife and Children with force if needed……… it is pushing things a bit far to travel 10,000 mile just to kill someone else's wife and children because you do not like his price of oil.



The same goes for other rules and you Guys should know by now that female discuss everything when together ………..er…………like everything ……….. hehehehehe if you have a pimple on your Dick you can bet the fact will be know throughout the whole female community ………… yes asking your mother to buy some ointment for it is the same as posting it on Youtube……..



So the same goes for adultery ……..the fallen woman in the affair may get killed in some places in the world but can still go to Heaven as she is only weak and was lead astray but as a Guy that's it you are dammed ……….. its Hell for you as the meaning of a wife is anyone that has willingly laid with a man and born his children.



Mind you the same goes for having carnal knowledge er…that means sex  ……..with another mans Ox or Ass or Goat ………. Look if it is his and walking about just don't do you pervert !  ……………… as to doing with your farm animals ………. Ick…(make that double ick !!) …. It is True and a God given fact that if you do you will go blind and your dick will turn green and drop off ..ok………….. if you don't believe me ask your Mother …..hehehehehe I dare you !!!!!



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put on a sheepskin bend over and bleat like a sheep

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

I expect you may have guessed that I am a little mixed when it come to nationally, I do infact have American nationality but do not always live there …how? ….not sure quite how………  er……….. well it seamed easy at the time……….

You just have both your parents killed when still a child and suddenly you are in America………

The process of citizenship? ……….er…….Yes I do remember ……well the important stuff anyway……….

FLUSH TOILETS that you can even sit down on !!!!

CHOCOLATE which I am now addicted to .

MANGA I remember I was given some Manga comics in Japanese and thinking why do white people think I can read Japanese ……….

It is nice to know you have citizenship to a country that has bigger guns than others ……and freedom to speak ……………… with my last blog people said to me you cant say that!..................... er…………. Yes I can …..er…….infact I just did…silly comment.

Others ask do I hate religions ……………… heck no …………. I love them as they are so funny I sometimes wonder if my undies will ever dry.

Freedom of speech is fun in so long as you remember the golden rule ……….. never use the "N" WORD and do not say the Jew are taking over the world …………. You let Congress point that out by the way they applaud Israel's leader when he says he is happy to have peace as long as it can still own Palestine. 

Repeat after me ………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………. ………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…………………. the Jews are not taking over the world…

Right now we sorted that out I think I am safe with my blog casts.

Still no religious war over my blogs as yet ………. Ho well must think of a new way to get some publicity.

……………………………………… My Vampire Love Life...................

Being a vampire it is quite normal to leap out at a guy at night in leather underwear and carrying a whip ……………………… it's a vampire thing …ok?

Now I really very innocent when it comes to all your strange human perversions ………… true I sometime eat wearing a black plastic bag ….but that is not odd !!! ………..it is not my fault you human spurt your blood in all directions with just the smallest of bites …………………

I still can't get over the idea of Furries and the modern fetish of dressing up as animals to make love.

Now knowing my nice loveable vampire character from my blogs ……Just think of what would happen if a boyfriend of mine ever asked me to put on a sheepskin bend over and bleat like a sheep !!!! while he drops his pants to get in tuned with his animal nature.

Well you know how it is, I am a little slow what with being a girl and all, so I would ask him to demonstrate to my how it is done…………. You do know what they say about a pen being mightier than the sword …………..don't you?

Well it is so much how you think of using something which is small but hard and pointed ……….. bleat like a sheep er? …………..   I wonder what sort of operation a guy would need to remove a pen from his rectum ……….?

My Cartoons depicting islamic prophet Muhammad now where is my Fatwa ?

Being a nice normal Vampire I am still struggling over how to get publicity and suddenly I found out what I need is a FATWA

…………… not that easy what with being a vampire and female ……….. er …………. perhaps it is more of a problem being female ……….. Islam does not comment on vampires.

And females do not count …………. Well I do not have a male guardian ………..so in fact I do not exist ……………… Daddy is dead and having no husband or brother …….i am guardian less…………… hell I can do what I like !!!!!!!!

Wow ………….. riots can be had over drawing pics of Mohammad



…… NOW why did someone not tell me sooner !!!! yee Godssssss what fantastic publicity ……………



Please have a riot over my blog …………… pleasessssssssss ……… pretty pleasessssssss …………..



This is the page that caused people to be killed in the name of Gods prophet………… clearly by people that could not read the holy book which says do not kill………..



So to join in I have asked my Niece to draw me a pic of the Islamic Prophet and here it is ……………….



MOHAMMAD



I know we are both female so not that important  …………… but this is the likeness my niece drew so it has to be against some rule somewhere for even female to know how to draw ……………………



So lets have some riots ……………. Calls to ban my books …………….. look I can give you the ISBNs so that people know which of my books not to read ……and thousands will buy it to



1. Burn it



2. Read what all the fuss is about



So please try and ban me …………. How about a Fatwa ……….. just tell me how much more I have to poke fun at a religion to have one of my very own Religious judgement against me ……….. 



Fatwa against Pokémon In 2001, religious authorities in the United Arab Emirates issued a fatawā indictment against the children's game Pokémon, after thinking that it encouraged gambling, and was based on the theory of evolution, "a Jewish-Darwinist theory, that conflicts with Islamic principles".[1]

Fatwa against  Salman Rushdie (I will try and find a way to list his book for you to buy)

Main article: The Satanic Verses controversyOne of the first well-known fatwas was proclaimed in 1989 by the Iranian Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, against Salman Rushdie's novel The Satanic Verses . The argument related to an ostensibly blasphemous statement from an early biography of Prophet Muhammad, regarding incorporating pagan goddesses into Islam's strongly monotheistic structure. Khomeini died shortly after issuing the fatwa. In 1998 Iran stated that it is no longer pursuing Rushdie's death; however the decree was again reversed in early 2005 by the present theocrat, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.



In 1991, Rushdie's Japanese translator, Hitoshi Igarashi, was stabbed and killed in Tokyo, and his Italian translator was beaten and stabbed in Milan. In 1993, Rushdie's Norwegian publisher William Nygaard was shot and severely injured in an attack outside his house in Oslo. Thirty-seven guests died when their hotel in Sivas, Turkey was burnt down by locals protesting against Aziz Nesin, Rushdie's Turkish translator.

Now this is the publicity I need !!!!!!

Ok so I may not be Muslim but I do have lots of knowledge about that Deity ……….. well I am Western-Asian-Chinese …………… a real mouthful er…….. so break it down Chinese by looks but not born in china the same was as not all blacks you see were born in africa……………… Asian due to the fact I was born in Asia……….. Western due to the fact I was brought up in the US and UK after my perants died ………..

So with a horrendous worldwide extended family I have most religions in it somewhere ……….. er..apart from Scientoigists (we are not that mad) or Jews (so we are not out to take over the world)



……..But it does mean I have Muslim relatives so I know all about the difference between Hijabs and Nijabs without the problems of having ones hair fall out due to wearing them ……



And I have also seen what some women that wear the Burqa look like underneath ……… which is why I say that some should still stay covered up even in female company ………I will even add the passage myself to the holy book………. eating too many dates………….huh  …..  eating too many camels more like it……….





Lots of cartoons of Mohammad …………………..







DETAILS OF THE CARTOONS

The Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy began after 12 editorial cartoons, most of which depicted the Islamic prophet Muhammad, were published in the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten on 30 September 2005. The newspaper announced that this publication was an attempt to contribute to the debate regarding criticism of Islam and self-censorship.

Danish Muslim organizations that objected to the depictions responded by holding public protests attempting to raise awareness of Jyllands-Posten's publication. Further examples of the cartoons were soon reprinted in newspapers in more than 50 other countries, further deepening the controversy.

This led to Islamic protests across the Muslim world, some of which escalated into violence with instances of firing on crowds of protestors (resulting in a total of more than 100 reported deaths),[1] including setting fire to the Danish Embassies in Syria, Lebanon and Iran, storming European buildings, and burning the Danish, Dutch, Norwegian, French and German flags in Gaza City.[2][3] Various groups, primarily in the Western world, responded by endorsing the Danish policies, including "Buy Danish" campaigns and other displays of support. Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen described the controversy as Denmark's worst international crisis since World War II.[4]

Critics of the cartoons described them as Islamophobic or racist,[5] and argued that they are blasphemous to people of the Muslim faith, are intended to humiliate a Danish minority, or are a manifestation of ignorance about the history of Western imperialism.

Supporters have said that the cartoons illustrated an important issue in a period of Islamic terrorism and that their publication is a legitimate exercise of the right of free speech, explicitly tied to the issue of self-censorship. They claim that Muslims were not targeted in a discriminatory way since unflattering cartoons about other religions (or their leaders) are frequently printed.[6] They question whether some of the riots were spontaneous outpourings as they took place where no spontaneous demonstrations are allowed, and whether the images of Muhammad per se are offensive to Muslims, as thousands of illustrations of Muhammad have appeared in books by and for Muslims.[7]

God loves my blog or I would not have so many hits on it…….. just past 5,000 … weeeeeeeeee

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire Er that's the way religion works er? ...........you must have faith ..........

Look ....... Trust me I am a Vampire .................



For a change today I will pick on Christians, Rastafarians, Muslins and the female fashion industry …………….



RAPTURE ...................... its ok every one god did not miss you .........it is now set for October ........................



er one nasty thought to come to mind at this point is that it did happen and no one was saved and we are all in hell





.................... ho well look on the bright side I don't now have to worry about how to wash and blow-dry six foot of white wings ................... and Halo polishing would be such a chore …………





To make things fare I should not miss out the Rastafarians or people will say I only pick on the main religions ................ normally black people with platted hair which is never cut



........... look it is just an excuse to smoke drugs and never wash your hair............ I am surprised that the spell checker could even find you !



Did everyone find how to make a Burqa in my last blog useful ? yes if u r really ugly then this is for u if not a guy will take one look at you and turn homosexual and you do not want that on your conscious now do you?



A Burqa is gods way of telling you that you are ugly ................ it is written in the holy books in ball point pen so must be true



And before anyone says about the virtues of wearing a Hijab I have it of very good information (those that wear them) that it make your hair very oily and drop out



........... so another of Gods commands er? ............ I am god and so women should be bald!



Sorry I am only joking about being Ugly to wear a Burqa .........



………….. the way guys are and the reports of them finding sheep so sexually enduring I say don't worry about your looks just have your burqa made out of black wool and bleat a few times ............and I am sure you will keep you guy more than sexually content ……………… see my blog on Ferries